“Just like the ocean floor, you’re relatively unexplored. Who are you?”
Vintage pop sensation Crowded House, the New Zealand troupe best known for their 1987 chart topper Don’t Dream It’s Over, have built the official video for their latest song entirely around old WSL footage of Kelly Slater at the Pipeline Masters.
The lyrics pack an emotional punch, wise and joyous, the almost fifty-year-old Slater’s moves entwining Neil Finn’s words like an old vine.
LYRICS:
Let’s go
The world awaits
Or save it for a rainy day above you
We can try
All kinds of ways
To send me to an early grave below you
It wouldn’t hurt to hear you say
Although it’s just a turn of phrase
“I love you”
And in the dark
I hear the call
It feels like love isn’t hard at all
The sun comes up and I see you lost in thought
Those eyes are miles away
They’ll take your mind on holiday
Where are you?
I’ll help you
Remember
A man works hard
To find his shape
Knowing where he stands
And how much of this he can take
The song the siren’s make
Getting loud as the swell’s about to break
And will I float when the life boat goes under?
Just like the ocean floor
You’re relatively unexplored
Who are you?
And from the deep
I hear the call
It feels like love isn’t hard at all
My head comes up and I’m ready
Fear no more
Engagement on the song after one-and-a-half months live has been subdued, twenty k plays or thereabouts.
The video comes as the band announced their collaboration with Slater’s famously sustainable clothing brand Outerknown, offering two different tees at forty-three American dollars on the US site (eight-four Australian dollars on the Australian site) apiece, and a sweater for two c-notes Australian or a hundred and twenty if you’re buying from the US site.
Hell of an exchange rate.

2022 not shaping up well
Easiest way to spot the kooks: they are wearing surf brands. 100% accurate
Crowded Trousers , they are possibly the worst band ever out of Aus (well actually new Zealand but somehow we got saddled with them) , Tim (or is it neal) finn a total fucken wanker to boot
Seems like a good fit with ol baldy
Oh sorry Tim Rodgers is worse, a bigger wanker also but hey no point splitting hairs
Bollocks, can’t be WSL footage if it’s old!
Whoops I now see I had put the country name for the $1 exchange around the wrong way.
My excuse is that my mother’s ancestors didn’t carry the monetarily accurate East Mediterranean gene…hehe
I just shot 2 videos for his brother
This is probably the worst song I’ve ever heard
Probably the second worst… https://youtu.be/bIdVDfl3zNY
Crowded Outhouse..
Dear Kelly, all I fucking need from you at this stage in my life is a diet and training book/dvd. How’s about giving back to the culture instead of cashing in constantly…
Sustainability… Love or the $80 outerknown tee… the tee wins.
This is the shittest film clip I’ve watched this year. And coincidentally…ever!
How awful…
P.S.
Oi Dezza
How come you can’t use an online currency converter ?
The US-Aus exchange rate HAS NEVER been at those rates and NEVER WILL be.
$ 43 US = $ 60 Aus
$ 60 US = $ 83 Aus
$ 1 US = $ 0.72 Aus
(whoops I mean, $ 1 US = $1.38, not the other way round)
It appears that the monetarily accurate East Mediterranean gene carried by your mothers ancestors has skipped you…
Clumsy phrasing in story (so what’s new etc), price on the US site for the tee is 43, price on the Australian sit is 84, not me doin’ the sums. US gets the ring, Australians get the finger, as they say.
84 bucks for a cum rag, bit exxy
You also didn’t watch the video you reported on… Fiji footage too
Thank Christ they didn’t let him sing.
What an utterly boring collaboration between a bunch of has beens. How much of this shit could they possibly sell? What’s the best case scenario, 20 t-shirts?
Crowded closet.
April 1 is months away
Meanwhile a certain Paul McCartney used Craig Anderson in his music video.
https://youtu.be/XMmtw5yZNEY
The difference is that this was actually cut to suit the tune a bit more. The Kelly footage was just an old highlight reel they found lying around and stuck the music on top. Sounds like Paul is going a bit heavier in his old age. Good on him.
Another difference is that it’s Paul Mc-fucking-Cartney, not some two hit wonders from the 1980s
Could this possibly be the whitest thing that’s ever happened?
Whiter than a Steve Nug whiter than list.
it’s pretty fucking white.
MSC conest
Once Surfline Man starts playing it on loop, it will get even whiter.
https://youtu.be/tRmOU93ar8o
..how about this?
Wasn’t really feeling it.
The best thing about Crowded House is that live DVD they made filmed outside the Sydney Opera House. Someone in the crowd yells out “New Zealand sucks!” and Tim (or is it Neil) goes “yeah, we know!”
It’s only natural these two join forces. Outerknown make great gear for four seasons in one day and must admit I’ve nearly given into temptation to hand over my sheckles for something so strong. OK, I’m done, wifey said I better be home soon.
tell her “please don’t be mean to me”…
She’d just give me the kill eye…