Inspired by World Surf League mantra,
Nantucket activist introduces bylaw that would allow topless
sunbathing for all genders: “This is really antiquated and this is
inequality. Some men have bigger breasts than I do!”
By Chas Smith
Dominos of institutional sexism fall!
The World Surf League has proudly, loudly,
beaten its breast these past few years as champions of equality and
champions it is, equalizing pay between men and women, having them
surf the exact same waves on lightly different days, running many
advertisements with the word “equality” while also using the
hashtag “#equality.”
Aside from female longboarders, who have become cannon fodder
for the League, this message of samsies is resonating from the
halls of Santa Monica all the way across the nation to the tony
beaches of Nantucket floating, there, just south of Boston. Dorthy
Stover, a resident, was on the warm sand this last summer and
infuriated that she could not take her top off and enjoy some extra
vitamin D just like her male counterparts.
It is, currently, illegal for women to de-layer, a right solely
possessed by men, and so Stover has activated and is introducing a
bylaw that declares “In order to promote equality for all persons,
any person shall be allowed to be topless on any public or private
beach within the Town of Nantucket,” for which to be voted upon in
May.
Stover told the Cape Cod Times,
“This is really antiquated and this is inequality. Some men have
bigger breasts than I do. Nantucket has a history of fighting for
equality,” and feels that passing the bylaw will decrease people
feeling insecure about their curves (save the men with large
breasts). “I’m not saying that everybody has to be topless. I want
to support the love of the body.”
Back in Santa Monica, though, do you imagine pride and joy is
resonating back and forth from World Surf League CEO Erik Logan’s
office down to World Surf League commissioner Jessi
Miley-Dyer’s?
The dominos of institutional sexism falling all thanks to
professional surfing?
Let’s hope.
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The suit stems from the 2020 Nazaré Tow
Surfing Challenge, held on February 11, 2020. During the event,
Botelho was involved in the infamous jet ski crash that made
international headlines, where he and his partner, Hugo Vau, were
thrown more than 20 feet in the air. The chaos of the accident led
Albee Layer to state, “Our lives are clickbait.”
Star of big-wave tour sues World Surf
League alleging “gross negligence, fraudulent concealment,
intentional and negligent misrepresentation” following near-fatal
wipeout at 2020 Nazaré event, “Our lives are clickbait!”
By Cedar Hobbs
"When the big-wave star was pulled from the water,
he had no pulse. It took more than a minute for medical personnel
to revive him."
On February 9, 2022, the noted Portuguese big wave
surfer and 2019 Big Wave Tour top-six finisher, Alexandre Antonio
Keja Botelho sued the World Surf League in California state
court.
Bill Sharp, the General Manager of the Big Wave World Tour, and
Scott Eggers, the Safety Director of the Big Wave World Tour, were
also named as defendants.
The suit stems from the 2020 Nazaré Tow Surfing Challenge, held
on February 11, 2020. During the event, Botelho was involved in a
jet ski crash that made international headlines, where he and his
partner, Hugo Vau, were thrown more than 20 feet in the air. The
chaos of the accident led Albee Layer to state, “Our lives are
clickbait.”
During the event, Botelho and Vau were launched into the air
after trying to drive out of the impact zone following one of
Botelho’s rides.
Botelho landed on the ski, striking both his head and chest,
rendering him unconscious.
According to Botelho, he was unconscious in the water for up to
six minutes before he was pulled from the sea not breathing.
Earlier rescue attempts were made by his tow partner Alemao Edilson
Luis da Assuncio, but Botelho was not saved until he drifted close
enough to the shore to be reached by rescue personnel.
When Botelho was pulled from the water, he had no pulse. It took
more than a minute for medical personnel to revive him. He also
suffered a perforated lung and was rushed to the hospital in
critical condition after vomiting water on the beach.
After arriving at the hospital, Botelho had to be intubated (a
medical procedure where a tube is inserted into the trachea) for
“machine-assisted breathing.” According to the complaint, Botelho
“required his lungs to be drained and further suffered a bacterial
infection in his lungs from the sea water.” He remained in
intensive care for a week and had to be hospitalized for fifteen
days.
