A marathon of lust-making.
Three days ago, an epic finals day at the Surf Ranch Pro, won not unexpectedly by Filipe Toledo, was overshadowed by a “shockingly naughty, extremely explicit hot microphone controversy”, unidentified men blasting the event with their full sexual force.
Any hole, any pit, the souped-up pent-up voltage of cocks ready to spring!
The sound, faint, muffled, hidden further by background noise, featured a behind-the-scenes locker-room conversation revolving around various sexual adventures, artificial phalluses absent sadly, and when one man conjures up the apparition of a monster (digital exploration administered woman to man) there is much panic.
This version, cleaned up by a noted music producer, still ain’t the clearest, but do listen, headphones with volume up, to see what little pleasures you might find among the insane passions of men.
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I guess the WSL isn’t so woke after all.
Woop! Copyright infringement claim incoming.
No women is offended here since no woman reads BGb
Jen!
to much sand in my ears, transcript please…
Ultra-Hard (to hear) Surf Candy.
I’m amazed to hear Pamela Anderson left Kelly because she didn’t want a relationship with a small dick man.
Who is dissing on him at his own wave pool on this tape?
I guess it’s all the steroids that have ended up with slater having a little 1 inch dick!
Would never have known if I didn’t hear it here first.
Can believe he puts socks in his board shorts and wetsuits to look a “bigger “ man.
4 words that have tormented Ke11y his entire life-
“Is it in yet?”
Birds chirping part2
This is really why I come to BG
I can’t be bothered to listen to it.
A question for ya, Dozza.
Does this stunning reveal make surfing more ghay ?
Nothing can make surfing more gahay than it already is.
Which is not a bad thing,ducky.
Surfed in France once. First thing I noticed was that no one is circumcised.
The Jews were shipped off to Germany! Vel’ d’Hiv’ round up etc.
Ha, Oh you nasty little boy Derek
Did you summon noted music producer Phil Spector from the dead to bring his wall of Sound approach to the wall of positive noise?
Chris Lake cleaning up more absolute filth most likely.
“noted music producer”?!
Pray tell, such notedness we may know?
Diplo
must be Fisher right? lolz
He has no skills, must be Lake.
So noted you wouldn’t believe!