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Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

This is like a Jerry’s Kids telethon. Am I the only one holding down the lines right now?

The Bitchy Crab

Might be. I was just strolling past.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

They need a live stream of the casino and all the pros gambling. Anything other than a still life of the pool.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Wish Kelly would stand up, walk over, and punch Cote in his face.

Karl Von Fanningstadt

Pete has to take a shit.

NUG

I apologize. Comparing human fetuses to Republicans is wrong. They are more like koala fetuses.

NUG
Pauly Matt War-Shore

Bam is all sorts of cooked these days

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Macho Man Randy Savage #1
Then Andre the Giant.
Hulk’s down the list somewhere.
But i liked it when he went to the dark side for awhile and dyed his mustache black.

NUG

Agree

c4

Potential World champ grif! lol.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
David

Get fucked a skimboarder is the last thing this event needs

Craven Morehead

Especially that tool

David

cHloRiNe?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

The answer to “How do we make a surf contest boring and top athletes look pedestrian?” is unequivocally answered yet again.

NUG

It’s a common theory in America that the further you go inland the dumber people get. Since Griffin Colapinto is 150 miles inland, I’m surprised he hasn’t regressed into a fetus or a Orange County Republican yet.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

hahaha

Otto

Then you must have grown up next-door to E-Lo.

Beef & Beer

Considering that U.S. surfing and the wOsl is based in California it really must be “the further west you go the stupider you are”.
P.S.
If Griffin moves to the East coast he’d no doubt become a genius.
(apart from Florida obviously)…

NUG

I really hope your Red Sox and/or Yankees lose this year.

David

Griff’s surfing definitely a notch above the rest I’ve seen today

Pauly Matt War-Shore

i haven’t see one claim today.

Mapski

Barton claimed vaccines are bullshit

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Kelly makes them. He’s a control freak. He likes to be in charge. Makes him feel important.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

this contest’s “are the surfing the box”

Beef & Beer

Old Lizard Lips Bartholomew and Pooootz ’89 must’ve badmouthed him after he was honest about their ‘extracurricular behaviour’ in his book probably…

Low wide stinkbug stance

Unless there’s more than one book, his bio is a cop out when it comes to drug use. All it says is “I can’t name names but it wasn’t just me.”

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

All that wait for 3 turns and the wave passes her by. Joke of a product.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

So we get to see how much these surfers suck here 2 more times?

@surfads

Yes the amount of down time is ridiculous. Imagine if you had four person heats in Waco or wave garden. You’d get 30 waves a heat. Could spend 5 waves just trying to nail the one giant turn

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