Further, Botelho alleged psychological injuries from the
accident, including “nightmares of the drowning, sleep and mood
disturbance, and a gradually dissipating fear of entering ocean
water again.”
He also lost various sponsorships and income as a result of his
inability to compete.
Botelho alleged claims of: (1) negligence/gross negligence; (2)
fraudulent concealment; (3) intentional misrepresentation; and (4)
negligent misrepresentation. He seeks damages for past and future
expenses and loss of revenue, as well as punitive damages and
attorney’s fees.
According to Botelho, the WSL greatly exaggerated the event’s
safety measures and then coerced competitors into signing waivers
of liability after competitors realized the promised safety
measures were not present.
In the months before the event, Botelho and other surfers became
concerned about the adequacy of the safety measures proposed by the
WSL, prompting the surfers to propose “that each team be provided
with a budget to assemble their own, hand-picked safety team.”
According to the complaint, the WSL agreed to the proposal that
“each team [would] have a dedicated water safety jet ski and driver
shadowing them while in the water and three radios and a dedicated
channel per team for communication.”
The WSL, through Bill Sharp, also communicated a three-layer
safety plan: the first being the team member on the ski to make
pickups; the second a “dedicated Safety Support pilot and jet ski
to pick up a surfer in the event the team member is unable to do
so;” and the third being medical personnel position on the
shore.
According to the complaint, this plan “was deemed by virtually
every surfer invited to participate in the Nazaré event as
unsatisfactory” and the WSL was allegedly made aware of the
discontent via a group email.
The surfers, including Botelho, were concerned about the lack of
an additional safety layer. They insisted on the presence of an
additional jet ski carrying a rescue swimmer “dedicated to the
rescue and pickup of any hurt, unconscious, or in distress
surfer.”
To comply, the WSL allegedly agreed to hire Kalani Lattanzi to
be the rescue swimmer; according to the complaint he was listed in
this role in the WSL Information Kit provided to the
competitors.
The complaint alleges that the WSL failed to take any steps to
implement the safety measures promised to the surfers. Further, it
alleges the WSL “willfully and fraudulently” concealed this
failure.
The WSL also allegedly never contacted Lattanzi, the agreed upon
rescue swimmer.
The complaint alleges further failures on behalf of the WSL: (1)
failure to provide a dedicated Safety Support jet ski driver to
shadow each team; (2) failure to provide working radios to each
team’s spotter; (3) failure to provide three promised radios to
each team, resulting in Botelho’s spotter’s inability to
communicate with safety personnel; (4) failure to provide any
rescue swimmer; (5) failure to provide “the minimum number of
experienced water safety individuals anticipated by the
competitors;” (6) failure to implement “a clear structure” and to
assign responsibilities to water safety personnel; (7) failure to
place a strategy to address emergencies; and (8) failure to train
and equip lifeguards on the beach with the necessary lifesaving
equipment.
The competitors did not become aware of the WSL’s alleged
misrepresentations until the eve of the event. When competitors did
become aware of the inadequate safety measures, some refused to
sign the required agreement between the individual and WSL. The
agreement included a waiver of liability.
In response, the WSL allegedly told surfers they would not be
permitted to compete if they did not sign the agreement. According
to the complaint, many competitors felt pressured to sign the
agreement due in part to costs associated with traveling and
training for Nazaré and perceived obligations to sponsors.
When Botelho signed the agreement, he was still not fully aware
of the extent of the WSL’s alleged misrepresentations.
According to the complaint, after signing, he still was under
the impression that Lattanzi would be acting as a rescue
swimmer.
The complaint alleges that the confluence of these factors,
notably the lack of an independent rescue swimmer, resulted in
Botelho’s injuries.
In August of 2021, HBO announced the series had been renewed for
a second season.
The 2022 Nazaré Tow Surfing Challenge took place on February 10,
a day after Botelho’s suit was filed.
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World Surf League CEO, self-appointed
Greatest of All-Time, Erik Logan hobnobs with famous rapper Snoop
Dogg at Super Bowl while making mysterious hand gesture!
