Kill 'em all.
I don’t know if any VAL (Vulnerable Adult Learner) story is as heartwarming as pop sensation Shakira’s. Just one month ago she took to Instagram, from the Basque Country Wavegarden, to order her VAL peers to teach their children to surf.
A theoretical decimation of an invasive species but, speaking of, our surf darling was just attacked by two wild boars whilst hiking with her son, Milan, in a park near Barcelona.
She shared her bizarre tale in a series of Instagram stories on Wednesday.
Holding the now recovered but torn bag towards the camera, she said: “Look at how two wild boar which attacked me in the park have left my bag.”
“They were taking my bag to the woods with my mobile phone in it,” the singer continued. “They’ve destroyed everything.”
She then turned to her son, whose father is the Barcelona footballer Gerard Piqué, and said: “Milan tell the truth. Say how your mummy stood up to the wild boar.”
Apparently nasty wild boar are reaching epic proportions in Catalonia. Too many rooting etc.
I, myself, experienced the pestilence on Oahu and hunted one to death.
But now to VALS.
What to do?
How to sort?
When will bags go missing etc.?
More as the story develops.
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Those pigs do not lie.
What does this have to do with surfing again?
Charles ” Snooty ” Smith
not the first hog she has stared down
I’ve just shot, https://uploads.disquscdn.c… killed, and beheaded the boar that chased world class surfer/goddess Shakira and her son.
Hopefully she’ll pay up soon, or is that ‘put out’, I mean…
Mean as, cuz.
Sorta makes Chas’s one look like a piglet …
Bloody oath
Presumably Chas’s one is on Oahu though, a place not exactly known for any decent sized animals…(apart from some locals hehe)
Hah, yea. I thought they might have tossed the piglet and thrown da long pig in da umu. Him skinny, fuckall meat so got away with it.
Beef, Boar & Beer!
Man, beer, pig
Or is that
Manbearpig…(Southpark style)
Porkmebeefcurtains man!…said the Bush pig
A Catalonian boar once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
She sure it wasn’t the Coffey sisters?
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Fucking Milan….. more pretentious than Paris if that’s possible. Someone call their kid Geelong and see if it turns out to be a modern day Ghengis Kahn.
You know what happens when you name a kid Byron?
Turns out to be VAL-loving, anti-vaxxing, hipster juggling hacky sacks for a living.
And if you call your kid Darwin?
You get an award.
Boar Grit
Out hiking? So what?!
In Italy, these darling boars will tear your nutsack off cause you smell like pasta, and happen to be walking in Rome.
https://www.thelocal.it/202…
The mountain Itals will stay up all night to burry a buckshot in their tenderloin cause they eat all their figs at 1 AM….. the stew these wild swines make paired with a nice montepoleciano is sublime ….
Better luck next time, boars!
“Say how your mummy stood up to the wild boar.”
“Say how your mummy stood up in the wild white water at the shopping mall wave park.”
Beautiful photograph of you and your wife in Oahu, Chas. Hope you had a wonderful time it’s a beautiful place sometimes.
It’s more interesting to read about the times it ain’t.
Those boars don’t lie.
Chas ” Hunter ” Smith