Shocking: Photographic proof that the
Industrial-Surf Complex is actively disenfranchising brave
surfboard shapers uncovered!
By Chas Smith
Damning evidence.
You cannot, under any circumstances, trust Big
Surf. It has been one of my mantras for many years, now, and has
never done me wrong. Days ago it was revealed, here,
that a World Surf League, Costco, Olympic cabal was maybe actively
scrubbing brave shaper names, logos, from the surfboards to be used
on ABC’s Ultimate Surfer and in Tokyo.
Today, very shocking photographic evidence proves the accusation
true.
Study the two images (first the only one sent out across WSL/ABC
channels, the second real and true):
A proper Stalinist scrubbing.
What did poor Jon Pyzel ever do to get disappeared?
What did he ever do to get vanished?
Is Matt Biolos next?
Matt Parker?
First they came for the high-performance board maker but I was
not a high-performance board maker so I remained quiet etc?
We must rise up, all of us, and demand shaper names, logos, be
always included or else how will history remember the grumpy
local?
May the odds ever be in our favor.
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Gimme: Surf Shacks creator Matt Titone
lists Los Angeles compound with backyard studio and in-ground hot
tub for $US1.59 million! “The greatest Air BNB in all of
California!”
By Derek Rielly
"I essentially created a dream space for myself,"
says architect.
The Delaware-born graphic designerMatt Titonewhosetwo-volume series Surf Shacksmocks
the traditional idea of surfers living in putrid hovels, its owners
shrivelled and twisted and devoid of any erotic opportunities, is
selling his divine Venice home for a little over one and a
half mill.
Titone and his wife Courtney have moved to Oxnard, near Dane
Reynolds, Israeli super-surfer Eithan Osborne and the Silver Strand
Fight Club, thus rendering the little cosmos they created in Los
Angeles redundant.
The vibe begins in the lush low tolerant landscaping that
extends throughout the property. Each area of the home was
tastefully thought out to creatively use each space to the fullest,
while never compromising style and flow. The main home was recently
re-imagined featuring 2 bedrooms and 1 bath. And the private 2
story guest studio is complete with custom cedar finishes, Murphy
bed, lounge areas, private deck, all easily opens to the outdoors
through bi-folding doors. It is perfect place to host family,
entertain friends, and create a comfortable work space. The outdoor
area features an in-ground spa, fire pit and outdoor surf shower.
Just steps to trendy eateries, shops and all beach area living has
to offer. A truly unique home that offers an experience in
living.
Titone’s brother Sam, an architect, was the muscle behind the
renovation, his first independent project after graduating from
college.
“My brother and sister in law were my ‘clients,’ but I was lucky
enough that they just let me play. They wanted an in-law suite and
had a good idea for the look and feel of the interior. We were also
on the same page with the aesthetic from the get-go, so that
allowed me to really go nuts with the design. I essentially created
a dream space for myself, since I was living there at the time. I
wanted an independent, self sufficient back studio space for me to
work, sleep, cook, relax, and enjoy nature.”
And, as Titone told Whalebone Mag who described it as
the “one of the greatest Airbnbs in California”,
“Everyone who has stayed here has been cool and seems pretty
jazzed on the place. The floating steel staircase is a beautiful
detail, there’s a cool vintage fireplace on the outdoor patio, both
the upstairs and downstairs fully open up as indoor/outdoor spaces
with 2 bi-fold door systems and the whole place smells like freshly
cut cedar. We also offer guests a pair of bikes and surfboards
to use during their stay. The space is just really unique and cozy
thanks to my brother’s design. It’s really private and the natural
light that comes in is incredible—it’s hard to not be stoked when
you are staying back there in my opinion.”
Revealed: One of surfing’s most influential
characters went from learning to paddle to Pipeline standout in
three short weeks of training!
By Chas Smith
Impressive.
Of all the films that most influenced the arc
of surfing in the 1990s -2000s, Momentum is way up there.
Taylor Steele’s opus turned thousands of teenagers onto our beloved
pastime and broke many stars including, but not limited to, Kelly
Slater, Kalani Robb, Rob Machado, Captain America, etc.
