I'm losing it!
The World Surf League, weeks ago, abandoned its 2020 season with very little fanfare. No tour, no champion, no even attempt to turn Coronavirus into Corona Extra Mexican Lager.
This, rightly, did not sit proper with Clifton James Hobgood who won his singular World Title in a 9/11 shortened year. He did not win one event and three were cancelled, due al-Qaeda’s attack on New York City but 2001, still had a champion and it was he.
Fine and deserving.
Therefore he has suggested that we, The People™, crown 2020’s king or queen in lieu of any leadership from Santa Monica.
Criteria?
David Lee and I discussed after I ended a long rant about Kelly Slater gagging to be made fun of and calling him a dumbshit (1:04ish) but it is all half-baked and needs you.
Needs your part-time genius.
2020 will belong to us. And, very likely, 2021 too.
More as the story develops.
Chas’ jibber jabber partner looks like gay Ricky Gervais.
Almost had me listen in to see if he had a Britty accent.
Then I realized I had to take out the trash and stopped to talk to a ground squirrel infinitely more interesting who assured me that she wouldn’t take up too much of my time unlike gay Ricky and Chas.
Are we just going to gloss over DLS offhand remark “double down, go back to prison” remark when talking about the kickflip kook?!
“al-Qaeda” sure
Did you cover whether or not David Lee Scales is exempt from racism due to his Chinese name? Does he secretly wake up in the middle of the night and slurp prawn dumplings in the dark?
Very good point
Along the same lines…I wonder if David Lee Roth prefers dumplings or motzah balls for his midnight snack ?
And in the same theme…Does Eddie Rothman prefer a Philly cheese steak with a side of motzah balls or is he a poi and poké guy ?
Eddie is clearly exempt from racism because he bedded a native Hawaiian woman (I think – I have not researched the bloodline). Also, Eddie appears to be half Jewish/half ninja turtle himself which gives him other unique rights that dumb white folks could never comprehend. He sells speed to kids I think.
I presume you mean “he bedded a native Hawaiian ‘adjacent’ woman”.
Presumably all sewer turtles got their ‘unique rights’ from the same toxic ooze…
If the fun police shut me down I’m almost certainly resurrecting myself as Teenage Mutant Eddie Rothman.
Haha
Better off as a ‘straight out of russian shitbag bali surfschool’, rather than scrape the Rothgirl bucket
(would’ve said barrel instead of bucket but that’d be presuming ‘Quick Edward’ had ever actually ridden a wave…)
I know this chick who used to whore in Bangers and Hong kong
Refused to root arabs cause they are retarded fukwits.
Said the black Americans were quite well mannered
Refused African blacks.
Too dodgy.
Topical!
Nature is awesome!!
Shes trying to kill all the greenies.
They don’t love nature they’re terrified of her
I love her.
Go get em girl.
Hi bex
Dont tell jordys pout
He’s a bit fragile.
Covid has spread to the comments section… be careful, stay safe People.
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It’s obviously a cum shield you idiot.
Okey fuckin dokey
Now
I see that this edition of yakkin’ has video as well as sound
Good
Does the Bobby Martinez interview have video too ?
If not, why not ?
Ya gotta get consistent with the format
Radio ‘with pictures’ is better than radio alone, cos the old saying about pictures telling a million words is true…
Cheers
P.S.
Kellys girl is American/Hawaiian/Asian (in that order) with fuck-all of the actual Asian (going by her mother’s name and looks)…