Surf-clad young toughs viciously attack elderly man in Newport Beach: “Someone shouted ‘beat him down’ and the kids descended like rabid dogs, like trendy vultures!”

Disturbing.

It must have been fifteen, or such, years ago when I was first introduced to a stylistic package that has since become the modern surf uniform. I had been tasked to interview Dane Reynolds, then the best surfer in the world, and drove to his Ventura home. He greeted me at the door wearing a baggier work pants cut high at the ankle, white socks and blue Vans Sk8-Hi.

This, you will recall, was dead center of the skinny jeans, no socks, Vans Classic era and I thought “Hmmmmmm.”

Well, as in most things, Dane was prescient et viòla.

The modern surf uniform.

A vicious pack of young toughs, wearing it, were videoed Saturday descending on an elderly man in Newport Beach, very near the dirty ol’ Wedge, punching and kicking him into a catatonic state before a bystander intervenes.

It is unclear what set off the action but they cannot be older than thirteen, maybe fourteen. One can be heard yelling “beat him down” before they turn rabid, throwing fists, swinging legs, then escaped into the night.

The elderly man was taken to a nearby hospital where he is in stable condition.

The video of the incident has since gone viral and police are looking for information. I don’t envy them their task as every thirteen, maybe fourteen, year old surfy Orange County boy looks exactly the same.

What do you think will replace the look?

Back to skinny?

Boot cut?

More as the story develops.

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Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago

Dental floss for me. Still use it to sew all kinds of things.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago

That’s a good story. Funny.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago

Clockwork Orange.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-cli…

No wait, this.

Youth, having a go at age.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

I dont need to know you to notice that you look for race in a place where race isnt even apart of the story.

I don’t enjoy having arguments, but fuckwits like you and Otto sure do seem to like to make dumb fucking statements all the time so I felt the need to call your bigoted comments out.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

Its odd how racists like yourself find race in everything while yelling, “stop talking about race. “

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

Thoughts on Neil’s “Helpless?” Have you heard Buffy St. Marie’s cover of that?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

LGR–fyi you missed the original comment, called racist by 3 different commenters. You’re now talking about another comment. Calling someone a Nazi isn’t racism, it’s just disrespectful and anti-Semitic. Two diff things.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

Newport is one of the whitest places you will ever see.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

Great opening lines.

Preston
Preston
5 years ago

Here’s a fun fact: The building in the background, the Balboa Inn, was the primary location for the filming of an 80’s music vid titled Devil Inside by INXS.

BTW. The punks have reportedly been identified by the Newport Beach Police but due to age, identities have not been released.

Karl Myers
Karl Myers
5 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Was that the same video that showed a bunch of members of the Windansea Surf Club?

Preston
Preston
5 years ago
Reply to  Karl Myers

Not to my knowledge. I was working at Quik at the time and they stopped in for some gear. A few of us hung out and partied with them at the hotel. Fun day.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

Nah. Dumb racist shit gets deleted. Standards around here are already pretty low to begin with. It’s not rocket science, any of this.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

I am just an old white guy telling it like it is ?

greg
greg
5 years ago

One of those storys where you wish it ended with “ex heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis just happened to be walking by and promptly turned 6-8 pre pubecent sculls inside-out.”

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago

I don’t see it at all but at least we know the …there family members think alike.

Uneducated
Uneducated
5 years ago

Slow news day?

Really pushing the boundaries of surf adjacent news on this one

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

You kidding? I’ve gone way way further to the fringes of adjacentcy than this one.

pitbarrelfrothrinsebrineshack
pitbarrelfrothrinsebrineshack
5 years ago

also one of these could very easily be a incognito Jacob Zeke, as hobbits are commonly mistaken as young children. I have notified the OC police after some heavy detective work into Zeke’s whereabouts that evening, I hope they catch that rascal!

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Personally I favour an aggressively flared bell-bottom, which ends just a baw-hair above the bottle-opener on the base of my cuban-heel double-pluggers.

East of the 5
East of the 5
5 years ago

Birdrock Bandits are all out on parole. They look strong and eager to dominate Newport. La Jolla breathes a collective sigh of relief.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago
Reply to  East of the 5

Oh shit, I forgot about those guys. They’re still around and kicking or should I say stabbin?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  East of the 5

They were in a novel about a surfing private detective ….. the Dawn Patrol or the Gentlmen’s Hour ?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

And fuck you, Otto. I’ll go down in flames I don’t care. Negs make me not grumpy again.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Yeah, it sucks being called a Nazi. I get it.

Edit:
But there you went again and deleted my comment. It now makes this one look out of context. Try showing some consistency,

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I did, punk. Call me or someone a Nazi, and it gets deleted. So I deleted it when you did it again. That’s the definition of consistency. Negs wants us calling people Nazis and f**gots and n—-s then he can let that happen and boot me as a moderator. I don’t come here to see that shit, and most commenters don’t, either. I would imagine Derek and Chas also don’t want people getting called that down here, since they don’t use those words in any of their articles. And fuck it, why would any surfer want to call people those words?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Like I said, I’ve been called Nazi here more times than I can count. Never seemed to bother you that much. You were often involved in the conversation. Or have you memory-holed 2020 and all your bad inflammatory words? That’s what I mean by consistency. Suddenly you get Mod power of deletion and you go on a deletion rampage. Nothing like a Night of the Long Knives, but you know what I mean.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

How exhausting, to always be the victim, eh, Otto, and to always be in the right?

You think I have a photographic memory of 2020 comments from BG, and within that, do you think I track all the back and forth bs you engage in on every thread? Are you that narcissistic? And have I called you any of the 3 words above at any time in the past?

“go on a rampage”–4 of your comments, of the 400 you’ve put out in the last week–1 clearly racist as 3 other commenters called out, 2 b/c you called me a Nazi, and I don’t even remember the other one now. And I’ve deleted 2 of Bexy’s, on principle alone. Don’t forget I also featured one of your comments as best of a thread b/c it was funny and germane to the actual article and thread.

Once again, moving on, as this turns into Otto therapy and there’s more going on in BG world than this.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

My point is, I don’t care if I’m called a Nazi. And you didn’t care either. So you shouldn’t care when you get called one.
You’ve changed DHMF.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Maybe I’m getting dementia from hanging around these comment sections but didn’t you whine all last year about any name calling that was hurled at you?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

You’re getting dementia.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

There seems much frustration and disappointment with the new regime

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I gotta say Otts
Without you,, this joint would be so outta wack

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

Nah this is good! I want the Mod’s/Punters disagreeing and working it out openly for all to see.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

You crafty man you, making me a Mod! Damn, some serious reverse psychology shit going on here!
Don’t expect any Mod’n from me!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I’m a big fan of chaos and disorder.

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
5 years ago
Ami Lost
Ami Lost
5 years ago
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