In unexpected yet joyous news, anti-depressive online surf journal BeachGrit gets shortlisted for “Top Most Promising Health Sites for 2021!”

Celebrate with us!

I don’t usually like to stand on stage and bathe in applause, nor does my life partner Derek Rielly, but we will both make an exception today for today your BeachGrit was officially shortlisted as a “Top Most Promising Health Site for 2021.”

Per the just received notification:

Hey there!

This is Mercy from Li Creative Technologies, We’re very happy to inform you that ‘beachgrit‘ has been shortlisted by our editorial board which will be included and honored as “Top Most Promising Health Sites For 2021.

This article with one page profile of selected blog owners will be included to all our newsletter readers. This is a focus on Health Bloggers, which will rank in google for all top Health keywords shortly.

We believe that addition of ‘beachgrit’ in this honor list and a small line about your website in the post may help ‘beachgrit’ differentiate from its competitors.

I’d like to speak to the concerned person from your firm at the earliest to finalize ‘beachgrit’ inclusion in this list.

This is a very unique promotion proposal; we hope ‘beachgrit’ makes full use of it.

Waiting to know what you think on the same.

Regards,

Jen

Was it the think-pieces on Laird Superfood that pushed us over the top of one-time rivals The Inertia?

Poignant examinations of Kelly Slater’s “miracle of information?”

I would assume Li Creative Technologies keeps its voting blend secret but keep your fingers crossed for us while applauding.

What a beautiful world!

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disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

Jen See seems smart as fuck

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

Jen See let’s discuss

StarJamma
StarJamma
5 years ago

beachgrit with a lowercase b- barrelled!

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
5 years ago

Careful with this one Chas and Derek… this has Elo seeking revenge for the treatment he gets here written all over it… clean new Vans, an 8-ball, and all…

blablabla
blablabla
5 years ago

jack is absolutely correct and him and alana have all the right to say their opinion and point out Rip’s contradictions…. Rip Curl did not wake up, they just realized that “body positivity” is currently the best look for their sales, which was not the case a few years ago yet……its straight up hipocritical

Takeoffdeepandreallylate
Takeoffdeepandreallylate
5 years ago

First what is this thing going to cost? Nothing is for free. And second you need to buy beach grithealth.com asap

J H
J H
5 years ago

He should drink Purps for that.

Stephen
Stephen
5 years ago

So, what will the “small line about your website” read?

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Otto was right, it’s anarchy out there

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Short Grit

M.
M.
5 years ago

I’m pretty confident it’s the tireless work you did around the health benefits of bone broths. Thinking about it, you probably should send Kelly a organic GMO-free fruit basket* and a thank you note.

* the fruits, not the basket

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  M.

It’s cured Kalani’s ‘Rona.

M.
M.
5 years ago
Reply to  J H

Bat broth?

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  M.

Secret ingredients…

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

Life partner!

J H
J H
5 years ago

Does this mean BG will be a Gold Level sponsor of Pride Week?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

If happiness is an essential element in a holistic approach to health , than a giggle with fellow Sisters of the BG Tribal Surf Community is like a spoon full of sugar ( possibly brown ) helping the medicine go down in the most delightful way …..

Is also seems to work as a laxative …….. cathartically ridding the bowel and brain of blocked up shit ? I feel better already even after Surfline ,lied to me , AGAIN , sending me out in 20 cm dribble at 6 pm last night in a storm , when it was forecasted to be 1m , 100cm , 1000mm .
( currently making loud farting noises )

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

Have you considered Kite surfing, might be a better substitute for surfing than surfing that miserable shite

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

BLASPHEMY !
Just taking the piss St Jim …. I have enough touble with detachable fins and leashes , so just imagine the pandemonium , having hung myself in a tree , hanging limp , strangled by the cords of a kite ….and screaming like a banshee ….no thanks

To be honest I will shortly invest in a 7’6” soft top for all the family and go and cause havoc claiming “ THE BALTIC SEA IS FOR EVERYONE “ especially ME !
…..and only have to wait till next Friday for 2 weeks in Sud Ouest France and eventually start returning to OZ to surf ( and see family ) on a more regular basis once Covid has run its course .

Astrophysicien
Astrophysicien
5 years ago

Sunny, 23C and consistent moderate sized surf today.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Astrophysicien

Je te souhaite un bon week-end Astro P ……

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago

Maybe they just want a badge.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

With your pseudonym, perhaps BG could offer you the badge of Sheriff ?

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

Whatever you do don’t press the link!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Written by “Jen”, I see.
She may’ve fumbled the address and accidentally sent it here instead of to an SB women’s ‘cycling clinic/surf school’ mag.

P.S.
Either that, or Longtom (or his new evil overlords) is/are taking the piss…

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago

Ben’s Mom?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Barry M. Cultural Attaché ( played by THE SHOCKER Barry Crocker )

https://youtu.be/gkosRGjsQ60

mike m
mike m
5 years ago

I like pizza.

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
5 years ago
Reply to  mike m

I like Negra Modello yum

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

I like pizza wiiith a Negra Modelo…but my costume doesn’t.

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  mike m

Yes, but how do you eat your pizza?

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
5 years ago

Li Creative Is A Digital Marketing, Web Design, PPC And SEO Company In India (Pondicherry). We Also Provide PPC, Web Design, Digital Marketing Company … just be careful chas is all im saying

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago

Pretty sure your computer has a virus after opening that email


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