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Australia’s most famous beaches considering permanently banning hydrofoils: “There’s a danger of the boards and the fins making contacts with people’s heads.”

America's most famous beaches next?

What a wild wild rollercoaster the hydrofoil has been riding these last few years, rising from relative obscurity to the water tool of choice for the world’s sixth richest man Mark Zuckerberg. “Do you foil, bro?” heard in beach adjacent parking lots the world over. Foil self videos posted to Instagram with increasing regularity.

“Look mom, I’m flying.”

But with wild popularity comes increased scrutiny, anger even, and now the council’s governing Sydney’s most famous beaches are considering permanently banning them from the water.

Randwick and Waverly, covering Maroubra, Bondi and Tamarama, are currently gathering feedback from the population and will deliver a verdict next month.

“For safety reasons, hydrofoil surfboards are not permitted at our beaches,” a spokesperson told The Guardian. “This is due to the safety risks posed by their high speed [compared to that of a surfboard], the metal-like keel that raises the board out of the water and the usually crowded conditions in the water. We do not have any reported instances of injuries involving these boards due to the low volume of foil boarders visiting our beaches and the proactive approach by the lifeguards. Council is aware of injuries at other beaches/waterways caused by foil boards that have resulted in significant trauma to the casualty.

Andrew Crawford, who owns H2O foils, might almost agree with the potential ban.

“In reality, there’s an element of danger, the same as there is with a conventional surfboard,” he said. “There’s a danger of the boards and the fins making contacts with people’s heads. Because there’s an extended mast, which is like a knife in the water, and the wing which is attached to the bottom of the mast, if it does come in contact with people, it could cause quite an injury. From that perspective, I can see the council’s wariness.”

He also likened foils to cars and said, “If handled sensibly, I don’t see a major issue, as long as they keep well clear of designated swimming areas and other surfers.”

So, is foiling a buy or a sell? If Sydney bans will the dominos topple or will Mark Zuckerberg bury the news?

Much to ponder.

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Puzzled

On California beaches, it’s common to reserve swim only zones, which require surfers to walk further down the beach. The lifeguards simply post flags visible to surfers off shore to designate these zones.

Jack Donald

Nice ADS smh. Only for the uneducated to believe and click. 👎

longtrail

Seeing the photo of Schmuckerburg made me think, “Where’s the Orcas and Great Whites when we needed them!?”

Arthur Baptista

Foil and Zuckerberg sucks!!!

Monkeynutz

Everyone needs their safe space and coloring books I guess. 🙄

Michael Cole

Can not stand foils. Last time I saw a foil near swimers a nearby fisherman put some nets with floaters out.
The foil did not last long before it was being dragged back to shore never to be seen again.

Hot stuff

Very cute

Aaron Trochelman

Australia has gone full tyranny…. America should probably invade

Hot stuff

I’ve never been.

Hot stuff

Its so over

channelbottom

Birds aren’t real.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

They speak the truth.
Fact.

Dead Beat

They can have Maroochy river and where ever Mark Zuckerberg is

Hot stuff

Just trying to stay alive bro, its tuff

channelbottom

Did I miss some drama on the Pelican story? Is that why it’s shuttered?

Hot stuff

You should come with me

Gil Gunderson

Unfuckingbelievable

Dogsnuts

Let them take ownership of one break and give us an all time Gladiator pit of carnage. What wave though?

Gil Gunderson

Cyclops

Dogsnuts

Not Gladiator enough, give Tamarama.

Capt Sensible

Has anyone in West Oz got any inside into the story going arround that a few locals in margaret river seriously took it to a large group of tourists in the carpark at the surf point ??

channelbottom

ooh juicy. need to know more.

Capt Sensible

Yea but its a longshot i heard it 3 hand up the coast , so may well be bullshit.

channelbottom

Even better. Why not write it up yourself? You could really add legs to it.
See if you can tick off all the BG bingo card points: sharks, foils, woop etc.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Was it taj and his anti vax goons.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Sounds good mate. Been a while since I’ve put some holes in the brain.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Every time I login to my work shift at BG, more holes appear in mine.

Hot stuff

Yeah it’s so hard.


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