As significant as Momentum was, though, it doesn’t hold a
Candlebox to the 2002 sneaker smash Blue Crush. The coming
of age story, set on Oahu’s North Shore, turned millions upon
millions onto surfing but did you know its star, Kate Bosworth, did
not know how to paddle before taking the role even though casting
instructions specifically called for an “experienced wave
rider?”
In a candid new
interview, Bosworth says, “Literally, eight to 10
hours a day, I was driving to Point Doom. I committed myself for
the three to four weeks. I really thought that I was going to have
this quintessential heroic moment that I’ve learned, I’ve mastered
it, and the role is mine. And there was a surf instructor there, he
had taken me out, and I just ate shit over and over and over and
over again. It was really sad. And yet, remember, I’m also the
4-year-old who said, ‘I’ll get back on.'”
The “I’ll get back on” reference to an experience she had
falling off a horse at a tender age.
As sad as her skill level was, she forced herself to improve,
landed the role and then went out and conquered Pipeline.
Impressive, no?
I recently watched Momentum Generation and those
surfers discuss how scary Pipeline was to them initially. A fine
film, I found, but did you think so?
Candlebox.
What an awful band they were.
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Two-time world surfing champion John John
Florence gives hell to VAL actors in stinging critique of movie
surfing!
By Derek Rielly
Florence skewers Forgetting Sarah
Marshall, Blue Crush, Point Break, Orange
County, Chasing Mavericks, Lilo and Stitch and
Surf's Up.
The two-time world surfing champion, John John Florence,
has appeared on an episode of GQ’s Breakdown where, with impressive
earnestness, he examines the surfing
inForgetting Sarah Marshall, Blue
Crush, Point Break, Orange
County, Chasing Mavericks, Lilo and
Stitch and Surf’s Up.
Dressed in a fuchsia Florence Marine X crew neck that matches
the radiances of his sun-beaten skin, the
twenty-eight-year-old Hawaiian, whose net worth is twelve million
dollars, delivers an eloquent potpourri of the petals fallen from
the flowers of Hollywood.
A little long at sixteen minutes, but Florence has a warm
sincere smile and speaks without restraint.
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Surfer and marathon swimmer “caught in jaws
of a Great White” near San Francisco describes bite as “like a
mosquito sting…Their teeth are razor sharp and cut through the skin
with ease”!
By Derek Rielly
"The leg of the wet suit bulged with blood."
Three days ago, surfer and marathon swimmer Nemanja
Spasojevic was hit by a Great White while diving for crabs off Gray
Whale Cove State Beach, south of San
Francisco.
Now, in a written account about the attack which
he shared to SFGATE,
Spasojevic, thirty-eight, has described the pain of being hit by
the White as being like a “mosquito bite… more like curiosity
bite (than) attack.”
Spasojevic, who was carrying a GoPro but didn’t film the attack
or encounter, says he had just stuffed an undersized crab back and
was looking for a bigger one when he felt a little pain in his leg
and came face to face with the Great White, which he estimates as
between six and eight feet long.
He couldn’t see its white underbelly but saw its distinctive
nose and black eyes.
“At that point I just started kicking with my back turned
towards rocks frantically, Hoping if it strikes again it will hit
the fins. I reached white water area where water was bashing on the
rocks. I did think it’s minor, but I could feel that the wet suit
was ripped and cold water was coming in. At this point I was out
and walking on the sand, the leg of the wet suit was bulged/filled
with blood. … I was aware that it may not be just a small bite, and
I might need to drive to the emergency.”
Spasojevic got to the beach, used his dive belt as a tourniquet
and asked a fisherman for help.
“When he noticed me I just dropped on the sand to position my
body head downwards, as the beach was sloped, to help keep blood in
the brain and slow blood loss. Rubber dive belt tourniquet may have
helped but did not stop flow.”
Spasojevic was discharged from Zuckerberg San Francisco General
Hospital after twenty one hours with three diff antibiotics and a
box of painkillers.
“My view of it was just a curious bite as gentle as it can get
from such a powerful predator. Their teeth are razor sharp and cut
through the skin with ease. In addition to being thankful to all
responders, I’m very grateful to the shark as well that it was
gentle and did not strike again. … [After all,] ocean is their home
and we are just visitors.”