Blame Erik Logan.
The Sunset Pro was supposed to start today at Sunset Beach, North Shore, Oahu where Surfline is calling 18-20 feet, four times overhead. Oh what fun we would have had live chatting, willing Pip Toledo to use his newfound mass, generally carrying on but alas, World Surf League CEO Erik Logan, just last month, became the poster-child of what not to do during Covid-19 and single-handedly destroyed professional surfing as we know it.
Which leaves us here, with British singer Anne-Marie vacationing in South Africa and becoming slapped in the face by a Great White Shark.
Per her report, “Exciting activities are a must when I’m on holiday. When I was on tour in South Africa with Rudimental we got in a cage to see sharks…” except that’s where things took a nasty turn. Inside the cage, “It was freezing cold and one of the sharks came really close. It swam past then slapped me in the face with its tail. I was in shock.”
I dearly hoped the #MeToo movement would have cancelled this sort of boerish behavior but South Africa, am I right?
Get it?
Boerish?
I’m sorry.
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Hes a cuck, but so are most “guys” these days. Disguised tough guy comments make it even worse.
Trump was raised in a golden cradle, like a sickly meal worm being looked after by nannies to make sure he got his porridge three times a day.
Ch0pppers on the White House lawn. YEWW! Moment I’ve waited four years to see. There were rumors he was going to pardon the maga poster boy tiger king haha.
He conveniently forgets about John Sullivan, the BLM/Antifa/Biden voter that got arrested for illegal entry into the Capitol building.
I think dems are too easily caught flat footed and as such physically can’t drive trucks.
Dems were surprised when their heir apparent Hillary lost in 2016. No matter what it took they weren’t going to allow their globalist agenda to be sidelined for another four years.
That’s a good point, the dems can be such petulant fucking whiners but I don’t think either Trump or Hilary’s elections were rigged, 5 people cant decide what to have for dinner let alone getting a a few million people in on it.
Hillary Clinton conceded either the night of the election or the next day. What is it that you don’t get about being an adult. Did you ever play collegiate sports? It builds character. If you lost and said the other team cheated you would be sitting out the next game and getting a talking to by the coach.
Ever wonder why all the former presidents, republicans included can’t stand him? It’s his lack of character.
but we are trying to rid ourselves of Homophobic/Racist /Climate change deniers…Bigots Lives Matter…….Bex BLM!
who?
Mate he choked big time. He would have whipped sleepy Joe if he a) paid even a minute to the plandemic, b) wasn’t such a fuckwit to basically everyone, the occasional “way to go mate” to the media as shit as they are would have helped c) stood up to the establishment Republicans instead of licking their dicks as far as stimulus for Americans went.
Edit d) instead of calling Joe a socialist, highlighted his war hawk past, and the whole locking up minority group law passing would have helped too
Could have smoked him.
like your loud seppo hero? ahahaha. i’m fucking with you;no keyboard warrior-ship in my blood. but you’re wrong. and the reaction to your views would be far more dramatic were you to air them in the flesh from where i was born. i love ya, Bex. but you’re dramatically, tragically wrong.
I’m sure negatron is searching thru her purse, trying to find a way to censor this chauvinistic shark. Wamens are Queens and such….
But on the Trump tip, you’re fucking straight up wrong my homie. Aussie anyone wouldn’t consider voting a Trump -esque fella but the Bex Vidina’ll take him straight up the ass! The moving trucks are rolling. Him and his whole tranny blowjob of a family. I’d pay 25% higher taxes to turn ’em tomoving trucks and come fuck up your life and your friends’ lives, too. It ain’t a fucking joke here, man. Anyway, fuck it! I’d still buy you a beer and talk shit all night! Cheers!
*i meant turn ’em to moving boats, not trucks, so as to haul up on your shores. but i’m on the tins as you say! My typing linguo-digital processes are limited. Same don’t apply to my aforementioned statement tho.
Heya
Donnie Trump:
YOU’RE FIRED!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
suck it!!!
word!
Do you really think the Sunset Pro being on or off influenced whether this story would be published or not?
I think it would have been published regardless.
You might be missing the point matey. The bullshit click bait crap that Chas writes is only a veil for his criticism of Elo.
Why would anyone need a veil to criticize Elo?
Haha yeah you will have to ask Charlie. Beats me.
I would comment on the politics of Australia, but nobody gives a fuck.*
(Both about what I have to say and Australian politics)
Nobody:
Boomer: Hail Trump!
Interestingly none of us Biden voters are gonna storm the Capitol, none of us are gonna wear Biden hats that say “fuck your feelings”, none of us are gonna fly a huge Biden flag on our trucks.
I haven’t watched a single game this year. Haven’t missed it neither.
By contrast, I can attest to de facto/married straight men having only bi-annual roots. Maybe I should let someone boof me up the arse. Better than nothing.
Your lexicon sure does brighten up this dull world.
That’s what the brothels are there for, mate.
Aussie chicks think we’re uber-refined though, compared to y’all. I’m a genuine california yobbo and in Australia was considered a refined gentleman, even an etiquette-expert of sorts, by some banging ass chicks who wouldn’t even point their fake titties at me in the States. So that’s sayin smuthn too
Speaking of which…do you think the don will leave a giant shit in the bowl for the incoming tenants? I’d like to think he would
I also have a feeling don spends a significantly longer time on the can than the average bloke…I am guessing its where he conducts his social media activities
Don is savvy. He’ll upper tank Joe.
It won’t be a single deposit either…it will be 3 days worth for sure
Borrowed a few MREs from National Guard troops for an extra vicious stank tank.
I think his habit of sitting in bed eating quarter pounders while tweeting lies about the election is enough already. Chopper just left the White House.
Come on Otto were are the Proud Boys. Just watched Biden go into church and those full auto weapons security has are pretty nice.
All the ones that got arrested are snitching on their leader Trump saying they did it all because he told them to. I guess they can’t handle jail time too well.
Fur bikini horn helmet guy is going to have a tough time with the crips.
Definite toilet clogger. Still the leader of your party?https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I can only imagine him to be the type to hmmmph and strain only produce glorified sheep pebbles. He is so pent up, there is no way he has ever dropped a heavy footlong to clean snap combination in his life.