Come for Warshaw’s sizzling prose; stay and save surf culture from the Great VAL replacement…
I’ll begin this story with an obscenity: the surf historian Matt Warshaw, sixty years old, earns twenty-five thousand dollars a year as the custodian of the sport’s entire media catalogue.
Ain’t it crazy?
Earlier today I asked Warshaw, if he ever dreamed that, one day, he’d be earning the majestic sum of twenty-five thousand dollars a year.
Warshaw, whose brow is marked by a thousand anxieties, is, necessarily I think, good humoured about his modest stipend.
“Last week I was trying to figure out if I’m earning more now, at 60, then when I was a 25-year-old sub-editor at SURFER,” he said. “Same pay in terms of dollars, but adjust for cost of living and I’m way down in 2020. That’s okay. Jeff Bezos pays (wife) Jodi, she lets me do EOS, I take our kid to all his orthodontic appointments, and let’s call it even.”
Now, seeking funds to expand the reach of the Encyclopedia of Surfing, he’s asking for a little help.
The EOS 2020 fundraiser is 100% dedicated to raising money to buy more work hours. The site should be growing faster. Just look at the Surfboards section. Seven boards posted so far. There should be 100 on there by now, and more added weekly. The Contest section is way behind too, and I know a lot of you aren’t into competition but if you open those pages you will find some amazing little time capsules. (Try the 1959 Makaha Championships, and don’t forget to hit play on the video clip.)
Finally, there is a staggering amount of material—magazines, books, movies, video, photos, and more—that needs to be collected, digitized, archived, and databased. This is a project unto itself. Ultimately, in fact, it is the most important part of the EOS mission. A huge number of surf movies and videos are yet digitized, for example, and will vanish forever if we don’t grab ’em. SURFER and Surfing magazines, and dozens of other titles, have not yet been scanned. This is the tedious but incredibly necessary work that will continue long after I hit “send” on my final Joint, and the more we get done now, the better.
So let’s raise 30K. EOS needs another pair of hands. Two pair would be even better. I’d like a small raise, too, if I’m being honest.
Here is a shameless feel-good EOS clip designed to trigger the credit-card extension reflex.
Donate here. Subscriber or buy a gift sub here.
When I asked Warshaw what satisfaction the site gave him, he said,
“It’s like moving into a house and figuring out where all the furniture and art goes. You like doing that or you don’t. I love it. Although I don’t expect anybody to understand how or why the job is as satisfying as it is. My first date with Jodi, we were walking to Cafe Claude for lunch and I was going on and on about databasing, as I’d gotten on top of Filemaker Pro, which means you’ve defeated the First Boss in the surf history game. We got past that very awkward moment, had lunch, and got married.”
Is this for real?? Is Ben Marcus really preaching the virtues of meth on the Beach Grit website? He’s either really lost his mind and snapped in a sleep deprived malfunction, or his commenter account has been hacked.
WTF?????
If you’re commenting on this and haven’t subscribed, delete your comments and go read the Inertia. It’s what you deserve.
You’re never too old to be a vaping, tattooed hipsterlennial who listens to that rap music. Live a little.
See I am not a hipsterlennial so I don’t know what ESAD means?
IS that Lithuanian or something?
Yoooooooou just go plan your next tattoo and try some new vaping flavors and listen to more of that rap music.
I weep for your generation.
You guys reeeaallllllly missed it.
Yeah, WRONG!!! The street I live along is home to one of the founders of Google, the CEO of Verily/Google Life Sciences, the owners of the Detroit Pistons, Sting, Flea, the guy whose horse won the Kentucky Derby, John Cusack, Adam Sandler, two Nobel Prize winners, several Oscar winners and lashings of anonymous gazillionaires. It’s a nice street.
Meth Uber Alles.
Baggies? Sure, other watersports wear them, but you need them to surf (unless you have a wetsuit, which you’re listing as not industry).
Sunblock–another borderline one–most of us wear it, but it’s not surf exclusive. Rashguards, too.
FWIW, founder of GoPro is a billionaire who surfs and could easily bankroll Warshaw.
Jesus is love.
I love meth.
Ergo Jesus is meth.
You follow?
These long winded reply’s and diatribes definitely look like the work of someone who loves meth.
Edit- And maybe loves it a little too much.
