Terrific fun and many important messages.
Social media influencer Willem Ungermann from Tweed Heads, just across the border from Snapper Rocks there, is a man of the times, a truth seeker who uses his online power to highlight surfing’s exclusionist patriarchal structure and its deeply entrenched homophobia.
In a two-episode series, which is part beach theatre, part Jackass-style pranks, we find Willem, who goes by the handle Willem Powerfish, terrorising a D-Bah line-up on his bodyboard, at one point accepting a beach fight only to drop to his knees and tell his surprised fellow duellist, “I’ll suck you dry, mate.”
Between waves, he tells one surfer “I fucked a bloke like you once”, another, “You’re lucky my dad Rex isn’t here, he’d smash your pelvis”, another, “Heard of the Bra Boys? We’re the Flatty Boys. Instead of going around bashing cunts, we fuck ’em”, another, “You know why I like surfing? When guys wear wetties and I can see their dick”, another he asks if he’s seen Ross Clarke-Jones‘ cock and says, “I’ve fucking sucked it dry.
Terrific fun and many important messages.
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Non – never surfer and shit starter Rhonda Harper continues to give the term “Black Surfing” a negative and destructive image just by existing. She is in desperate need of mental help. Surfing should be about wave riding, stoke, heritage, love and aloha. With this sociopath it’s all about anger, hate, agendas,delusions and lies. Sal hasn’t done anything for black surfing? He’s done plenty just by being professional and a good guy. She harms the movement every time she attacks another victim. Who’s next? Whomever will get her the most attention. If she spent half the energy trying to learn how to actually surf as she does trying to start shit, she might mess around catch some great waves and become decent person.
It’s always inspiring when someone finds their calling in life
instant legend.
‘you better watch out!…or I’ll suck yer cock’
Too funny
Now that was Anti-Depressive! I needed a laugh
doesn’t he have a podcast called monday mass?
Would have to curbstomp that mf
He’ll fuck you too if you really want.
Wiggoly’s Paddling Style on the Goldy gold
Lips are lips.
I don’t give money away for free
Could you imagine what a different scene we’d have were the NS heavies really into pounding each other’s asses in a sexual way.
The WSL might be quite a curious beast these days.
Da Pink Shorts meets the Rainbow Bridge ?
Is this really just Derek wearing a mask ?
I swear I had a surf with exactly the same bloke, who dropped in on me 6 times in 30 minutes , riding a bodyboard badly , going straight towards the beach , at my old beach in France …. except he was 65 , German and surprisingly was not gay or …. even wearing a mask ? Possibly not a real bodyboarder or German ?
If it’s a cruisy beach, he may have just been letting you know he’s a bottom.
See any kneelos that looked like they didn’t know what the hell they were doing out there?
All kneelos are wonderfully crazy … god love em … from one legged maniac at Byron to my mad Welsh mate with a club foot in France .
You should try this instead of surfing freezing slop
https://youtu.be/yn-TfAzobDI
Thanks Bex …. I would love to but have been allergic to gravel since bringing my illustrious 6 year skate career to an end on the Bahne Super Flex when I was 11 the year PT won his world Title …. honestly believe sailing and waterskiing are closer to surfing than non liquid water sports like snow boarding or in-line skating ?
Anyway , in 2020 , the best thing about in-line skating is that your parents will probably be happy, and break out the rainbow decorations , when you tell them that you are gay …. as it should be ?
I dabble in this. And I say dabble because it’s nowhere near that level, but it’s fucking good fun.
fuck that.. these guys have a death wish. remember watching one, guy just misses a car coming up on a corner at 65.. wonder how many get fully fucked up?
He get up to 100ks
They are individuals for sure.
And very sectarian. I’m still recovering from being labelled a “fucken foot surfer” by one.
fake and ghay
I’m not homophobic, but I just can’t quit “gay” as an adjective.
Well, some things are gay
Music, film, photography
And most gay people!
JP can’t quit gays!
We had two Gay Families in our old Neighborhood ? One lot couldn’t cope and changed their surname and the others just stayed happy and Gay .
Edit: having just watched it I found myself laughing heartily. ‘mon the poofters!