Squirter Ian Cairns.

Testosterone-squirting big-wave surf icon lambasts Hawaiian contest organisers for calling off prized Triple Crown event in building swell, “If you want extraordinary surfers to be extraordinary, you put them in extraordinary waves!”

"I bet John John Florence and Jack Robinson wanted to go back out!"

If you know surfing, you’ll know the name Ian “Kanga” Cairns, a man with the physique of a comic-book hero who ruled big waves, who was pivotal in the creation of a world tour, who would launch the ASP after tearing the game off the IPS’s Fred Hemmings and whose thin-eyed stare could give a man stomach cramps.

Cairns, sixty-nine, came out swinging today after the first event in the Triple  Crown, the Michelob ULTRA Pure Gold Haleiwa Challenger, was put on hold before the quarter-finals, which included John John Florence and Jack Robinson, because of a building swell. 

“The @wsl Haleiwa contest was on today and they called off the Quarter Finals because the swell was coming up. @fredhemmings never called it off. I won the World Cup twice at Haleiwa in way bigger surf,” wrote Kanga. “There would have been a lot of squawking but I bet @john_john_florence and @jackrobinson72 wanted to go back out. In fact, I bet they went out after the contest ended. If you want extraordinary surfers to be extraordinary, you put them in extraordinary waves.”

 

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Response from fans was unanimous in favour of Kanga’s position, 

“(Three clap emojis) yep! Why did they all it all? Strange,” wrote women’s tour pioneer Lynne Boyer, famous for riding big Sunset etc.

From the legendary surf photographer Tom Servais, “Great point, and great photo of you showing your power and why you were such an important surfer in surfing’s history!”

Hawaiian power surfer Pancho Sullivan noted his approval by posting four muscle arm emojis and two flames. 

Terry Terukina added, “FYI: I surfed in close-out Hale’iwa back in the late 70s early 80s during our Annual Mabo Royal AMATEUR contest. Ten years later and for about a ten year period…as the Director of that same contest (renamed the current Hale’iwa International Open), more times than not we had the AMATEUR contest in the same monstrous conditions. That’s why the North Shore crew has always bred “riders of the storm”…contest or no contest! And Ian was my and many Hale’iwa OGs inspiration!!”

Kanga, of course, ain’t afraid of holding an unpopular opinion.

“Everyone in some sense is concerned about what people think of them,” he told me a while back. “But I wake up in the morning and I think, what am I going to today?” says Cairns. “How can I do all these things that are crazy and cool and how can it benefit my family, my friends and all of this? The moment you start to think about these things you move forward and all those criticisms, which are about what you did yesterday, don’t matter. If you’re thinking about the future, you’re already one step ahead of the critics. Do I want to be disliked? No! Do I want to be focussed on coming up with some awesome idea tomorrow?  That’s what I want to do.”

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Brad Bloodworth
Brad Bloodworth
4 years ago

Ian has got a good point but he so not squirting nothing nowhere these days …god love the old bugger.

avi
avi
4 years ago

i dont know…ive seen 5-6ft hawaii. its pretty scary.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

These days pro surfers are pussies rather than shit stirrers Kanga.
I wonder why they surf Haleiwa at all , is it to try and find the most Sydneyesque wave possible in Hawaii for a contest? Shithouse to surf , shithouse to watch.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

I struggle with this headline as squirters are typically gender specific

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Yesterday Slovakian Frank wrote an article stating that the Triple Crown is video entries only with compulsory longboards etc.
Now today, Bondi’s own Israeli/Irish surfer Dezza O’Rielly is saying that this Haleiwa comp is part of the Triple Crown.
So which is it ?

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
4 years ago

Derek when was the last time you saw Ian? I mean no disrespect but like a lot of hard drivers he got hit hard by age.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
4 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Kanga dictating his IG caption while hanging out at the nearest Harrah’s. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Preston
Preston
4 years ago

Macho signaling aside, not sure size was the issue as much as wind and swell direction. No wind this morning. Should be much better.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

I’m not a fan of Ian’s, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Dan Odonnell
Dan Odonnell
4 years ago

Dead ahead Fred! Good on ya mate! And you didn’t have any jet skis to get you out there either! Eddie would go, Ian went!!!

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
4 years ago

I can’t remember which guy said it but he said it was “junky” conditions then immediately checked himself realizing that the WSL positivity police would have his ass!

c4
c4
4 years ago

Jake Marshall

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
4 years ago

Or possibly finish Up the Men’s tomorrow morning in surf that’s approaching size of yesterday afternoon but cleaner. Then women’s rd of 32 after that in legit bombing surf then finish women’s on Monday in 8′ quality. Great event!

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
4 years ago

Travis Logie made a good call. Buoy 1 was 21′ at 13 seconds I believe a couple hours earlier which is massive and kind of shitty.
7 heats to run and good forecast. Run men’s quarters tomorrow in pumping 10′ to 12′ surf then women’s rd 32 8 heats. Monday looks great finish it all up.
Ian the Man but Travis made an educated proper call.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Next week, the WSL lays down new rules for rubber-edged fins and round-nosed boards only as a step towards phasing in softtops-only during all competitions.

No surf over chest high and mummy and daddy must be present on a jet ski to shadow the surfer along every ride.

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

JOB “owns” the ASP/WSL…again!

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
4 years ago

Kanga has a point

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

A good point and a great photo to back it.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

*A notch smaller, better winds, and some chubes wouldn’t exactly suck today either.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago

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