Or maybe a way, way, WAY too much?
“long-winded replies” please.
And meth is truth.
Meth is life.
Meth is living.
You’re finding the answers to the universe while on this run. You are seeking enlightenment, and finding it!!!
How long since you last slept? Are you smoking it, or shooting it straight to the main vein? More bang for your buck with the spike. I bet it some intense rushes as it floods your brain.
Ben Marcus, the Meth Guru.
The Meth Shaman.
Your mother would be proud.
Meth is false
Meth is death
Meth is dying
Don’t go smoking Jesus, even if he is made out of meth.
That would be too much to think about while you are in your hyper-alert state.
You might not be able to sleep!!
For weeks!!!
But I bet that Jesus meth would be so pure and clean…
Just a little sample couldn’t hurt?
some of the people who work in what’s left of the surf industry do care. But the companies themselves do not, and never did, apart from backing comps. Surfrider Foundation learned this early on.
A sexy 60 year old man living in San Francisco (based on location of Cafe Claude). His wife better play her cards right.
insane money in cattle right now.
The whole cow or just their testicles?
Mrs warshaw can work an extra shift…
I can still hack a good spray on the right wave!!
Are you on
Only Fans?
P. S.
In my southern California sojourn, I’ve noticed a lot of Sprinters, especially at Cardiff Reef. Are Sprinter people related to Surfline man? Is there a Sprinter man?
It seems like some sub-species maybe.
Christ, will somebody send Warshaw a couple of bucks so he can keep writing his fictional accounts of California surfing? Like SOS says, we can always expect him to show up periodically, hat in hand, looking for coin to fund his flawed beggars’ business model. Does anyone really believe that there will be enough subscribers to ever get Matt out of his bunny slippers? It’s not realistic that a California ex-surfer of limited renown and surfing experience can believe he’s able to define the Hawaiian or Australian etc, historical experience. Compiling EOS “historical facts” from old surf magazines and surf movies does not make for an accurate or comprehensive compendium of surfing history. The unmitigated gall in describing himself as the “foremost popular historical authority on the subject of surfing” is a path on track for some cracks. I do applaud his efforts however especially after Surfer and Surfline dumped the concept and coupla shakas to him for trying to get a foothold on a very slippery fish. Ditch the subscriber-based platform Warshaw and start selling adverts. A free-content, advertiser-based EOS is what’s up. Drop your skirt a little and pull a sorta kinda Wiki. Allow your subjects and others to insert proper and factually vetted edits. Like Longtom says, and using an Aussie colloquialism, start spruiking to the money men, not us broke-ass BGers. Or sell the whole thing and buy Telsa and Laird stock. Then maybe you can afford to move in next to to Ben.
You seem angry.
There is no one left in the surfing world to advertise in something like EOS.
There are no adverts. I mean, if they won’t advertise in bitchgripe.com, where would they advertise?
The surf companies aren’t owned by surfers.
Writing history isn’t easy, trust me – you do the best you can with what you have.
Now a reader-edited Wiki is not a bad idea.
I’ve tried to submit stories to Wikipedia and they are extremely careful.
But that would probably end up a shitshow too – Matt is very protective of his info.
“Tesla” not “Telsa.”
And I bought Matt those bunny slippers for Christmas a few years ago.
Glad he still has them.
And you should have seen the light show along Colony Beach last night.
That’s why a beach cottage here costs $20 million.
You know I love you Ben but you should really switch to decaf. Sorry bout the Tlesa. You know I’m seriously lysdexic
My faith does not allow me to drink caffeinated drinks or listen to recorded music or imbibe fermented grapes or wheat products.
I’m just a typochondriac is all.
Illiteracy bugs me.
A lot of us actually ‘lived’ through a lot of surf history, that’s why I dig Beachgrit–generally a well informed and knowledgeable (been there-done that) group.
Next to living through it, the Eos might be the next best thing.
Is it that time of year again Derek where you stroke off Warshaw by asking your viewers to give him $ – why don’t you have the balls and tell him go get a real job where he can fund his own hobby. XO @seaofseven
This not appropriate.
Didn’t know Warshaw could pull the “Mississippi Burning” look up near a rain forest..
I thought he looked like Fred Armisen. I suppose Seattle and Portland are in the same hemisphere.
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