Thoughts and prayers.
Many things, head spinning things, are happening right now and all at the same time. A contested election in the United States that has yet to be called, world re-shuttering as Covid-19 cases spike, devastating wildfires, hurricanes, an iceberg that has broken from Antarctica and is making a beeline for an island popular among seals in order to kill them all, world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater no longer following his longtime girlfriend Kalani Miller on Instagram.
BeachGrit’s relationship desk found out about this rapidly evolving story early in the week but had to wait for verification as it has been blocked by Slater.
Miller, you may recall, from the World Surf League’s accidental masterpiece Sound Waves filmed ahead of the Surf Ranch Pro wherein she approaches Slater at the 3:15 mark and asks, “How you doing?” to which he replies, “I’m alright. A little nervous.”
They continue talking, she tells him he knows Surf Ranch better than anyone, that he made it, and to just have fun.
Slater gazes out to the horizon with a look that can only be described as “seething” in his eyes.
At the current moment it is uncertain what Slater not following Miller on Instagram means but BeachGrit will stay ahead of the story and bring news as it develops.
Thoughts and prayers.
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The guy is 48, turning 49. He can’t be an easy person to live with. Better to just surround yourself with high class hookers and go full rock star mode. Who needs a GF (Chinese or otherwise) if she’ll take you to the cleaners once she gets dumped.
Some great comments on here.
If we rewind a thousand years when GOAT had hair (early in his career)he was dumped by his Floridian fiancé Bree (I think) he went on a rooting rampage in Avalon & really put it out there, this didn’t really slow down for the next two decades or so until Kalani slowed his roll.
Get out there GOAT & channel your inner Taj, in fact why not do a reality show where you get to tool heaps of smokin hot chicks despite being past your prime, Phillipousis did it & so should YOU!
Jumping the Snark.
Dumb.
Just saw him in Bingin at Casa Asia hanging with a cute little blonde. But you guys did not hear it from me.
More votes – yes. That’s only because more total people voted.
Trump got less votes overall – less that 50% – it’s only because of the electoral college that he even won. Barely.
In the annual category of “Beach Grit comments Make the Story Even Better” I think we have our winner for 2020 with this one…
My life is so exciting that I actually knew something was up weeks ago when I saw how long he was in Indo without her
Headline reads, “Kelly Slater not following GF on Instagram” backed up with a screenshot of Kelly Slater following his GF on Instagram.
Top notch jernalizm.
“My girlfriend is Chinese!” Not anymore it would seem kelly.
is she following him on tik tok?
Did you know Joe Biden got the most votes EVER. I don’t really want to get into all of the claims you are making but of course you’re going to see an increase in votes across the board, we had widespread mail in voting. The more accessible voting is the more people actually vote.
“Thoughts and prayers”…..Are you friggin kidding us all with this un news worthy piece of slag? Who gives a ratz arse who’s shagging who in the world of pro surfdom!!
Get a life…..write something worth reading.
I reply in peace… I mean this with all due respect… and I apologize if my assumption is wrong… but I’m guessing you’re only about 4-6 months in on the emotionally numbing saga that is coming to Beach Grit every 4 hours of your life?…
He is for sure banging Margarita Salyak.
The banks, govie and big business aint sharing THEIR socialism.
It’s all part of the great hypocrisy.
“Back in the day, a ninja didn’t have his girlfriend sitting with him in a tree, while he’s waiting to kill some shit” – wisdom from Nick Diaz.
Still lost though.
Frankly I’m disappointed.
We were promised real scandal and this is no more than, than, than a puff piece. This a new low point for Beach Grit.
(keep up the good work :I)
Nomenclature of social media is so fucking lame.
Follow, like, block, thumbs up, please ping me with any updates so that the phone turns into an instrument.
An instrument of crass deduction ?
I think Beach Grit needs to get involved personally in this continuing story Chas!
Maybe a mass outpouring of love from a variety of aliases?
does this mean he’s a racist? since he no longer has a girlfriend of color to fall back on
Lost his street cred?