Orange County surfer sells 5’8 Lost Puddle Jumper for $5 after becoming disillusioned with shaper Matt Biolos and the “conscious-presenting” industry that protects him!

"Cant imagine being seen in public riding a board that has his name on it."

There are many deals available on the internet but maybe none better than a 5’8 Lost x Lib technology Puddle Jumper for $5 currently on Craigslist. The board seems to be in wonderful condition, with the exception of a dirty wax job and ugly tail patch so what’s the catch?

Well, it has Matt Biolos’s name on it and let us read the advertisement, together, now.

Well, I really liked this board. It had an eco-element, lib-tech futuristic technology, and a really fun shape… Then I found out that Matt Biolos is an arrogant racist pig. I should have assumed, but fuck this guy. Wan’t his brand built on decades of images of degenerate drug users? Wardo, AI, Spike… Seeing him veil his racism with social elitism, coming from a drug addict himself, is disgusting. What’s worse? An industry that protects him and pretends to be “conscious.”

Cant imagine being seen in public riding a board that has his name on it. First $5 cash in hand, it’s yours.

The full-throated takedown of Biolos seems to be misplaced and/or not fully informed. Tying racism, social elitism and drug addiction together is also a bit difficult to follow but the spirit is admirable. Putting money where mouth is, or rather, taking money from where mouth is.

The Lost x Lib Puddle Jumper retails for nearly $800.

But have you ever made a similar stand?

Selling something for cheap and/or buying something expensive and altering like golfer Bubba Watson did with the famous General Lee?

Or are you too busy furiously searching Craigslist, clutching a $5 bill?

More as the story develops.

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Krypto Jackson

Biolis’ most idiotic statement was calling ALL politicians bad. Because the parties are adverse – that’s like having your house on fire – looking outside – and saying that you equally hate both the arsonist and the firefighter who’s their to protect you.

Desert R at

Fuck California social justice warrior queen liberals. i’ll sell anyone my Confederate battle flagged background ‘Sambo Banjo Lip’ board for half a million dollars. But only with a signed affidavit that the buyer will only let white people ride it.

vive45

I have this exact same board, 5’8″ even. Wish I could have gotten it for 5 bucks, then again I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to support Lost and its non woke owner. It should be noted in case someone reading this is the lucky purchaser of the board, it works as a thruster but shines with a 2+1 setup. I use the MR2 FCS set. Oh and it goes good from shin to shoulder high, above that go with your more traditional hp board.

Owen Wright's Brains

and the right need the jews to be burned in hell before they can ascend to heaven….

Owen Wright's Brains

man who believes a millionaire property developer and media whore is an outsider……

injury

Bought a puddle jumper hp recently as a summer groveller, it’s a shit board tbh, doesn’t hold a rail at all the way they marketed it, can’t drive off the bottom, just skates around.

Otto

It’s not your choice to make.

Huli Opu

got a rock stuck in my fin drain hole so I punched the manbunned bearded wanna be hipster bodysurfing nekked next to me at little beach // jeff beck

Huli Opu
Otto

Back in your cage gorilla. That’s enough out of zoo.

Otto

If Michigan legislators didn’t want open carry citizens standing on the balcony overlooking the floor of the State Assembly, then they need to change that law. That’s truth. I haven’t defended their plot to kidnap and your attempt to say I have is typical of a intellectual inferior trying to gain standing. But as you should know, gorillas choose not to walk standing upright, ya fucking knuckle-dragger.

Heysoos

I always thought the lost team was full of silly try hard hooligans. socal seems to be a breeding ground for religious nut jobs and nationalistic neo fascists. something to do with there being a massive terrorist base there?

Otto

Your intellectual superior, and the only one between you and I that can define lawful vs. unlawful.

Otto

They weren’t breaking the law when they were at Michigan State Capitol. I will always defend lawful actions that are criticized based on political convenience.

Otto

Vanilla Gorilla, harmless as a chinchilla drunk on sarsaparilla.

Capt Sensible

Only way to hurt em is in the pocket , thats why i have never brought a single RipCurl product post the start of the whole The Search programme , same goes for Billabong after exposing the Northwest of WA.

Hippy

standing ovation.

myself, never bought a single Rip Curl product post the excursion in mexico which I kept secret for decades. fuck sean collins too…

davidcarson

well good on him. it does seem, from recent posts , you could replace the lost sticker with a maga or trump sticker
and not be wrong.

Dead Beat

This dude is clearly so informed, and knows something I don’t know. So I’ll have to sell my Mayhem’s, but I’m not selling them cheap, I want full market value

Owen Wright's Brains

Boss move. You pussies would give him a reach around for a 2 minute convo about nothing.

Party Pete

I’d ride it as a thruster, if I acquired the board for 5 bucks.

Ed

I’m voting for Matt Biolos’s .

His making surfing great again!


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