This tree will look better as a picture of Outerknown's iconic "blanket shirt."
This tree will look better as a picture of Outerknown's iconic "blanket shirt."

Kelly Slater’s sustainable outerwear brand Outerknown makes BeachGrit unwilling, though jolly, participant in trimming rainforests with festive holiday cheer!

Tis the season.

Days ago, I was very surprised to discover a flyer for Kelly Slater’s sustainable outerwear brand Outerknown hiding in my mailbox. It was full color, on a heavy card stock, and featured pictures of cozy St. Bernards and warm smiles beaming from underneath “Reimagine Cashmere” hats.

All very cute though it did make me think that mass mailing full color, heavy card stock “wish list” brochures to people was probably not the most environmentally friendly move as I dropped it into the trash can.

Well, I soon forgot about Kelly Slater and his unique brand of ecology altogether until our wonderful New Jersey friend messaged me, hours ago, with a picture featuring the very same Outerknown flyer that had been inside my mailbox, writing, “Look what arrived in my mailbox today over here in New Jersey! I’ve never ever bought a thing from Outerknown nor have I even ever gone on the website or its social media platforms… never ever got anything in the mail ’til this. He must be tracking who’s commenting on BeachGrit and the recent story ‘sustainable gift guides.’ Maybe I’ll DM him and ask if BeachGrit readers/commenters get a discount.

What pure joy.

BeachGrit made an unwilling, though jolly, participant in trimming the rainforests with festive holiday cheer.

Trimming, mulching, repurposing into heavy card stock, coloring, flying, stuffing into mailboxes, getting dropped into trash cans, gracing landfills.

It’s like when someone donates money to Save the Whales in lieu of a gift for you.

Thoughtful.

Tis the season.

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bobby,
bobby,
4 years ago

epic fail I have no motivation to buy any of those items now if there was a strong female behind the brand I’d look into it?!…. is this some sad attempt for Kelly to claim sustainability in his own life cuz he cruises around on a jet year long and it eats dolphin killing tuna 😂

Neil Barnett
Neil Barnett
4 years ago

As an ex surfer now in my 70s always looked up to Kelley but his recent position on covid and his ridiculous comments regarding the vaccine have left me more than disappointed
Just when we need leadership on health and vaccines he comes out with this bs crap on vaccines as if he was a doctor
There are tons of young surfers out there who could use solid advice and I was hoping it could come from a legend …I think this is a missed opportunity!
Ps maybe he will reconsider his position

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
4 years ago

It’s a beautiful thing when these dispatches from Dirty JerZ can bring us here in the comments together at the eggnog bowl for such joyous holiday discussion.

timsluis
timsluis
4 years ago

How are the girls only in R32 and the men’s final has already run?

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

All I want for Christmas is genuine endangered coastal Koala Ugg boots sustainability harvested from the West Coolum wetlands by Kellies/ WSL bulldozers as they dig out his pool and footings for the planed mega city of 15000 villas.

Some endangered green tree frog skins made into condoms would double her pleasure too!

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago

Oh the rage, the injustice of it, the, the, oh look a Christmas beetle, how cute

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Save the Goats!

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Keith Grace
Keith Grace
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I think that flannel is on the inside of the sustainable overleaf of the OuterKnown mailer… only $299. No word yet on a discount or promo code for Beach Grit readers…

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

In 2015, professional surfer Kelly Slater and creative director John Moore set out to create a brand that would disrupt the fashion landscape by making a true connection between sustainability and style. Since then, Outerknown has succeeded in building brand affinity within the conscious lifestyle and menswear markets by offering quality products, made with the best partners, and most importantly, with the highest regard for People and Planet.

Psychologists use the term “gaslighting” to refer to a specific type of manipulation where the manipulator is trying to get someone else (or a group of people) to question their own reality, memory or perceptions.

belchfire
belchfire
4 years ago

Where did you find the photo of Shawn Tompson as a denim clad lumberjack?

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  belchfire

old Instinct photo shoot

frank
frank
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

only a sawyer knows the feeling

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

The Surfrider Foundation is even worse. I did a $25 membership once and was rewarded with biweekly letters in the mail asking for more money. Never again. Making money off of environmental lip service should be punishable with a swift kick to the nuts and/or vagina

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

They all have vaginas!

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

To be fair, vaginas are one the finest things ever invented.

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

On the Hero World Challenge golf tournament right now, they’re doing Whoop Live. Whoop freaking Live!!! David Feherty talking blood oxygen levels, all British accented.
Why aren’t you Whoop Live’n mulching the ecological devastation out of that heavy card stock?


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