"Ive saved lotta lives...."
"Ive saved lotta lives...."

Explosive new global study launched to determine if surfers are truly the “guardian angels of the sea” or simply full of vile self-congratulatory lies!

Numbers don't fib.

A shockwave is reverberating across the social scientific world, this morning, as it has been revealed that a potentially landscape altering study is being embarked upon seeking to determine whether surfers are the true “unsung heroes” when it comes to saving lives or the lowest form of self-congratulatory liars that ever paddled the seas.

Professor Rob Brander of the University of New South Wales (UNSW) first published a study nearly seven years ago that suggested surfers rescue as many people as volunteer lifesavers and that 63% of surfers feel they have saved a life.

Again, 63% of surfers feel they have saved a life.

The numbers have haunted, Dr. Bander and colleagues all these nearly seven years and so are kicking off a new study to quantify the actual count of “guardian angel” surfers worldwide.

“It’s estimated that over 35 million people regularly participate in surfing – that’s a lot more than the entire population of Australia,” says Dr. Brander. “In Australia alone there are an estimated 2.5 million surfers, which is about 10% of the population. So we are really interested to see if we can get stronger data about surfers and how many rescues they might make each year at Australian beaches, and whether this is consistent the world over.”

Will the jig be up when Dr Brander and his colleagues start poking? Will it be revealed that surfers are unrepentant cons who will say anything for a pat on the back or true halo’d saints?

Australian pro surfer Mikey Wright saves woman struggling in Hawaii surf

Which do you think?

Do you feel you have saved a life?

More as the story develops.

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Megan Zupanic
Megan Zupanic
4 years ago

My husband has saved at least 50 people while surfing and another 50 he convinced to go back to shore over the past years. So I believe this. I saw him save a kid who was swept off the rocks one Cinco de Mayo…before the lifeguards could get to him….they only had one guard working on a busy, hot Sunday. The lifeguards thanked him for his help that day. I know that boy would have died in front of his whole family.

Jack Barlow
Jack Barlow
4 years ago

I’ve payed taxes that were spent on a military that killed a lot of people around the world. Am I guilty if I didn’t pull the trigger but helped buy the gun?

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

The face dick was a dead giveaway lol

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

Most ….

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

It is not to save the client but to protect the staff and their families ……

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

I saved a 100 kg drowning man who had just fell off a low tide left hand rip bowl at 6:30 pm on a hot summer Sunday evening in front of Elouera Surf Life Saving Club ( I was 17 and weighed in at 63 kg dripping wet ) …… it took me 45 minutes to get him back onto the sandbank and during that time not one of the hundreds of lifesavers having a BBQ in front of the Club came to help …..It was after 6pm , their job was done , they washed their hands of responsibility …. ( please note it was the 80s weekend warriors and that I have the utmost respect for Cronulla’s professional council lifeguards since the 70s till this day )

As a surfer …..your job in the ocean is never done ! You are always responsible !

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

I’ve caught a lot of fish, and shot a lot of possums
Does that count ?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

If you ‘identify’ as a surfer, especially as a surfer who has saved lives, then it must be true, it must be.
The politicians said so…

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
4 years ago

We are total ecological terrorists. We cannot help it, our fearless leader, Kelly Slater, is the biggest Super Polluter on the planet. If only we could all be like him…

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago

Sorry … I’m a little too littoral at times

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
4 years ago

Is it coming to Australian cinemas?

Spinafex
Spinafex
4 years ago

Could an inflatable SUP rider be said to be truly alive in the first place? Probably wouldn’t be counted.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

WHOA is that Sophie as a young girl?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Davey Jones remains pissed you stole that body from his locker

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

The study left out the part on territorial tribalism and lineup enforcement that leads to life threatening actions that in turn lead to a rescue or a life saved…and then of course the chest bumps after saving the life.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago

So you don’t transmit to others, d’oh

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago

Stopped some Asian bird from trying to drown herself. I think the BF dumped her. I had to do the noble white man thing and to my credit I didn’t even fuck her afterwards. I think I was more proud of not fucking her than pulling her from the water.

On the squatty potty
On the squatty potty
4 years ago

A life? No, just been trying to save Oceanside from Encinitas.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Old mate is obviously from the WSL school of surf population estimates. Assuming their ratio, I have actually saved 47,645 people whilst surfing

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago

A sacrifice is a sacrifice.


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