Celebrated Hollywood funnyman Jonah Hill set to shutter $9 million “windowless monolith” in Malibu Colony and move to tropical Waikiki as announced in post from girlfriend Sarah Brady, “Two more months and we get to call this gorgeous place home!”

"The island will be blessed to have you."

Academy Award nominated actor-cum-director Jonah Hill will move from his nine-million dollar “windowless monolith” with its 3600 square feet of lebensraum in Malibu Colony, a guarded, gated beachfront setup footsteps from the point made famous by anti-hero Miki Dora, according to a post, since edited, from his girlfriend Sarah Brady. 

Brady a twenty-ish environmental activist and anthropologist with a bachelor degree in Cognitive Science & Sustainability from the University of California, Santa Cruz (2015-2019) posted a photo of her and Hill at Waikiki, the pair sitting side by side on their respective logs, hands tenderly imprisoned, a secret fire burning only for each other, Hill’s hair flying like a golden banner, Diamond Head perfectly framed behind the lovers. 

“Two more months and we get to call this gorgeous place home,” writes Brady.

A roll call of well-wishers, and one comic replying to Hill’s quip that he was going to marry all our mamas, were quick to offer congratulations. 

same!! we might be moving around the same time

I’ll be there in May. What would you like for a house warming gift? 

The Island will be blessed to have you. ❤️❤️❤️. Our daughter is still there. Maybe you’ll meet some day.

So cool of you to stick with him after he proposed to my mom

Shortly after making the post, the caption was edited to read, “Really missing this.” Gone the mention of moving to Oahu.

Was the cat let out of the bag too early? 

Or was thirty-eight-year-old Hill, a surf veteran of two years and whose modernist mansion came with deeded beach rights, hit with a sudden reluctance to shuck his Malibu crown?

Pray for Ukraine etc.