I am sitting in the premium lounge in Rome’s Fiumicino airport, very near to Ostia where the great Suburra: Blood on Rome was set, drinking fine espressos, eating miniature hotdogs, listening to Andrew WK, pushing absurd decadence to its absolute and final limit.
Brazilian Olympic gold medal favourite Gabriel Medina, who spectacularly split from stepfather-coach after surprise marriage to model last year, throws weight of eight-million Instagram followers behind Free Britney Spears campaign!
The Brazilian two-time world champion and Olympic gold hopeful Gabriel Medina, no stranger to the machinations of the parent-child relationship, has taken to Instagram to support the American singer Britney Spears, who is attempting to wrestle control of her multi-million dollar fortune back from her daddy.
Twelve years ago, y’see, Britney appeared to go a little nuts, not surprising given the fame, money, muscle studs, and she got thrown into hospital, rehab etc.
Her ol boy Jamie took on the role of managing the kid, the cash, under a conservatorship ruling where a judge appoints an individual or organization to care for another adult who is deemed unfit to care for themselves or to manage their own finances.
Britney, now thirty-eight years old, with two kids and a Vegas headliner, says she ain’t so crazy anymore and wants control of her life, cash back. The hashtags #FREEBritney is trending, as they say, and Gabriel Medina is very much on the Britney train, perhaps, given his own travails with his own pappy.
Five months ago we noted the apparent rift between Gabriel and his family after his marriage to actress and model Yasmin Brunet.
For those who know the Medina family, Charles and Simone would be concerned about their son’s future on the waves. Although Gabriel opened the 20-21 calendar well, with a runner-up in December, they fear the boy’s focus has shifted.
“They have always lived through Gabriel’s career. Imposing discipline, giving strength and controlling everything closely. Now, he is no longer a boy and shares his life with his wife. It is undeniable how passionate they are,” says a friend.
Yasmin and Gabriel met at the beginning of last year and soon went to quarantine together.
The internship ended at a wedding in December in Hawaii. Without the presence of relatives. Charles and Simone are also afraid, according to people close to them, of the type of exposure that the marriage between Gabriel and Yasmin has.
In a brief search on the internet, most news related to the athlete is about the couple and not their profession. At 27, Gabriel Medina, one of the greatest surfers in the world, still has a lot of waves to catch.
“Their fear is that after so much sacrifice, everything will fall apart because of the marriage,” says one of the sources.
Pretty interested to hear readers’ takes on the parent-child relationship.
Like, when do you let go?
When do you let the little creature whom you’ve adored and nurtured and protected since birth make their own mistakes, skate minus helmet, fill their precious lil lungs with vape smoke, experiment with gender and so on?
Brother of US Olympian John John Florence joins controversial content subscription service “mainly used” by pornographic models and sex workers; promises “raw POV video”!
It’s Sunday, in Italy, my Dior suit is crumbled on the floor and it is time to pack and go. Yacht returned to Marina, Med moored in epic fashion, Josh slipping it right between a luxurious catamaran and a luxurious catamaran whilst seasoned captains watched leery then gave earnest nods of approval.
We had to ferry back to the island of Ischia, not nearly as chic, race to the hotel and change for a wedding we had been invited to crash.
Black tie and I was underprepared but at least my Dior is dark blue.
It was a lovely affair, setting sun, warm winds, a five-course meal followed by dancing to a live Italian band, featuring trombone, playing the best of Lionel Ritchie.
La dolce tutta la notte.
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I watched the sun peek over Ischia, bathing the isle in pink, exactly at the same moment as steam rose from the Bialetti in the galley.
La dolce buon tempismo.
We had anchored, overnight, in a delicate cove directly under a fine hotel and thermal spa where Andrew, the fine trunk maker, has a cousin getting married and we will drop him here.
I ambled down the companionway, poured a cup and swayed on the gentle rock.
Is there any finer thing in this whole glorious world?
Michelin-starred meals, grotto swims in perfectly-temperatured water, heeling as the wind pushes forward, tiramisu after Michelin-starred meals are all wonderful things but nothing compared to love and especially the love of a radiant wife?
No there is not and I am the luckiest man in the world having that one thing and could happily survive on that one thing.
I suppose it is wonderful, then, that ABC television has revealed that former Bachelor, Bachelorette, stars will appear on this summer’s The Ultimate Surfer with the purpose of sparking this wonderful love.
Industry blog ScreenRant reports, “The show is about finding the best surfers, but that doesn’t mean there won’t be romance in the air,” and thus Mike Johnson, who was once in the running to be the Bachelor, and Hannah Ann Sluss, who once attempted to woo a Bachelor, will be injected into a cast featuring Luke Davis, Anastasia Ashley and more QS-to-low-QS surfers.
Johnson has since written a book about his experiences.
"I tried to lift my hand it fell over. That's when I knew I was probably going to die."
There’s been much colostrum squeezed from the teat of Carlsbad stuntman and former JOB fall-guy Sean “Poopies” McInerney’s shark jump gone wrong over the course of the last week.
In a piece for the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, and which may feature in Jackass 4, new Jackasser Poopies appears to get attacked by sharks after a jump attempt. Like most of these sorta stunts, y’figure a lot of noise, not much damage.
Yeah, well, Poopies copped it.
A few days ago on a podcast, Steve-O pantomimed Poopies’ flopping hand and said the tendons and two separate arteries had to be surgically reattached.
“He would be fucking dead if they didn’t dive on him as fast as they did,” he said.
Today, in an interview to run with new footage of the stunt, Poopies breaks down while recounting the moment his shark jump went wrong and he crashed into the shark pen.
“I thought I was going to die. There were ten sharks around me and… (pauses, breathes out)…there’s like ten sharks around me, I’m trying to swim out… (pause)… And I I couldn’t swim out, dude, I knew I got bit and I thought I was going to be attacked by six more sharks.”
He says it’s the most scared he’s ever been his life and that he was in so much shock he couldn’t see real well although he knew he was in trouble when he tried to lift his hand and it “freaking fell over. That’s when I knew I was probably going to die right now.”
And then safety protocols kicked in.
“I had the best safety I could’ve asked for. When I got bit the safety medic jumped on me. He sacrificed his own life for me.”