Tough times.
Oh the tangled webs we weave. Life is a cabaret. Etc. And this past November, professional surfer Tate Robinson, 21, was busted alongside a National Rugby League coach/ex-player, his Instagram model girlfriend and a handful of others as part of an alleged cross-border drug syndicate supplying steroids, MDMA, cocaine between Queensland and New South Wales.
Robinson was sent behind bars to await trail.
His Instagram model girlfriend, Mikayla Noakes, 20, who was living with Robinson at the time, was sent to live with her grandparents and put under a strict 7am to 7pm curfew.
Harsh.
Well, things are moving through the court system slowly, as they do, and Robinson petitioned the judge to see his girlfriend as their separation was taking a mental toll.
The judge denied his request, keeping Ms. Noakes curfewed.
She took to Instagram, declaring maybe cryptically, “It can only break you, if you let it.”
There was no word from the Robinson camp.
But who is your favorite pair of star-crossed lovers besides Robinson and Noakes? Juliet and her Romeo? Bonnie and Clyde? Sid and Nancy?
Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Very hard to choose.
Virtually impossible.
pro surfer? never heard of him
He looks like a super douchey Owen Wilson. Glad the authorities are not allowing these “famous” people any leeway. fuckwits!
Right, oddly enough she never left!? I’d say it’s a business decision all whores make when they are on a long term grift!
that’s a rough head
so what’s first and second , Freedom like in the USA….where it’s normal now that thousands of people die every day….you know like 5691 people died from Covid on the 21/02….the new normal . We have become desensitised to Covid , you cannot trust the people to do the right thing in the name of freedom….I mean the Proud Boys are a classic example ….they think they are patriots but in fact are traitors…..
On a personal note , out town has been invaded by hordes of rich people in their Range Rovers , rude as fuck , they are buying all the real estate at 30% + , and have rented all the homes that normally go to locals etc , as they come into town see a house for lease , offer 30% more and use it as a weekender….so there are no rentals in Torquay Jan Juc…..our whole town has changed , median house price over a $1M , no rentals…..now there’s a shortage of workers….as they have to rent in Geelong…..
So at the moment lockdown is great for us down here , as we have less people..
Let ’em fuck but don’t let ’em breed
Absolutely
Pro surfer? Pfft…
There are kids half his age at Tamarack who surf far better. Enjoy prison Taint.
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Haha, what a fucking dork. Should lock him up for the shit music used. And for bribing his jerky filmer with a few lines.
Poor mans Zane Harrison. Very, very poor…
Not Zane Harrisons boot laces!
Patt Parnell would probably think he’s a world title contender. “A big cut!, another cut!, lots of distance with this ride”
Haha there are people half his age that film better, too
Poor man’s Paris
Trailer trash with nothing meets football star. Football star gives her luxury/wealth. She decided to leave football star. Takes money football star earned. Let’s cuck punk boyfriend ride around in football star’s Ferrari.
JUSTIFIABLE!!!
well he did fucken kill her….isn’t that enough…??
No, I think he was actually relieved that he got a 2fer! CASE CLOSED!
So a wife beater , then murderer , then a conman who tried to rip off people,which he did a fair bit of jail time….bit like Trump actually….pays for sex ,has abused a lot of women, a really good conman , as he has just finished conning the American people on just about everything…..and jail time is coming…….hm OJ Trump!
Oh, you just hate him because hes black, you racist f. How low can u go, Colonial bigot?
not because he’s black ya dumb fuck , because he’s a coward wife beater , conman and murderer…….FFS ask him how much lower he can go?
People wanna get high that’s their business but trafficking shit especially roids n coke, they belong in jail. The industry behind cocaine is a global disgrace, the Mexican cartels are horrific in their practices.
Chas I like Mickey n Malory from Natural Born Killers.
Sermon over!
Who in their right f mind buys “Mexican coke”? Where are you from, NZ or something? The chicken you eat has roids in it, and by proxy you’re a roidhead.
I think you’ve eaten one too many chickens matey
I got news for ya Val, the Mexican cartels control around 2/3 of the global trade in Charlie while the Columbians run the rest, it might be made in Sth America but the Mexicans run the show nowadays.
Mick n Mal a solid.
Mike
Donny Jnr and that loudmouth slapper Kimberley Guilfoyle for sure.
I seen some insta live footy of them cheering on the capitol storming. In a bit of a stretch, it could be thematically related to this story in that they both definitely love a bit of sniff sniff. Fuck they were fired up!
If Donald Trump Jr is not a cokehead then i don’t love porridge. And i fly out of bed straight to the cupboard every god damn day. Cold and misty morning. Porridge. Hot northerly 35 degrees at 9am. Porridge.
Bet his is straight off the brick too
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That’s fantastic. Really captures the body rocks they must feel daily. That speech Guilfoyle gave at the convention (I think) was fucken disturbing. The one where she just yelled at no one in particular, but also at everyone. Coke demon possessed!
That’s where she gave the game away.
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butt I like my coke and anal app!
Helps his confidence to wear his cosplay beard
Yeah he’s so fucken greasy!!
Dudes name is Tate? You sure he is not from Florida? Because the headline would be waayyyy better – ‘Florida Man…’
His friends call him tater after the official vegetable of Florida. Just don’t call him tater tot or he’ll snap.
Haha “professional surfer”
Am still awaiting a well deserved free tailpad so I can claim the much revered title of “professional commenter”
Gabby and Neymar ❤️
I so very much want him to be gay. It would just infuriate so many more people. One heck of a flamboyant gay villain.
I hate to be a one upper, but all of Victoria are behind bars waiting for trial atm…
Guilty!
Seriously wish you well buddy, its a real shit
Yep..guilty of living under a dictator.
You sound like a spoiled baby when you say shit like that
Why?
because Lockdown is easy….and a first world problem….look at the rest of the planet right now , and ask your self…where would you rather be than Australia?
Absolutely nowhere I would rather be than Australia Brutus.
Lockdown is not a problem for me, a guy who fucking lies and lies is the problem.
Do you like having a shifty who throws all around him under the bus to save himself tell you what to do?
I don’t
haha….you could be in the UK or Ireland!
I get it Brutus.
haha , ever been behind bars LOL ?
Been in a few, never behind.
I can promise you that being behind bars in jail….is not what you think…..so a couple of days or even a couple of weeks in Lockdown…Fuck I love it less people around!
Ahh. Just realized who this is.
and?
I’m a bit star struck actually.
And…I’m new here.
I looked at your past comments to see who the fuck this guy Brutus having a crack is.
You are Maurice Cole?
After reading quite a few heavy comments…I wondered why the fuck does a guy of his stature let random people on a post board get under his skin?
Anyways..wish you all the best with your health.
Gloria Trillo and Tony Soprano.
Wait she’s on a curfew from 7am to 7pm?!?
Party like a rockstar, then sleep all day and get looked after by Nanna.
Sounds great!
How good is sleeping on your mothers couch and watching TV all day?
Quite possibly the biggest waste of 45 seconds in my life. I’m a slow reader.
Hang around, you can waste far more than three quarters of a minute.
Is that his sister or a tranny? Or his tranny/sister? fuck I can’t keep up