A bold sexual revolutionary with a truly obscene ruthlessness!
The former-pro-surfer-and-comic-turned-DJ Paul Fisher, who trades under the stage name FISHER and who makes provocative videos that’ll make you want to twist your nipples in the dark, has revealed a bank of sexually explicit homosexual fantasies on the podcast Darling Shine!
FISHER, you’ll remember, delighted bar patrons in Las Vegas last year by gatecrashing his wife’s thirtieth birthday celebration at an all-male revue, performing a striptease act of his own, twitching like a dynamo and simulating forced fellatio, cunnilingus and coitus live on stage.
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You can sense his hate for the legions of vaginally frigid out there, preferring the souped-up voltage of a clitoris ready to spring.
And, now, on a podcast hosted by his wife Chloe and her pal Ellidy Pullin, FISHER has revealed his most explicit sexual fantasies.
“I would definitely have to fuck Hemsworth,” said FISHER as he played a game called Fuck, Marry, Kill, “That thing, imagine slapping that fucking arse, it’s pretty good.”
Host Emily suggested FISHER should marry Hemsworth thereby guaranteeing multiple sexual excursions.
FISHER then nominated the mixed martial artist and former UFC champion in both the featherweight and lightweight divisions Conor McGregor as someone whom he would enjoy getting down on his knees behind and examining the machine more attentively before, cock stiff as a drainpipe and as red as a cheap piece of fishing tackle, working away like a billy goat.
FISHER nominated another UFC fighter, Luke Rockhold, as the person he would kill.
In the same podcast, FISHER and Chloe also talk of the travails of trying to have a kid via IVF.
A mixed bag, as they say.
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Derek Rielly – the king of written genitalia.
Yes i tried listening to the girls last year, im not sure im up for another attempt, but there seems to be plenty that are.
DR was born to write this article.
Riveting…
mma is GAY. Yay!
Bet you’d love to jump in that mix dez!
D’Reks mate, Paul Fister
King of Soiboi [pppffffftttt]
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Genius.
That tour was so sick.
Fish surfed the penis board better than most of the CT. Vid exists, ripping.
Would fisher have the highest tally of any QS surfer from the 00’s era ?
Until he got married
annnd this is what happens when you’ve got access to far too much cocaine
Holy shit just got one of these ads served while reading this post… guy has a residency in Vegas!?! Get that $$$ Fish!
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Looks like 4 nights in March. Still rad. Great act. Type of personality the WSL has no usage for. Maybe can’t afford.
I thought he just had one song.