Hot for teacher.
Jonah Hill, Hollywood funnyman and heir to Miki Dora’s Malibu throne, has just pulled the ultimate power move wooing and winning the heart of his surf instructor.
The Wolf of Wall Street star went Instagram official, hours ago, with Sarah Brady sweetly captioning the post “Grateful for you.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTm0wGKFPZa/
Brady, whose website declares that she is currently an undergraduate at UC San Diego studying the Anthropology of Climate Change, hails from a line of surfers three generations deep and learned, herself, to slide at three-years-old. She has a smooth longboardy style, as evidenced on her own Instagram, and if I was Commish of the Longboard World Tour, like Devon Howard, I would proffer her a slot post haste.
And, actually, I couldn’t find any reference to her being a “surf instructor.” Yahoo! reported that bit but let’s assume it is true and let us all doff our jaunty beanies Hill’s way because if Van Halen taught us anything at all, it is that wooing and winning teacher is boss.
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The other option was, nice cutback!
My dad a high school teacher. Still at 72. Mom worked at Sears, edited books. Parents legends but alas no trust fund.
Hahahahahaha!
I pray for a Tiger Shark to bite the crap out of Zuck. We dont need Zuck!
Deep, deep cut sir.
hahahahahahahaha
He really gets to the bottom of it
Gotta watch those reefs
whatever you do, don’t bring anything home!!!
Funny, but this will fly right over many heads ‘round here
55 and older.
Multi^^^^^^^
Hahahahahar
Looks like the Condor, Rosie and Turps are commentating finals. Ugh.
Are you serious? That is disgusting, but I guess half the fun is dissecting their idiocy.
Yep from this post looks like Kaipo and Coco too https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Here would be 3 better alter egos in the booth: Vaughany, KK and Gerr.
Even Italo didn’t go as far as having his eyebrows professionally bleached to match the hair job. This guy is core
He did his bum hairs too!
bum hairs? I thought it was standard practice to wax prior to bleaching your sphincter?
Nah nah nah, dark dark roots into blonde is what the surfie girls dig.
Isn’t Chas haole and proud ?
Wait till she finds out hes Harvey Weinstiens bastard son
‘Grats Jonah, she’s a cutie. How soon do you all think before Jonah is ready for a pilgimage to the proving grounds?
Oh great question. This coming winter? A BeachGrit film?
Let’s not get carried away.
I think we’re talking HB.
HB would require the ability to duck dive. No way he makes the paddle if it’s 3+ feet…
More like San O.
This article by Chas Smith originally appeared on Fatherly:
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Between dad bods, DILFs and David Beckham, fathers are trending hard, which is very fine because I am one. I have a gorgeous wife who gave me the cutest blonde daughter 2-and-a-half years ago. They buy me Saint Laurent sunglasses for Father’s Day and I smile at them and they smile at me. But behind those sunglasses, my eyes are bloodshot and hysterical. While everything seems perfect, I find myself in an increasingly precarious position because my wife, while gorgeous, makes at least 10 time what I do and leaves my daughter, the cutest, mostly in my care.
And how on earth is a dad, a man, supposed to have value when his wife is the breadwinner and his 2-year-old princess loving, high heel wearing daughter is his full-ish time job?
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Chas rolling out in the mommy van with the diaper bag, doing laundry, groceries, 30 minutes BG article. Wife calls and lays down the law, vacuuming done!? Yes dear working on it, trying to be hyper ironic, but my cool tattoos, honey c’mon!
Self castration, more to come.
Oh man. You’re Ashton’s gal, aren’t you.
Your words not mine. But nice try.
You’ve certainly got a hard on for Charlie’s writing, that’s quite afew articles now you’ve reposted!
Charlie has a long embarrassing history of published articles.
Ummm you’re at Beachgrit. It’s The spiritual home of them.
Fair point.
You edited your comment. How about just say what you need to say and get it out the way as we’re all pretty familiar with Chas around here. Might save you from spending your weekend googling his name…
I did edit my comment, I will try to be more concise in the future. I will now re edit my comment to its original state as I understand your concern.
Thanks, journalistic integrity both in the comment section and the articles is the backbone of any Charlie Smith/Beachgrit production. Not that I’d need to tell you as you’ve obviously been reading his back catalogue.
The back catalogue I think we would both agree is embarrassing at best and humiliating at worst.
So, I’ve got to ask what are you doing here commenting on a Chas Smith story if you’re not a fan? Is it some sort of effort to expose a “truth” about Charlie to others and why are you so invested in him in the first place?
Longtom and Warshaw fan .My guess is most well understand the Charlie “truth” as I suspect you do.
If you are the gatekeeper here you have a non rewarding job. Good luck!
Pretty sure there’s very few (if any) people here who could be described as actual Chas ‘fans’, and those that are are well outnumbered by the rest of us who appreciate Chas for having this platform that allows us to vent frustration and talk shit in general.
Having said that, Chas seems a great bloke to have a drink and a laugh with, and it’s doubtful he needs anyone sticking up for him over such a trivial matter, and there should be no ‘sacred cows’ on these sacred pages anyway.
Heck I’d pay good money to be a kept man and would shout it from the rooftops at any chance…
I’m a Chas fan, he’s actually done something in his life. The majority of people that exist have never trek’d thru Yemen, or Morocco. I don’t care how he writes, and some of his articles are absolute shit. Who cares!? THis is BGrit, and f whoever don’t like it. I mean, where else can you get a panzy NEg to monitor comments and complain about comments, while Chas writes these insane articles? I’m hooked, f the cigar douche!
