Take every present.
Children fall out of belief in the great Santa Claus at some point in their early lives due the theoretical impossibility of what he does. The energy it must take to fly around the world, following night, delivering presents etc. and never recover, Santa becoming a cute little meme, but has no adult re-checked their lost faith in light of the equally great Laird Hamilton?
Oh the big wave icon, superfood scion has defied aging for the past 50-years by jumping into ice water and drinking various forms of turmeric.
Santa lives in the land of ice baths. Turmeric grows in Hawaii.
1 + 1 = Santa does Laird’s XPT training and gets the dang job done.
David Lee Scales and I discussed this truth and became angry at the World Surf League, amongst other things, on the most recent podcast.
I am in Italy.
And in all sincerity, merry merry merry Christmas to you all.
Open this present later.
How much does Blaird and RipCur pay you for these product placements dude its getting really obvious.
If only he had a rubber sports band thingy that told him his peak performance and recovery times. Any ideas? Anyone?
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Italy you say huh 🤔
A paid performer from Bondi that was recommended by the Coffy sisters (and brother…)
Their father?
Is the snow pretty shit in Italy? In Switzerland it’s farkin awful. But next week (by which time I will have gone back to the horror show that is covidian England) the temps here in Laax are going to be between 7-11 degrees C. Very odd.
I’d just like to say, Best Wishes for a Merry Christmas, to all you ‘salty surf cats’, at Beach-Grit.
Neg too.
you “became angry at the World Surf League”? As if you/we (The People) haven’t been mocking it since it’s inception.
Calf the man I used to be…
Ooh i can’t wait but im sitting on a dune looking at north burleigh about to go grab my board. Ridin the js monsterbox today dont judge me
Surfads coming in hot in a coupla days, if test results come back in time. Looks like a little bit of swell inbound too?
Couple of fun ones. Burleigh point was breaking but my bro in law cant jump off the rocks so went north. Its gonna rain for the next few days so it should be clean waves when u get here
Sweet. All hinges in our test result coming back in time to cross the border – two days and waiting currently
Or in Chas’s case
…spin the tale of the honky…
P.S.
But only if they have the cash
GoPro video (with bonus drone angles) out on fansonly soon…
Found a Reindeer at the pub.
Took it home… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Seasons greetings
we wouldn’t be your buddies if we didn’t say the truth, she’s a cow, bro
merry xmas and god bless us, every f’n one
It’s a steer actually…haha
(Fresh from the pole via Bondi)
I stand (gender) corrected my good sir!
You drink VB? I thought you were a home bru duud?
VB in the daytime
HB in the nighttime…
I’ll open it later
What happened to Pete?
I’m guessing he’s catching up on all those podcasts he said he’d listen to later
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