Jonah Hill, patron saint of VALS asserts new
Malibu local status at the wave made v famous by Dora etc.
Actor and new Malibu local Jonah Hill
cements position as “Patron Saint of VALs” with release of first
epic surf short!
By Chas Smith
La dolce decadenza.
I am sitting in the premium lounge in Rome’s
Fiumicino airport, very near to Ostia where the great Suburra: Blood on Rome was set,
drinking fine espressos, eating miniature hotdogs, listening to
Andrew WK, pushing absurd decadence to its absolute and final
limit.
Brazilian Olympic gold medal favourite
Gabriel Medina, who spectacularly split from stepfather-coach after
surprise marriage to model last year, throws weight of
eight-million Instagram followers behind Free Britney Spears
campaign!
By Derek Rielly
A little close to home for two-time world
champ…
The Brazilian two-time world champion and Olympic gold
hopeful Gabriel Medina, no stranger to the machinations of the
parent-child relationship, has taken to Instagram to support the
American singer Britney Spears, who is attempting to
wrestle control of her multi-million dollar fortune back from her
daddy.
Twelve years ago, y’see, Britney appeared to go a little nuts,
not surprising given the fame, money, muscle studs, and she got
thrown into hospital, rehab etc.
Her ol boy Jamie took on the role of managing the kid, the cash,
under a conservatorship ruling where a judge appoints an individual
or organization to care for another adult who is deemed unfit to
care for themselves or to manage their own finances.
Britney, now thirty-eight years old, with two kids and a Vegas
headliner, says she ain’t so crazy anymore and wants control of her
life, cash back. The hashtags #FREEBritney is trending, as they
say, and Gabriel Medina is very much on the Britney train, perhaps,
given his own travails with his own pappy.
Five months ago we noted the apparent rift between Gabriel and
his family after his marriage to actress and model Yasmin
Brunet.
For those who know the Medina family, Charles and Simone
would be concerned about their son’s future on the waves. Although
Gabriel opened the 20-21 calendar well, with a runner-up in
December, they fear the boy’s focus has shifted.
“They have always lived through Gabriel’s career. Imposing
discipline, giving strength and controlling everything closely.
Now, he is no longer a boy and shares his life with his wife. It is
undeniable how passionate they are,” says a friend.
Yasmin and Gabriel met at the beginning of last year and
soon went to quarantine together.
The internship ended at a wedding in December in Hawaii.
Without the presence of relatives. Charles and Simone are also
afraid, according to people close to them, of the type of exposure
that the marriage between Gabriel and Yasmin has.
In a brief search on the internet, most news related to the
athlete is about the couple and not their profession. At 27,
Gabriel Medina, one of the greatest surfers in the world, still has
a lot of waves to catch.
“Their fear is that after so much sacrifice, everything will
fall apart because of the marriage,” says one of the
sources.
Pretty interested to hear readers’ takes on the parent-child
relationship.
Like, when do you let go?
When do you let the little creature whom you’ve adored and
nurtured and protected since birth make their own mistakes, skate
minus helmet, fill their precious lil lungs with vape smoke,
experiment with gender and so on?
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Brother of US Olympian John John Florence
joins controversial content subscription service “mainly used” by
pornographic models and sex workers; promises “raw POV video”!
By Chas Smith
Dreams fulfilled for thirty dollars per month.
It’s Sunday, in Italy, my Dior suit is crumbled on the
floor and it is time to pack and go. Yacht returned to
Marina, Med moored in epic fashion, Josh slipping it right between
a luxurious catamaran and a luxurious catamaran whilst seasoned
captains watched leery then gave earnest nods of approval.
We had to ferry back to the island of Ischia, not nearly as
chic, race to the hotel and change for a wedding we had been
invited to crash.
Black tie and I was underprepared but at least my Dior is dark
blue.
It was a lovely affair, setting sun, warm winds, a five-course
meal followed by dancing to a live Italian band, featuring
trombone, playing the best of Lionel Ritchie.
La dolce tutta la notte.
An exclusive affair but not as exclusive as OnlyFans, the
exciting platform that has received much attention over the past
few years for bringing stars directly to the people who want to see
them unfiltered.
Famous members include the Coffey sisters, Chris Brown, Chyna
Blac and now Nathan Florence, brother of John John.
World Surf League to play matchmaker on The
Ultimate Surfer, injecting castoffs from the popular Bachelor and
Bachelorette series into The Surf Ranch!
By Chas Smith
ABC sets honey trap for surfers!
I watched the sun peek over Ischia, bathing the isle in
pink, exactly at the same moment as steam rose from the
Bialetti in the galley.
La dolce buon tempismo.
We had anchored, overnight, in a delicate cove directly under a
fine hotel and thermal spa where Andrew, the
fine trunk maker, has a cousin getting married and we
will drop him here.
I ambled down the companionway, poured a cup and swayed on the
gentle rock.
Ah, love.
Is there any finer thing in this whole glorious world?
Michelin-starred meals, grotto swims in perfectly-temperatured
water, heeling as the wind pushes forward, tiramisu after
Michelin-starred meals are all wonderful things but nothing
compared to love and especially the love of a radiant wife?
No there is not and I am the luckiest man in the world having
that one thing and could happily survive on that one thing.
I suppose it is wonderful, then, that ABC television has
revealed that former Bachelor, Bachelorette, stars will appear on
this summer’s The Ultimate Surfer with the purpose of
sparking this wonderful love.
Industry blog ScreenRant reports, “The show is about finding the
best surfers, but that doesn’t mean there won’t be romance in the
air,” and thus Mike Johnson, who was once in the running to be the
Bachelor, and Hannah Ann Sluss, who once attempted to woo a
Bachelor, will be injected into a cast featuring Luke Davis,
Anastasia Ashley and more QS-to-low-QS surfers.
Johnson has since written a book about his experiences.
Exciting and will one of our own find their soulmate while
living in a trailer right off Kelly Slater’s eponymous artificial
wave?
Will Kelly Slater himself be tempted?
La dolce tentazione?
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Olympic gold hopeful and Pipe Master Julian
Wilson makes shock decision to draw curtain on pro surfing career,
“I’ll be found surfing the points at Noosa on my longboard!”
By Derek Rielly
"I'm returning to my roots."
The Australian Olympian or Irukanji Julian Wilson has
lit up Instagram with his shock decision to, well, not exactly
retire he says, but draw the curtain on his pro surfing
career immediately following the Olympics.
Wilson, who turns thirty-four in November, is currently rated
seventeenth on the tour after a pretty ordinary start to the year,
two seventeenths, two ninths and a fifths.
It ain’t exactly the world tour year Wilson was hoping for
before the window of opportunity closes for the class of 1988,
which also includes South African Jordy Smith.
“I’m returning to my roots,” Wilson told the WSL. “I’ll be
found surfing the points at Noosa on my longboard and I will also
be found chasing some fun high-performance waves around Australia.
I have a few projects coming to life that I’m really excited about
and I’m just really looking forward to take a step back for a
little while.
Wilson has orbited the tour since 2011, was a rookie of the
year, made Gabriel Medina cry when he beat him in Portugal in 2012,
he beat Medina in the final of the Pipe Masters in 2014 and three
years later beat Medina to win the 2017 Tahiti Pro.
Whether or not he comes back as nears forty, if there’ll
even be a tour to come back to or if this sparks an exodus of pro’s
from a fading tour, will be revealed over the next year or so.