Dreams fulfilled for thirty dollars per month.
It’s Sunday, in Italy, my Dior suit is crumbled on the floor and it is time to pack and go. Yacht returned to Marina, Med moored in epic fashion, Josh slipping it right between a luxurious catamaran and a luxurious catamaran whilst seasoned captains watched leery then gave earnest nods of approval.
We had to ferry back to the island of Ischia, not nearly as chic, race to the hotel and change for a wedding we had been invited to crash.
Black tie and I was underprepared but at least my Dior is dark blue.
It was a lovely affair, setting sun, warm winds, a five-course meal followed by dancing to a live Italian band, featuring trombone, playing the best of Lionel Ritchie.
La dolce tutta la notte.
An exclusive affair but not as exclusive as OnlyFans, the exciting platform that has received much attention over the past few years for bringing stars directly to the people who want to see them unfiltered.
Famous members include the Coffey sisters, Chris Brown, Chyna Blac and now Nathan Florence, brother of John John.
Florence promises “raw POV video” and much more.
Will you consider?
La dolce miglioramento delle abilità?
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This article abuses the word ‘controversial’.
I’d pay too see Bruce irons root Nathan Florence doggie style in a drug induced state before giving up halfway through and vomiting all over his back and than crashing out on the driveway of a service station while on his way to the airport.
Really, who wouldn’t?
Mr. Nathan Florence, um, nah – however Mrs Nathan Florence, well…..
Kaiborg’s daughter? Watch what you say boi
https://www.reddit.com/r/su…
Bet there’s a few bored ladies in Beverly Hills who enjoy watching Nathan and his wacky antics while getting banged from behind by a pair of cabana boys.
That’s how shallow I am,….never thought of that.
Straw argument.
Then, there was the internet. I can watch every wave that comes thru Balangan on my flight there. Not paying, because no matter where I’m at in the World there is wifi.
‘Pay’ to watch someone else surf?
Hahahahaha–ha!
, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Josh slipping it between two luxurious catamarans sounds like it belongs on Only Fans too
I thought he was talking about ‘Josh’ and his missus.
Interested to hear what Wank Club has to say.
Points Allocation.
Wank: 7
Donkeys: 0
Total:7
Critique: Not enough donkeys.
POV makes it look tiny.
He’s had 18.6m views on Youtube, oldest vid is 3 years ago. That averages out his daily views over three years to 17k but I’ll be generous and say he’s getting 30k now. Plugged that into an estimator online and it came back as “Projected Yearly Earnings $20,439 – $34,065”
If he can even get 100 people for a year, he’s almost doubling his revenue from his content. Smart.
“almost”*
Put new batteries in your calculator.
He produces some quality content for his YouTube channel, but really needs to get ruthless with his editing.
Were they like earnest earnest nods, or just kind of earnest?
Super earnest. I think only hired captains dare.
the earnest nod will go the way of the shaka soon enough.
The cool thing for gentlemen of certain age is the Scottish Swivel.
You make eye contact and then rotate head (face head, not cock head) slightly and down.
Sometimes one includes a wink if you are feeling cheerful.
Subtle is good. Only kooks make a huge shown of it unless trying to communicate it over a long distance.
It’s like an old cunts’ shaka.
Australians do that when someone picks up their dog shit.
Just giving the men what they want.
Long Dong Florence?
“Oh Step-coach! What are you doing?!?”
Help me step dad, I’m stuck!
*In walks Kelly…