Facebook Founder and World’s 5th Richest Man Mark Zuckerberg made furious at suggestion he rides e-foils exclusively: “(That video) clearly shows a hydrofoil that I’m pumping with my own legs.”

Unchill, guys.

Kauai colonizer Mark Zuckerberg became enraged, yesterday, over the suggestion that he rides e-foils exclusively.

Taking to Facebook, the platform he built to ogle college girls, he declared, “It’s one thing for the media to say false things about my work, but it’s crossing the line to say I’m riding an electric surfboard when that video clearly shows a hydrofoil that I’m pumping with my own legs.”

“That video” refers to the 4th of July performance art that depicted Zuckerberg holding an American flag and, apparently, non-e-foiling to the John Denver classic “Take me Home, Country Roads.”

Video of Mark Zuckerberg hydrofoiling and holding an American flag goes viral

It was made relevant, again, as it was brought up in a New York Times expose revealing the existence of Project Amplify, a Facebook program aimed at promoting positive news stories about the much-maligned social media company.

Some of the stories are written by Facebook employees.

It is unclear how the video of Zuckerberg foiling could have been seen as positive.

More as the story develops.

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Chris A Rosa
Chris A Rosa
5 years ago

Communist

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

It doesn’t get much more Left poll than the Harvard CAPS/Harris poll.
And you’re right, I don’t trust polls. I bet it’s even worse for Biden than this poll represents.
Only the truly deranged believe Biden has more popular policies than Trump. https://harvardharrispoll.c…

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Yes you are. The only one presenting a false narrative here is you.
You stating I am the one gaslighting is just part and parcel to typical false narrative you Dems repeat over and over again. You constantly accuse of others of that which you, and you alone, are guilty of.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

The most recent poll from Harvard (not exactly a bastion of love for Trump) shows more people approve of Trump than they do Biden. Not only that, more people disapprove of Biden than they do Trump.
https://thehill.com/homenew…

You’re not using the term “gaslighting” correctly. When you say “All I care about is watching Trump withering under the pressure of being a number two.”, especially that ” number two ” part, that is gaslighting. Trump isn’t number 2. Even Harvard is having to admit it. But you choose to keep lying about it.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

The goal behind Mueller was to get Trump. In fact, the whole goal of spending $32+ Million was to get Trump. If you ask anyone on Mueller’s team if they succeeded getting what they wanted, like what they really, REALLY wanted, they’d unanimously respond “No.”
Where was the corruption they promised? They promised you Dems that Trump was corrupt. You bought it, being so gullible as you are.
You voted for Biden. He is corrupt at the core. Everything you promised Trump is, you’ll find with the Biden family. Rotten to the core.
The facts laid out by Durham show just how intermingled the deep state left in government is with corporate Tech giants.
It completely destroys your narrative that Trump is fascist. If you want to see fascism, Durham is pointing out that you need not look any further than the Democrats, DNC and Tech giants working together to force their Rule upon the American public.
Look at the rot in Biden’s family. https://www.businessinsider…

The fact is, the way DC is, getting the Grand Jury to indict a Republican is no problem. But getting that same Grand Jury to indict a Dem at the top Dem law firm is incredible. It’s not politically motivated because the DC Grand Jury would never allow such a political maneuver to be levelled against their own.
One more thing, you don’t know what gaslighting means. You’re using it wrong.

Mr Salty
Mr Salty
5 years ago
Captain Wack
Captain Wack
5 years ago

Fuck you Mark! You think you, Bill and George are going to eat my baby? Well get fucked

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Sussman is NOT a distantly related lawyer. He’s a partner at Perkins Coie and represented the Hillary Campaign and has ties to the DNC as an advisor.
Mueller brought 25 indictments against Russians who Mueller knew would never have to answer anything. Those indictments are bogus. Mueller knew they’d only feed the MSM machine.
The other indictments had zero nexus to Trump.
Mueller couldn’t pin a single thing on Trump. Seeings how much the deep state left was against Trump, Mueller was a collosal failure. They yelled and screamed for so long how they had Trump dead to rights. They had nothing.
The left have done so much damage to this country.
Read the Indictment. It’s fascinating what the Hillary campaign and the DNC were up to.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

Von Rupp and Leo?

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
5 years ago

I dunno… kinda looks like he’s foiling boat wake… hmmm 🤔

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
5 years ago

I wonder if Zuck spends this evenings on the Swaylocks forum arguing over rail contours.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Articles like this make me forget why I read Beachgrit

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
5 years ago

I’d like to be the latter with a billionaire best friend

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Many just want to be Hunter’s friend, but friendship comes with a price.
https://www.businessinsider…

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
5 years ago

You give Zuckerberg much to aspire to.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

I wonder if Zuckerberg is “Tech Executive 1” as referred to in the Indictment of Hillary Clinton lawyer Michael Sussman.
Fess up Mark, ya weasel.
Interesting reading…Russia, Russia, Russia

Here’s the Indictment:
https://www.justice.gov/sco…

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
5 years ago

Me think.
It’s clearly an e-foil.
The e-foil has a USB port exactly in the position of the front foot connecting a USB cable that goes up the leg, enters the anus, and electrifies the scrotum, the buttocks , and the legs, generating the pumping movements that give the impression that what is in use is a traditional hydrofoil.
A cheater, of course.

turts
turts
5 years ago

Begs the question, if you had all that coin, why would you give a fuck?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago
John Non John
John Non John
5 years ago

Zuck is a hideous disgusting specimen of a super kook. Mankind should demote him to a Bangladeshi garment worker. NonJohn barfs rum, sometimes.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
5 years ago

Stop bullying him, Chas. He’s done mate. There’s nothing left.

Manuka
Manuka
5 years ago

Or right.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

naw man. there’s plenty to roast


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