Come on, get hot!
Open Thread: Comment Live, Day Two of the Surf Ranch Pro presented by Adobe!
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Come on, get hot!
This is like a Jerry’s Kids telethon. Am I the only one holding down the lines right now?
Might be. I was just strolling past.
They need a live stream of the casino and all the pros gambling. Anything other than a still life of the pool.
Wish Kelly would stand up, walk over, and punch Cote in his face.
Pete has to take a shit.
I apologize. Comparing human fetuses to Republicans is wrong. They are more like koala fetuses.
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Bam is all sorts of cooked these days
Macho Man Randy Savage #1
Then Andre the Giant.
Hulk’s down the list somewhere.
But i liked it when he went to the dark side for awhile and dyed his mustache black.
Agree
Potential World champ grif! lol.
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Get fucked a skimboarder is the last thing this event needs
Especially that tool
cHloRiNe?
The answer to “How do we make a surf contest boring and top athletes look pedestrian?” is unequivocally answered yet again.
It’s a common theory in America that the further you go inland the dumber people get. Since Griffin Colapinto is 150 miles inland, I’m surprised he hasn’t regressed into a fetus or a Orange County Republican yet.
hahaha
Then you must have grown up next-door to E-Lo.
Considering that U.S. surfing and the wOsl is based in California it really must be “the further west you go the stupider you are”.
P.S.
If Griffin moves to the East coast he’d no doubt become a genius.
(apart from Florida obviously)…
I really hope your Red Sox and/or Yankees lose this year.
Griff’s surfing definitely a notch above the rest I’ve seen today
i haven’t see one claim today.
Barton claimed vaccines are bullshit
Kelly makes them. He’s a control freak. He likes to be in charge. Makes him feel important.
this contest’s “are the surfing the box”
Old Lizard Lips Bartholomew and Pooootz ’89 must’ve badmouthed him after he was honest about their ‘extracurricular behaviour’ in his book probably…
Unless there’s more than one book, his bio is a cop out when it comes to drug use. All it says is “I can’t name names but it wasn’t just me.”
All that wait for 3 turns and the wave passes her by. Joke of a product.
So we get to see how much these surfers suck here 2 more times?
Yes the amount of down time is ridiculous. Imagine if you had four person heats in Waco or wave garden. You’d get 30 waves a heat. Could spend 5 waves just trying to nail the one giant turn