Surfer screams “I hate Kelly Slater” after being arrested at popular Los Angeles beach following explosive incident in water!

This is America.

A surfer has been arrested this afternoon following an argument after a drop-in and a foot chase by police.

The man, filmed here being restrained by police, was surfing El Porto, a popular beach close to the guts of LA and right next to the dirty old Chevron Oil Refinery.

Acording to the filmer, @spunmonks, the man was burned on a wave by a “bald-headed guy. They both came in and got dressed in the parking lot and then he wanted to fight him saying ‘I HATE YOU KELLY SLATER!’ The bald guy ended up calling the cops and this video is at the end of a foot chase after the man kicked a cop car.”

The new, kinder strain of the LAPD is seen in the video as the cop on right attempts to calm the excited man with gentle shoulder rubs.

Surfer screams "I hate Kelly Slater" after being arrested by police
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ZZ Soft Top
ZZ Soft Top
5 years ago

Must have paid retail on some OK gear.

braziliangayjesus
braziliangayjesus
5 years ago

’tis not fucking news, who aint fucking hate usa? or kelly for that matter…

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

Lay off the Funyuns and grape soda my man.

Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
Weslley’s Secret Life - Wozzle
5 years ago

The media! Don’t even get me started! They lost Trump the election. Globaloid freaks!!!

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Dude clearly has mental issues, sad.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
5 years ago

This is High Art!

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

Too late.

Heysoos
Heysoos
5 years ago

usa and Kelly Slater I can understand, but hating John John is a step too far. electric chair for this idiot!

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

I get all of that (although fear does make us move – adrenaline – fight or flight archaic memory response).

Maybe I wasn’t so clear with my example, I will try again in the form of a simple question: why are some people being such pussies?

Gino
Gino
5 years ago
Reply to  ptsdsurfer

Because their parents were pussies?
The place they grew up had lots of pussies?

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

Did you come up with that yourself or someone else though it for you?

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

Near death experience! Yes, sounds like a reasonable hypothesis to be investigated too.

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

I don’t get this being scared and fear thing. Maybe because I don’t have a TV at home and I get most of my information direct from the sources.

The way I see it, it’s a bit like: two surfers arrive at the beach, they look at each other and one of them says “what do you reckon?” the other respondes “looks like solid 6 to 8 feet out there”. Then the first surfer starts running and screaming “ohhh stop scaring me! Stop scaring me!”.

Do you get my drift? It’s just information. WTF is all this fear and scared bulshit about?

Fisty McKnuckle
Fisty McKnuckle
5 years ago

Must be Thursday

pubes
pubes
5 years ago

so Kalani has finally snapped?

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago

Say what you what, but that guy makes some good points

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Maybe Beach Grit should have been a bit less tongue in cheek when describing “Skills Needed” on it’s “Beach Grit Intern Wanted” post on Craigslist.

Machado's afro
Machado's afro
5 years ago

I don’t know guys… I think this guy might be suffering from mental health issues. Not sure if it is cool to exploit that..

Lefteild
Lefteild
5 years ago
Reply to  Machado's afro

Good point, but they’ve been exploiting ours for years.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago
Reply to  Machado's afro

So back to laughing at retards then?

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Machado's afro

Yes – that is exactly what I saw. It’s pretty evident and I’m not down to make fun of people suffering from things they cannot control.

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
5 years ago

Could it be covid related? A few studies showing brain damage and signs of dementia on recovered covid patients. Oh no, wait… Otto had it and said it’s nothing. I will easily take the word of one fanatic man over the word of a group of doctors that together add up to over 100 years of study on the medical field.

Chuck Dukowski
Chuck Dukowski
5 years ago

Kolohe Andino needs to post again quickly before we forget how blessed, honored and truly grateful he is to be from the glorious land called the United States of america.

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
5 years ago
Reply to  Chuck Dukowski

Don’t forget to thank the troops

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Gifting him a wave or 3 at the tank once he has bail would be a nice gesture of reconciliation for whatever it was Ke11’s did to this poor man.


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