The greatest piece of surf real estate in the world?
Johnny Jenkins, a former editor of Surfing Life and semi-pro surfer sponsored by various brands, lived the sorta childhood that, even in the third or fourth retelling, I still find hard to believe.
His daddy John, an international flight attendant for Qantas back when the job had money and prestige, made the very sensible decision in 1976 to begin accumulating parcels of land which would become three-acres of cliff-top dirt on the ridge behind Whale Beach, also home to the then counter-culture surfing magazine Tracks.
On it, a small wooden house, which would grow, organically, with mismatched doors and windows, and a shed, which little Johnny commandeered, that had a mattress on the floor, an old wardrobe and a cable running electricity from the main house, and with gun-barrel views straight into the Whale Beach Wedge.
With daddy away, sometimes for two weeks on an international haul and with the Wedge beckoning, Johnny, now forty-six, achieved the Barrenjoey High record of most late attendances in one year, a never-to-be-broken fifty seven late notes.
He was also privy to the belle epoch of the nineties when the Wedge was populated by Barton Lynch, Tom Carroll, Martin Potter, Stuart Bedford-Brown, Kelly Slater, Lisa Andersen, Michael Rommelse, Ces Wilson and co.
Now, with daddy almost eighty and unable to keep the land free of brush and whatever to stop fires, and the spectre of COVID putting the wind up the fam, they figure, time to sell.
(Last year, they carved two pieces off the original 11,000 m2 for three mill, leaving 8000 m2.)
Price?
Seven-ish mill for 8000 m2 or roughly two acres. Convert to US dollars and y’gonna own the best joint in Sydney, a city relatively free of lethal bugs, for a little under five mill.
“Two mins from the balcony to putting your legrope on at the sand at South Whaley,” says Johnny.

I once held the kind of job that only happened circa early 2000’s surf industry where money was wasted and dreams became reality. Somehow I found myself living in some tv producers bungalow literally metres from the sand in front of the wedge with all my expenses paid for and little to do but bother surf shop owners when the waves sucked. To say I surfed the wedge a-lot would be an understatement. Nice part of the world right there, but that northern beaches old money sure does make folk unfriendly.
Twas crazy days …. Some cute American girl was there trying to find her boyfriend from Avalon who was a drummer in a band …. We tried to convince her that Avalon was full of Brian Fairys and that she should , ditch the unmanly ferry , and come with us ,delinquent surfers , to gods own country , the Shire …. we were so disappointed when the drummer finally turned up …. rubbing salt into the wound after the early dodgy loss … shit happens and karma’s wheel spins in strange ways … you lose some , you lose some and you lose some more and then the Winning ……. starts AGAIN !
Another chapter in your book
More Barney Rubble or Freddie Flinstone ?
I once surfed in a NSW titles at the Wedge …. somehow I got 2 1sts and 3 4ths from the judging panel in a heat … ( ended up 3rd and out ) . I love that wave but after what happened I can never be sure if I am judging this memory correctly ……
Say goodbye to all those trees and wildlife. Some developer cunt will scrape any soul remaining off that hill and put up some godawful overpriced boxes.
1.5 Mill for 1500m2 block couple massive joints built for 2 mill each, and then you would sell em there for 5 -6 mill plus each!!! someone gonna make some coin!!!
Um, it’s a standard bog beachie a major hassle of a drive too anywhere.
Five million can be much better spent in Australia
Ir it’s flat everywhere else, head to the wedge.
Curly.
Nick is more of a jackhammer, I would think. A brute.
Is Daddy John looking for a toy-boy to enjoy the sunset years of his life?
I’ve already asked! Will happily invade chambers for financial security.
The big question is
Would you offer your chamber
For a verdant roof?
Ya got ya brokers license do ya, dez?
Been thinking about it.
u’d do well with these glorious words
Oh yes, Newport, a little way south. Follow the steam coming off his keyboard.