GOATs on parade!
Wow but it seemed like an eternity to arrive at this moment, this time, when our professional surfers and surfettes will once again paddle from shore into pitched competition with each other and with nature.
Jordy Smith appears in heat one. Kanoa Igarashi heat two. Kelly Slater, who is sometimes called the Greatest of All-Time, or GOAT, joins us for heat three. Will the women surf today? Will they even kick the event right off? Impossible to know.
Exciting times and made more so by enjoying with your very best friends in the comments. Watch here or here. Comment below.
Monsanto crop dusting might have caused remediation with legal runoff watershed, apparently nothing to see here today.
Koa’s 7 was a gross over score. Last wave, he did nothing but surf ugly the whole wave then an ugly strait legged re-entry. For that people want him to get a 6 or more? Please. As others have said, you don’t get to beat the GOAT with that kinda weak shit.
Oh well. Missed that huh?
Been home schooling all day.
Sheeeeeeit
BL said it. Koa was robbed
I thought the score was fair. They replayed Kelly’s 5.7 (or whatever it was) and had three or 4 turns. Koa snowboarded it until the last section. It was a big hack but only one real turn on the wave.
did nothing the whole wave then a ugly re-entry. Good riddance!
Yep and thats why BL needs to be shown the door.
Fuck.. Ciao is sponno’d by Ford now.. Don’t think his BG coin is needed anymo
what a waste of crowdfunded 10K on a wsl pro surfer
WTF is this 805 stuff?
Steel Reserve for men who use beard oil
Fucken hipsters
wanna be IPA
only allowed to look at it if over 21 – must be seppo then
Will the post show mention the women’s round?
Hell nah! Bet they mention Tyler the creator out on caddy duty though!
IS Pipe good when Sunset is breaking? Too big?
That last overhead shot seemed to show all the outer reefs washing through down towards Pipe. I’m no expert, but I’d say too big!
At this size too big but Sunset is still fun when small. Good winds for Sunset can be crosshore at pipe. Don’t bother with either go Diamond Head and check out some hot Japanese bodyboarder chicks asses.
Someone onsite please tag the jetski with this
Pupo gets a dirty turd
Joe, Rosie and BL,,, Fuck that.
Good thing it’s last heat..
Bay for the arvo sesh!!
Scoop up Pupo.. haha c’mon
Botelho having flashbacks
Always the best cutman in the biz.
Looks too wide and flat up front to me
Tokoros look great at pipe. A bit too wafery out at sunset
14th reefing
same
cant wait for a tour without two pupos
“…umm yeah”