Scandal erupts as Canadian Prime Minister, heartthrob, Justin Trudeau spends first-ever day honoring “lives lost and destroyed in the country’s detestable treatment of Indigenous peoples” by going surfing!

Seven layers of privilege.

Canada’s Prime Minister, official heartthrob Justin Trudeau has been leading his humble country for six years now, steering his Liberal Party to the very height of power. Dashing, daring, handsome.

Oh, the 50-year-old has had some run-ins with bad publicity, for example when photos surfaced of Trudeau wearing the very forbidden blackface not once, or twice, but thrice. At the time, he said, he did not understand the hurt he caused because “the layers of privilege that I have.”

And yesterday, too, when he spent Canada’s very first truth and reconciliation day surfing in Tofino.

The day was meant to “honour lives both lost and destroyed through our country’s detestable treatment of our Indigenous peoples,” and many were frustrated by the PM’s choice.

According to the Toronto Sun, “Tk’emlúps te Secwepemc, the First Nations community near Kamloops, B.C. where the bodies of as many 200 children were found buried outside of a residential school, tweeted they’d extended two ‘heartfelt’ invitations for the Prime Minister to commemorate the day with survivors and their families.”

Policy analysts imagine the snub will deepen the riffs between Trudeau and Canada’s Indigenous community.

Conservative Party of Canada spokesperson Chelsea Tucker piled on, declaring, “Truth and Reconciliation Day shouldn’t be treated like a holiday — but that’s what Justin Trudeau did.

Trudeau, for his part, remained silent, maybe hooting his bros into kegs, maybe paying homage to the ancient Hawaiians.

Tough to say.

Back to layers of privilege, though, I have a good mind to make a nice seven layers of privilege dip for tomorrow’s college football Saturday.

Yum.

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Jimmy Kelly
Jimmy Kelly
4 years ago

We are honoring the negro here in the states by doing a full black face Halloween..we ask all to follow..

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
4 years ago

Squats, Mr Trudeau. And lots.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
4 years ago

I thought jazz hands was OK now the white man has the jazz? He should have been doing one jazz hand, one shaka for maximum appropriation.

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
4 years ago

Sharia law?

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

He’s no Tony Abbott in the juice. Then again he ain’t no Hazza Holt. Surf on brah 🤙

Steve French
Steve French
4 years ago

not to mention, the 18+ million CAD house on Chestermans Beach he rents practically annually, in the wake of a 600+ million CAD election which he called during a “global pandemic.” Meanwhile the federal deficit is roughly 1.2 trillion CAD of which the overwhelming vast majority has been incurred since 2015 when the Trudeau regime was elected. I’m sure his daddy’s proud.

Laird's performance mushroom
Laird's performance mushroom
4 years ago

Don’t skip leg day

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

I see he employs the ‘downward jazz hands’ style common among kooks, beginners and surfschool tutors worldwide.
Any idea whether it’s similar to Chas n Daves own stances ?

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

I’m no surf coach but yep, undoubtedly.
They don’t call them Mrs Smith and Mrs Scales for nothing…

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

I wish! He looks absolutely fabulous!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Chas n Dave
Famous Cockney popstars
Which ones which ?

Pyzel's Ghost
Pyzel's Ghost
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Bob n Doug
famous Canadian Hosers

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ty2J…

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
4 years ago
Reply to  Pyzel's Ghost

You might want to dial that back about 15% there bud.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

astro
astro
4 years ago

I’m no epistemologist but Truth and Reconciliation Day – sounds like it’s straight out of 1984… and anyway canucks are really noobs at the whole guilt trip thing. They got a lot to learn.
They need a Treaty to get serious.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

It’s cool
The other 364 days of the year are
Lies and screw you day

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Not here, in the peoples utopia of Jacindastan.
Ya gotta be kind, cuntee. 24/7 365

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

Cruel is the new kind

SSD
SSD
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

In the right manner?

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  SSD

Evil left

SSD
SSD
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Freedom is the new slavery

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  SSD

Looks like the new cunt order will self implode pretty soon, thank fuk.

SSD
SSD
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

I sure hope so! The NCO going full tilt right now against everyone, they’re getting desperate

SSD
SSD
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

I don’t want to be loved, just understood

SSD
SSD
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

He who surfs the past controls the future surf?


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