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Otakunaī
Otakunaī
5 years ago

I recommend! https://disq.us/url?url=htt…

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
5 years ago

Mate you surf like shit

Uneducated
Uneducated
5 years ago

Odd how often he fell…barrels you expected him to come out of…as you said, just a bit off

Uneducated
Uneducated
5 years ago

You’re looking at it all wrong…take a more collaborative approach

If you add up the total tube time from every one of the girls rides and view it as one wave…they probably get a respectable 6?

commenter
commenter
5 years ago

Did you see Trump’s announcement from the White House? “No one on earth gives a shit what anyone on Beach Grit thinks about anything because they’re all a bunch of no account, sideline-sitting wankers.“

I didn’t know the President-Eject cared that much about surfing.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Does this mean that you agree with Trump on this one? Don’t go all right-wing on us Ben.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago

If Trump douses his sorry flatulent ass with gasoline and lights himself on fire on the White House lawn I will agree with him.

Nothing less than that.

He is appalling to anyone with an IQ over 110.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Very few people fit outside the category of mongrel races, Aussies, New Zealanders, people that make grammatical errors etc. I can see how you didn’t fit in with anybody here in Marin. Ever thought about trying be be an agreeable person, or you want to live in exile from humanity the rest of your life?

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Fit in in Marin?

I didn’t try.

I just lived in Tiburon for a while and would go body surfing at Rodeo Beach – A place that is surprisingly good on a South Swell.

But I didn’t try to fit in with anyone.

I strive for invisibility.

And I live pretty well in Malibu. I wouldn’t call it exile from humanity.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Human beings are not meant to be invisible.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Some prefer it. Where I live there are a lot of very wealthy and accomplished people who do their damnedest to be invisible.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

As long as you’re happy

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Thank you for correcting your spelling.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

Have you ever read Ann lamotts “shitty first drafts”?

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Every first draft is shitty. Who is Anne Lamott?

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

An author from Marin. Reading her essay made me realize that good writers don’t just write perfect papers without going through the painful process of editing and revising.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

I only read my stuff. And even then it’s just to do a word count to make sure I am paid properly so I can buy better meth.

And yes it’s all about rewriting.

The advice I give to anyine who asks is that when you start a story you have to spill your Tinker Toys before you can build your Castle.

Just dump it all out don’t worry about structure or length or anything.

Get it all out and then go back into shape.

That’s the fun part.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago
Reply to  commenter

An ounce of good meth to your dome and you would be a proofreading animal. Your comments are immaculate.

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago

Thanks for the company, everybody!

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago

Fierce competitor, but always gracious.

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
5 years ago
Reply to  Mads Naeraa

He’s a true champion. I gotta say, the Brazzos have won me over. I’ve spoken with FToledo a bit (I live near him). Him and his wife (kids too) are good people.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
5 years ago

Gabby is my favorite surfer… after ADS.

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh feelz gud

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

I hope that result doesn’t cost CM another world title

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Ok so dumb question here but.. if 6ft apart why do we need masks?

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

This thing called covid. You heard?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  V3 Rocket

Oh that.
Haha yeah of course but I thought 6ft and outside and things were ok?

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

Optics for Broadcast and Elo

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  V3 Rocket

That’s more what I was getting at. Other sports pressers they take em off for talking

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

Not much WSL do makes much sense
I hope Longtom gives them hell for this broadcast. Twas shit

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  V3 Rocket

The shitshow they served up daily is reprehensible. Today takes the cake still somehow.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

Only if your name is George Michael and singing ,…..
let’s go outside ?

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

If I hear “creating history” one more time I’m going to throw up!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

Sounds like creating history , is repeating on you

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

Ahhhh!

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

If Tyler gets on one knee here, I’m going to die

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  V3 Rocket

Will you accept the ring if she does ?

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

She got mad cash, sure.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  V3 Rocket

I read gash not cash … ooops

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago

2 uncharacteristic losses in pipe finals for Mefina, something must be up. Any journalists out there?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

Even Slater lost finals at Pipe …..
These are a few of my favorite things

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

So it’s obvious the disorganised halfwits behind the scenes in this clownshow called WSL are fuckin idiots and are getting worse.
But what can we actually do to get this fucked up mess fixed before Sunset ?

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

At this point the only thing WSL could do to make this worse, is try to paywall this crap

commenter
commenter
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Put you in charge. That would fix it once and for all.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Well the WSL ….they are watermen ? So ….. They could oblige Kelly to ride a twin fin at Sunset ….

Rick
Rick
5 years ago

What does JJF have left to win?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Rick

My heart.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
5 years ago
Reply to  Rick

The hearts of Brazilians

Zmonde
Zmonde
5 years ago
Reply to  Rick

A man’s beard

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Zmonde

He’s been trying to look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo for the last decade

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Rick

11 world titles …. or 3

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Very unlike JJ to fight back is correct Rossco. New animal perhaps?

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
5 years ago

can we get a zoom in on the feet?

piss brohoff
piss brohoff
5 years ago

ELO: “And then after the final, let’s bring in Megan for the interview. She brings the hype.”

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
5 years ago

British

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