I certainly ain’t sticking up for Chas, he’s a big boy. Just annoys me when someone clearly has something to say, ya give them the opportunity and the platform and it turns out they’ve got nothing to say.
I’ll only edit my fat thumbed iphone typos not my opinions.
But you’ll delete other people’s opinions. Right, got it champ.
Yawn
I would never want to have a drink with a registered sex offender.
You’re aware of this of certainly…
Who do ya mean ?
Could be Ashton’s girlfriend?
Anderson Cooper over here.
And that’s coming from someone who edited his comment about someone editing their comment.
Oh shit I just fucked some spelling up, and now I’ve gone and edited my comment about your edited comment about his edited comment.
Will there be no end to the editing of comments around here ?
Chaaaaas, who do you get to edit your ‘writings’ ?
This stuff always makes us love Chas more. We all know what/who he is. But god damn it we just need someone to talk shit about the surf industry for a second and cut through the bullshit overly sanitized positive wall of noise.
Im fucking sick of sunshine, rainbows, and not pissing off sponsors.
Bruh, this is what’s endearing about Chas, he’s all that and doesn’t take himself seriously.
Endearing and serial falsehood are different matters. Charlie is pretending to be something his isn’t, perhaps we agree on that.
Okay,RICHARDO TOLEDO!
+1!
He’s providing entertainment, which is the goal of ALL writing. Bathroom walls, books, songs, poems, smut,…..all entertainment.
I’m entertained!
Published equals cash…or at least free board decals.
maybe the little haberdasher?
Yeah that actually makes sense, see if there’s any other sign of the little FELLAR.
Hi Balls
I actually think he might be your old Bronco.
Okay so, from what I can tell you’ve got somebody in Montana who leans left and hates rush Limbaugh and trailer parks. His name is a nod to the deceased Limbaugh. I have no idea what you and rush have in common, but I have no life and plenty of time to read. Hope that narrows it down.
Hadn’t read that. Thanks for sharing. Just shows Chas consistently brings his D- game to us. Fuck you, Chas.
Thank you!
I hope you enjoy the journey of learning to be funny
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Actually read here before you have a crack? I stand by each of the Fatherly pieces as I stand by everything here. Homework!
Nice try. Enjoyed your last book, pieces here vary between tedious to thoughtful and lol! Your Fatherly work I find cringe worthy but we can agree to disagree politely I suppose.
Apparently not politely. You have clear and personal beef. Actually say what it is that frustrates you and I’ll address.
I didn’t take it that way myself.
He seemed quite mellow and supportive I thought.
Heck I would’ve paid good money to be a ‘kept man’ and laze around bringing up children, surfing, diving, fishing, growing veges, baking bread, brewing beer and BBQing beef while my betrothed bought home the bacon…
According to Ben Marcus Chas is actually a trust fund brat. He doesn’t need his wife’s money. Explains a lot about his character
I don’t think anyone has been impolite, if you feel I have my apologies.
Nah. Lame. Clearly passive aggressive. You posted these the other day. This is premeditated to raise some point about Chas. So just say it. Better is write an article and submit it. But right now you’re coming across as an anonymous prick with a lame bone to pick, either for Goggans or Toledo. So fuck off or nut up.
You’re lucky there isn’t a bespoke mahogany coffee table separating the two of you
Chas is a kept man, and we should all be a bit jealous. A life of leisure, cocktails, and even occasionally surfing. That and he can write whatever the fuck he wants with no shame. Seems like he’s got shit sorted out
Possibly so, although he seems a bit embarrassed about it.
I don’t think embarrassment is in his emotional repertoire, nor should it be
Ouch.
Thank you. I need new sunglasses.
“Gritful for you.”
Ooooh wow, your a millionaire who woo’d a broke 6 at best, when you could charm your way into Penelope Cruz’s pants. I think he’s getting the under achievement part of being a surfer down.
Penelope Cruz is probably closer to 60 than 30 these days??
Bad example but I stick by my statement
Think I’d be picking the educated beachy peachy Gal.
Fact is I can’t wrap my head around any woman who would sleep with me these days so I don’t follow the teen beat magazine. Also most my dvd collection is from her and Selma’s era. I’m 36 and I sound like I’m talking about “the good ole days” shoot me now.
Who studies doomsday
She’d be real fun.
And wears a brown felt widebrimmed hat and hippy grandpa shirt in her website.
Uh oh, Chaaaaas !
Ya mate Jonah needs help, immediately…
She seems like a nice girl for sure, and not doubt preferable to any usual Hollywood starlet type.
However, and it’s an important however in these parts.
She can’t be that educated if she wrote ‘I’ instead of the grammatically correct ‘me’ in a line from her website, without going back and editing it.
Uh oh, Chaaaaas !
Ya mate Jonah’s girl needs editing help, immediately…
However old Salma Hayek is I still love her
55. As a fit, young stud with an exotic accent you may actually have a chance.
Hell fuck yeah man Thanks
BRB team gonna go live my dreams
Jonah just doesn’t get it. Surfing is our jealous mistress.
bringing sand to the beach.
She looks better no sunnies…he looks better with sunnies..opposites attract…islands in the streams?!