Offsides!
Malibu, once ground zero of California’s surf culture, is a place as beautiful as it is dangerous. First Point, for example, is an exquisite wave and yet decapitation due wealthy kook-on-SUP is an entirely real possibility. Homes featuring stately interiors and multi-million dollar views are regularly threatened with fire and slide.
Or, as it turns out, 39-year-old women, possibly just having surfed First Point, entering unannounced, snatching a baby and attempting the ol’ out route.
This is exactly what happened to legendary National Football League quarterback Joe Montana whilst he and his wife Jennifer were enjoying their stately interior and multi-million dollar views.
TMZ Sports has reported that an unnamed 39-year-old woman entered the Montana home through an unlocked door, saw a woman holding a Montana grand-baby and snagged the child right out of her arms.
Fumble.
The woman then made off to a different part of the house where she was confronted by Joe Montana and while he did not play defense, in the NFL, was still able to wrestle the baby away from the intruder, who turned and ran away.
She was arrested down the street and booked on kidnapping and burglary charges.
Whoa.
What do you imagine is the backstory here?
For sure there’s a backstory.
No?
Just a simple case of Malibu?
Dangerous and beautiful.
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It is suspicious that Ben Marcus is silent here. Very suspicious.
Maybe fulfilling “a need”. He was on a squirt fest the other day.
Does the Ben still surf? Waves were everywhere this weekend.
I did put him in the timeout corner for deleting his posts a couple of days ago. Maybe it pushed him out of his Van and over the edge? very sad.
Is he a gay fish?
Courtney proving Kurt didn’t write all the good Hole tunes. Not sure if this album had a ghost writer but it’s a cracker. Celebrity Skin is such a good song too.
Surf adjacent!
If it wasn’t Ben, he probably has an amazing story about it where he name drops at least 2 other celebrities
Only 2? 10 at least….
Karl V needs to write up a re-enactment.
Montana: “Beach Grit post route. On 2. Hut, hut, hike!!”
Thought either him or this Mick’s cray bish escaped convict island and infiltrated Mulliboo
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A Dingo Ate My Eyebrows ….. ?
and my best wave!
Please tell me you said , while being taxed “ I’ll go if Dingos “
Might have been Claude Montana wanting to borrow Joe’s ….. Shoulder Pads ….so 80s .
Ben should comment soon. Then delete all comments except TSLA stock advice.
If only he had (Elon) Musky Balls
It’s a Malibu related story, aka Bennybait.
So we should get some stock tips – buy low sell high says Ben , some grammar corrections which I’ve planted, some Elon man love thinly vailed in ecological whackness even Elon himself wouldn’t believe. A few celebrity stories which I’m kinda partial to tbh, I hate myself for this. Some ex-surf journo “remember when” tales and of course, calling us mongrols, or mongols.
Then he’ll delete em’ all making US look insane.
The snark is strong in this one.
Jack LONDON CALLING … If Ben comes along , we can call this episode « The Cruise of the Snark ! «
All aboard Bicko. He’d likely pull a drunken Italian Capitano and run us all into rocks performing showy cruise boating manoeuvres for the celebrity buddies in their lavish mansions.
“Hey Miley, check out this 500m radius carving 360”!
Cote phoned … it was a 540”
And who the hell would I be to disagree!
Skaters ….. what would they know about ….displacing water ?
Baby
Lifters
Matter…
It obviously wasn’t Dora’s Ghost … He would only have stole the red wine .
Ben “Dingo” Marcus
When she yelled, “Cowabunga!” as she stole the baby.. dead giveaway. Nah barrel.
did she believe the childs name was spelled incorrectly?
Venice adjacent.