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Blue-eyed, blond-haired Australian surfer revealed to have sired an incredible 48 kids, “I was shocked that he had fathered 48 children, but we couldn’t be happier with our family and will never regret a moment”

Super dad!

Who doesn’t want a gorgeous little bambino to bounce on knee and raise to greatness, a realisation of all our failed ambitions?

I got three and if finances permitted, would sire many, many more.

For those who don’t have a stud, or find the idea of a man jackhammering ‘em full of hot mucous too hideous to bear, the answer to completing the genetic puzzle lies in an anonymous sperm donor.

And, today, it can be revealed that Australia’s most prolific sperm donor, known only by a serial number and his dreamy physical characteristics, a blond, blue-eyed surfer, has fathered an eye-watering forty-eight children, including five in one family and a handful of others living in nearby neighbourhoods.

But, and this is a doozy, the exploding number of “diblings” or donor siblings increases the chance that one of the kids is gonna meet, fuck and impregnate or get impregnated by their half-bro or half-sis.

Hillbillies!

Queensland’s The Courier-Mail reports,

Fertility specialist David Molloy told The Courier-Mail that 48 children was an extraordinary number of donor siblings from one donor, and was the most he had heard of “by a long shot”.

“It is usually planned that the mothers would live thousands of miles away from each other,” he said.

In the early 2000s sperm donors were allowed to service 20 families, but today the limit is 10.

Within the Queensland Fertility Group there have been 1500 births from sperm donors in five years.

The donors have no parental rights over the children.

When a donor child turns 18, they can seek out the identity of the donor.”

One couple Shannon Ashton and her wife Lisa, have got five of the surfer stud’s kids, aged one to fifteen.

“I did a lot of my own investigation about the sperm donor,” Ashton told The Courier-Mail. “I was shocked that he had fathered 48 children, but we couldn’t be happier with our family and will never regret a moment. I was attracted to the idea of an outdoor, fit and healthy man, and an Aussie surfer who also played rugby was ideal. And my kids are all very sporty.”

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Mike

Jed Smith???

James Bickerton

I bet his mates call him sperm whale …

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

My baby loves it when I jackhammer her full of hot mucous. She might be an addict?

mine.mine.mine

jebus Dez, you got three and want more.. go get a vaccine already so we don’t flood the streets with more creations… I thought you were a happy lover of Israel? you sound a bit more like a Holy Roman. signed.. .. recovering catholic

The Bitchy Crab

A catholic lover of my Jewish brothers and sisters. And more is good.

mine.mine.mine

I’m a lover of all too besides my fellow surfer as most are assholes. And more is definitely not good. It’s what’s gotten us here (here being any problem currently we have as a species)

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

As someone who descends from proud, Northern Georgia hillbilly stock, I find your use of the term offensive!! My people are salt of the earth folks who will greet strangers with a pleasant “how ya doin?”, address all those older with “sir” and “ma’am” and give you the shirts of their backs…..unless you’re black, gay, Muslim, ANY of the Mexican races/nationalities, Jewish, Atheist, Agnostic or just a little weird. Also with the advent of internet dating sites like Farmersonly, the whole sibling and first cousin banging is MOSTLY a thing of the past. My people are still dealing negative perceptions from the film Deliverence and current congress lady Marjorie Taylor. Hillbilly Lives Matter!!!!

Brutus

but you do play the banjo?

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

No and I cannot recall any of my kinfolk being musically inclined. But my grandmother did introduce me to the Carter Family and Bill Monroe through her 78s. THAT I am thankful for….even if she occasionally used the term “colored feller”.

ricmatic

I was wondering where wigollys paddling style has been.

The Bitchy Crab

Oh you wouldn’t believe it if I told you…

janeausten

48, pfft, an ameteur;
https://thenewdaily.com.au/…

JohnsKnees

A read the other day that 10% of the worlds population is married to a first cousin, this bloke isnt helping that stat in any way shape or form.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

Soon to be King of England Prince Charles is, I believe, the most obvious evidence of your stat.

FL Skunk Ape

Since the donor has hair, we can def rule out Kelly as the donor.

turts

This has got Honeybadger written all over it https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

pubes

Loves a wank.

Billy Hunt

Ah Bexy … you’ve been a busy busy boy

ricmatic

ah fuck, I am turning over all the money my comment generates to you.

Billy Hunt

It’s being spent in meaningful ways https://theoodie.com/?g_adt…

Hot Stuff

It’s incredible to think how many kids might have been fathered on all those stops at Crescent, Coffs, Angourie, Ballina, Byron, Goldy, pre mobile phone era. Poor bastards.
Never stopped at Newy

Smelly Skater

A couple of things here: 1. It’s Queensland, inbreeding is inevitable and, 2. “Diblings” is a cracker – did you come up with that Derek? Pure genius.

The Bitchy Crab

Ah, wish I did.


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