By Chas Smith
#snoopup
World Surf League CEO Erik Logan’s kingdom may
be smoldering due an internecine war with longboarders that sparked
to life late last week but that is not enough to stop the self-appointed Greatest of
All-Time from being out amongst it.
Logan, who hails from Oklahoma though currently lives in the Los
Angeles area beachside hamlet Manhattan Beach, drove the short 9
miles to Inglewood and SoFi Stadium in order to attend the Super
Bowl on Sunday.
The “Big Game” featured Los Angeles’s Rams versus Cincinnati’s
Bengals and was quite a thriller with the Rams squeaking out
victory in the end.
While the action on the field proved exciting, it was the
halftime show, featuring Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Blige and
Eminem, that captivated Logan. He took to Instagram, sometime in
the early evening, to post a photo standing next to the
aforementioned Snoop Dogg, including the cryptic caption “#snoopup
post snoop if you got em.”
Logan’s hand, possibly making some signal, has been
whited-out.
Snoop Dogg is wearing dark sunglasses. Logan is wearing
spectacles and his eyes appear lightly glazed.
What do imagine was his Super Bowl drink order?
A cosmopolitan?
Long Island ice tea?
Decaffeinated coffee with Laird Hamilton’s non-dairy Superfood
creamer?
Hmmmm.
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Malibu heavy Jonah Hill throws his lot in
with Joel Tudor as World Surf League pushed to breaking point in
its ill-conceived war against longboarding!
By Chas Smith
Victory is nigh.
Last week, smoke unexpectedly filled the
horizon as the World Surf League declared war on
professional longboarding. It all began with a rumor that Santa
Monica was considering decimating the longboard tour, slashing it
from three events to one. 2021’s longboard champion and great
polemicist Joel Tudor took to Instagram
to demand account, illustrating how heavy the League
leaned upon his favored dance in their promotion and how much
better it did, engagement-wise, than its shortboard sister.
World Surf League commissioner and “head of the longboard tour”
Jessi Miley-Dyer decided to respond, via letter, to all
professional longboarders but willfully misrepresented the thrust
of Tudor’s argument. Tudor published the
missive and open warfare raged across the land
interrupted, though, by a combination of Super Bowl weekend and
Valentine’s Day.
The WSL has decided that after a successful season, even
during a pandemic, of the World Longboard Tour to cancel it and
turn it into a one stop event. This was decided upon after not only
crowning two amazing champions but after claiming that there was
not enough “online engagement” (which is so far from the
truth.
There are many reasons why this is disappointing. The first
in my mind, is that while the WSL has made huge progress in equal
prize money and equal events for men and women on the WCT, the
women’s CT still has only 18 surfers so equal opportunity has not
yet been addressed. Meanwhile, the Longboard World Tour has
provided a home for women long boarders with women have huge
ownership over the longboard tour and women longboarders widely
being considered the premier division of the tour.
Etc.
Damaging enough in and of itself. Devastating considering it has
been shared by Malibu heavy and heir to Miki Dora’s throne Jonah
Hill to his 3.5 million followers.
Hill, a longboarder of note, will no doubt force the World Surf
League to expand the Longboard World Tour by many events leaving
Miley-Dyer ‘s reputation as a great tactician in tatters.
Where will the instrument of unconditional surrender be
signed?
Somewhere picturesque like Reims, Germany?
At Rip Curl’s Torquay headquarters?
Hill’s Malibu home?
Other?
Much to consider.
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House described as “floating masterpiece”
set to smash price record for sleepy beach town hitherto more
famous for its marauding Great White sharks and male-on-female surf
rage!
By Derek Rielly
Spot the Great Whites and beat-downs from infinity
balcony!
A five-bedroom, four shitter compound that appears to
float over the ocean has gone on the market in sleep old Lennox
Head, near Byron Bay, for a pretty wild twenty-five mill
plus Australian dollars.
The joint at 40 Blue Seas Parade runs over three levels and
features a fifty-foot infinity pool, twenty-foot ceilings, a
ten-seat indoor cinema, a six-car garage, mirrored elevator and a
tub that looks like it was carved out of a single piece of
rock.