Okay, okay, this is how we get it through. First we urge, we cajole, we fly the premier and the minister over to Lemoore, dazzling ‘em, usual. If that don’t work, we tell ‘em we’ll pull the whole thing and move it across the border. Tell me that ain’t gonna get these weenies moving.

WSL threatens to pull “incredible” $1.2 billion wavepool resort development planned for Queensland flood plain and move across border: “We certainly have…other states of Australia available to us to activate.”

"We need to seek alternative options…"

Nothing like a little brinkmanship to get the levers of power moving.

In part two of a series of stories by surfer-reporter Greg Stolz for Brisbane’s The Courier-Mail on the WSL’s “billion-dollar” wavepool-eco resort slated for Coolum on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast, the WSL has threatened to ice the whole deal and move it to rival state NSW.

Yesterday, it was reported that self-described environment and wildlife advocate Kelly Slater had “urged” the Queensland government to push the development, which is to be built on a flood plain and had been stalled because of environmental concerns.

The Courier-Mail also noted that Queensland premier Annastacia Palaszczuk and Tourism Minister Kate Jones had visited Surf Ranch last year and “publicly welcomed the Coolum proposal.”

The paper reported that the development would create twelve-thousand jobs and pump over two billion dollars into the local economy.

Now, the WSL has said it will “need to seek alternative options” if the Queensland gov doesn’t override the local council and get the deal done.

The WSL’s boss of getting pools built, Andrew Stark, said, “If the state government, however, cannot provide the necessary way forward for the project very soon, then we need to seek alternative options. We certainly have these in other states of Australia available to us to activate.”

Queensland’s Tourism and Development minister Kate Jones said it would be an economic “wipeout” if the state was to lose the development.

“Queensland is the home of surfing in Australia,” she told The Courier-Mail. 

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@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

Now Bugs is running for Labor for the state seat of Burleigh will he become the new leading advocate?

Tom Toraja
Tom Toraja
6 years ago

Know Queensland Deputy Premier Jackie Trad, powerbroker, leader of the powerful Labor left faction and recently cleared of criminal corruption charges, personally.

Will have to whisper no wave pools in her ear…

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Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  Tom Toraja

I’m guessing this was the morning Liverpool finally won the EPL. Two wins in a day for ya!

Tom Toraja
Tom Toraja
6 years ago

Actually was quite a cold wind that morning… its been a constant fkn party for 2 weeks laddie !!!

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

Moronic to even consider development on floodplain anyway????

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

I’m more surprised that freerider aka sam waters did not upvote this or comment what the fuck is going on!!

Ed
Ed
6 years ago

Be interested to see if the alternative site is owned by the same developer?
Seems they have a history of dodgy deals done

Seas Nail
Seas Nail
6 years ago

Kelly’s pool design is basically a semi-submersible train – and we all know how prone rail-based projects are to huge budget blow-outs and often complete failure.

Perhaps Kelly’s wave is destined only to end up on this frighteningly long list of incomplete and/or disastrous rail projects?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago

I love how everyone who writes articles here is a “Surf journalist” yet the one guy who actually is a journalist gets called a “surfer-reporter”.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

War is Peace!

Laird's performance mushroom
Laird's performance mushroom
6 years ago

Here in the good old US of A we have the billionaire owners of teams full of millionaires promising thousands of jobs and years of infinite local revenues if they just throw in the land for free, oh and pay for the stadium. Ask them how that’s worked out. Rich get richer and the grifters get a few crumbs, everyone else gets fucked.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

At least you have a smarty pants phone.

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago

Whatever a billionaire wants–they usually get it……..

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

P. S. Dudes, wake up and smell the kelp— the WSL, Slater, Dirk Ziff, Pro surfers, (I know it might be hard to take, believe, but) they don’t care about you. They are gonna keep doing what they think is best for ‘themselves’.
From the WSL takeover in the beginning, Dirk said it’s all about the $$. That’s where they are headed, wave tank revenue $$, land developement profits $$, Olympic advertising $$. It’s not gonna stop if they can help it. It seems Dirk wants to take over the (surf) “world”. They did name it the “World” SL” .
The Wsl is already taking ‘others’ under their “web” of “influence” by posting articles from Surfer mag., the Inertia, and others on their WSL website’. Pretty soon there might be no one left to stop them.

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
6 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

remember those days gone by when you came to a surfing website to get away from the realities of blood-sucking multinational corporations, to see Damien Hardman’s 4 turns to the beach on a waist-high lobber in beach break to win world titles?…

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
6 years ago

I dig the WSL broadcasts. Except for when they pull away for commercial right as we all see a set coming in.

But that’s it. I would rather see pro surfing collapse than partner up with these people.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago

Well duh the obvious question is why not build two surf ranches if it’s so awesome. It’s not like nsw surfers are gonna drive all the way to coolum to surf it.
If the economics are so good they can build one in every population centre.

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago

I think the ‘real’ profits, money, are in the sale of homes, condos, units built with the tank. That takes a lot of land.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

It’s not like there’s one franchise for a football team or f1 race and they are trying to sell that one spot to some schmuck and if they don’t cough up the dough they walk. That’s what’s wrong with their argument.
I used to be ambivalent but now I hope they all go broke. Wannabe property developers. Fuck them.

Ed
Ed
6 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

That’s exactly the business model. Build a thousand condos on flood land and charge double the price for them because there is a wave park.

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
6 years ago

“Activate!”

Excuse me while a find a bucket to spew in…

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

As someone in an ‘activation’-type industry, it makes me puke as well.

Makes me want to tell people how I’m going to go ‘activate’ the toilet.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

How fucking creepy was that?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Creepiest line ever.

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
6 years ago

using McMurphy’s fate in that film as a comparative metaphor for Wave Ranch fans is about the most beautiful imagery/poetry I’ve seen anywhere in weeks… thanks for that John

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
6 years ago

When it come to corporate multi-national brinkmanship, the WSL is solid. Spell-checking the last names of its “athletes”, not so solid…

Zero Wedge
Zero Wedge
6 years ago

WSL using typical multinational corporations playbook.

Over promise jobs by 10X , then threaten to take jobs elsewhere to get what they want.

It should be plain to see that the WSL is not a group that you should enter into business with.

samwaters
samwaters
6 years ago
Reply to  Zero Wedge

Good point, the construction jobs disappear as soon as it’s built, and it doesn’t take a whole lot of people to run a surf tank or a resort.

david fffff
david fffff
6 years ago
Reply to  Zero Wedge

Western
Sulphur &
Lead corp

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

I sleep like a fallen angel

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

And your mums

frank
frank
6 years ago

But then big Joe snuffed him, threw a vending machine out the window, and ran.
Freedom!

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
6 years ago
Reply to  frank

so now the question is…can Surf Ranch fans in 2020 ever be free? Is Beach Grit the proverbial Chief Bromden offering our Ranch fans an escape to realty… and who exactly represents Nurse Ratched in the Surf Ranch/WSL cabal?…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  Keith Grace

Kelly is our Nurse ‘Ratshit’…

Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Kelly is Ellis, Elo is Ratshit because he’ll eventually be choked out of existence.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
6 years ago
Reply to  frank

Water fountain, not vending machine.

Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
Kelly Slater’s Faith Healer
6 years ago

Looking at you, Wamberal beach.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Russia’s influence has grown because now Wanberal beach builds on their houses.


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