Revealed: Santa Claus able to stay forever young by following big wave icon, superfood scion Laird Hamilton’s glorious health program of ice baths and turmeric teas!

Take every present.

Children fall out of belief in the great Santa Claus at some point in their early lives due the theoretical impossibility of what he does. The energy it must take to fly around the world, following night, delivering presents etc. and never recover, Santa becoming a cute little meme, but has no adult re-checked their lost faith in light of the equally great Laird Hamilton?

Oh the big wave icon, superfood scion has defied aging for the past 50-years by jumping into ice water and drinking various forms of turmeric.

Santa lives in the land of ice baths. Turmeric grows in Hawaii.

1 + 1 = Santa does Laird’s XPT training and gets the dang job done.

David Lee Scales and I discussed this truth and became angry at the World Surf League, amongst other things, on the most recent podcast.

I am in Italy.

And in all sincerity, merry merry merry Christmas to you all.

Open this present later.

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Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

How much does Blaird and RipCur pay you for these product placements dude its getting really obvious.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago

If only he had a rubber sports band thingy that told him his peak performance and recovery times. Any ideas? Anyone?

Gourmet Kook
Gourmet Kook
4 years ago

💎 Top Fan

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

Italy you say huh 🤔

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

A paid performer from Bondi that was recommended by the Coffy sisters (and brother…)

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Their father?

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
4 years ago

Is the snow pretty shit in Italy? In Switzerland it’s farkin awful. But next week (by which time I will have gone back to the horror show that is covidian England) the temps here in Laax are going to be between 7-11 degrees C. Very odd.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

I’d just like to say, Best Wishes for a Merry Christmas, to all you ‘salty surf cats’, at Beach-Grit.
Neg too.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

you “became angry at the World Surf League”? As if you/we (The People) haven’t been mocking it since it’s inception.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Calf the man I used to be…

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

Ooh i can’t wait but im sitting on a dune looking at north burleigh about to go grab my board. Ridin the js monsterbox today dont judge me

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Surfads coming in hot in a coupla days, if test results come back in time. Looks like a little bit of swell inbound too?

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Couple of fun ones. Burleigh point was breaking but my bro in law cant jump off the rocks so went north. Its gonna rain for the next few days so it should be clean waves when u get here

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Sweet. All hinges in our test result coming back in time to cross the border – two days and waiting currently

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Or in Chas’s case
…spin the tale of the honky…

P.S.
But only if they have the cash

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

GoPro video (with bonus drone angles) out on fansonly soon…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Found a Reindeer at the pub.
Took it home… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Seasons greetings

frank
frank
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

we wouldn’t be your buddies if we didn’t say the truth, she’s a cow, bro

merry xmas and god bless us, every f’n one

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Reply to  frank

It’s a steer actually…haha
(Fresh from the pole via Bondi)

frank
frank
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

I stand (gender) corrected my good sir!

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

You drink VB? I thought you were a home bru duud?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

VB in the daytime
HB in the nighttime…

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

I’ll open it later

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
4 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

What happened to Pete?

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

I’m guessing he’s catching up on all those podcasts he said he’d listen to later

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

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