A socialist experiment where capital is pooled and
the harvest shared.
A gilt-edged invite arrived in the mail yesterday,
offering access to a Discord account where angry Redditors gather
to pool cash, buy, then disseminate videos and photographs
of Ellie-Jean Coffey.
The invite was free and the material I would be able to examine
would also be free.
Two months ago, and shortly after Coffey had launched a
ten-dollar-a-month subscriber-only website catering to men seeking
the keys to their sexual gratification, some early subscribers had
taken to Reddit to complain that even spending an extra eighty-five
dollars on top of the subscription fee doesn’t necessarily grant
access to forbidden realms.
A common refrain,
“Just echoing what everyone else has already said. I
regrettably just paid $85 for her “private XXX shower video 🚿with
my nipples showing”. Absolute lie. She’s wearing a white shirt and
squeezing her tits but her nipples are not visible at
all.”
“She just send me a $80 video of her masturbating… I think
its $80 down the drain.”
What was remarkable, at least to me, was how many men will
squeeze out large amounts of money for the express purpose of a
torrid solo moment, gripping their weapons and twirling the snout
violently against imaginary clit and vulva.
Sense has prevailed, however.
A socialist experiment where capital is pooled and the harvest
shared.
In the encrypted chat-room I was invited to wander, I saw the
former world #25 trussed up and gagged with red tape, ass cheeks
red “my punished ass” and with a quizzical look on face; a nude
frolic in a shorebreak with nipple covered titty-squeze, sorta
snarl on face; topless on surfboard, nipples uncovered (“It’s
actually happening,” writes velveteen KING); dressed in a bikini
and a leopard skin robe, Coffey writhes on day-bed near pool (“She
is literally the most awkward cam model I’ve ever seen,” says
gmacdaddy); an underwater photograph of titties loosed from bikini
(“Wow! A jackpot,” writes velveteen KING); Coffey standing and
squeezing titties while noisily sucking on one nipple (“We’re
basically paying for chicks to show the absolute bare minimum…she’s
doing her fucking best NOT to show nipples. The audacity. Oh well,
still gonna fap,” writes Noble); and the pièce de résistance, I
suppose, a shower where a beer-can shaped purple dildo is licked
and then used to achieve a theatrical on-screen climax, “Oh daddy!…
I think I’m gonna cum! I think I’m gonna cum” etc (“She would be
better off not faking things and just speaking honestly,” writes
one old soul.)
The group’s latest crowd fund is to buy a $120 video that
promises, “PUSSY FUCKED. My bare pussy getting penetrated by DICK
for my birthday. UNCENSORED and NSFW XXX action for over 5
mins.”
Meanwhile, angry Redditors debate whether or not to invite
Coffey into the courtroom for her alleged failure to deliver on
promises, a detour into what constitutes “fingering” in a legal
sense, very entertaining.
“The problem is,” writes budding Queens Counsel velveteen
KING, “people say ‘fingering’, they think ‘she’s spreading her
pussy lips for all to see’ which isn’t the same. People that keep
saying it’s a scam or illegal are just upset because the reality is
in what the expectation is. Which I understand, but it still
doesn’t make it illegal.”
“So, I’ve been speaking to a lawyer buddy of mine,” begins
another.
More as it cums.
