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World’s most loved surf broadcaster in wild Great White encounter at Byron Bay as sharks feed on livestock following devastating floods!

Beloved surf identity calls for prudence in the ocean as sharks driven insane by floating cows.

It would hardly be a stretch to describe Jedaum Smith, co-host of the insanely popular podcast Ain’t That Swell, as one of the world’s most loved surf broadcasters.

Smith is rowdy and insolent, rarely sycophantic, contains an infectious vivacity and is, I think, at the zenith of his powers. 

(His writing, which is part Hemingway, part Gertrude Stein, part Mao Zedong, is a highlight on the Stab website.)

Almost tragedy then, yesterday, when a Great White shark, likely a juvie, six feet or so, lit up in a feeding frenzy next to Smith and former champion Western Australian surfer Geremy Blake at Belongil, that gorgeous sandspit that runs north of Byron Bay. 

The pair were surfing four-foot brown-water tubes when the shark hit, “smashed a fish near me and Gezza and did a triple spinning pike flip,” says Smith, who issued a public service announcement about the encounter, warning surfers of the danger of sharks, all gassed up and feisty as hell as they feed on livestock washed into the ocean. 

“Twenty cows headed out the Tweed River from Murwillumbah. Watch them Noahs,” warned Smith. 

Belongil ain’t a stranger to hits from Whites.

Three years ago, a Byron surfer had to be airlifted to hozzy after being bitten on the thigh by a juvie White.

A pal described the scene as, “a lot of thrashing and splashing. He started screaming, we didn’t realise until we paddled back to the beach that there was a big chunk taken out of his leg. There was a lot of blood, a lot of bleeding. When I heard the screams he was making in the water and then I saw a chunk of his board floating off, that’s when I realised it was pretty bad. He was conscious but … his eyes were drifting around a bit, he seemed a bit dizzy. He was saying his breathing was labouring … overall I think he was alright, he was just in a bit of shock.”

A good time to be prudent in the surf.

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FelipesFrontFoot

Usually only plumbers make that much!

Craven Morehead

With California on his mind 🤣

Sit down to pee

Surf journalists aren’t what they used to be. Derek Hynd paddled back out and surfed J Bay alone minutes after Fanning’s shark attack.

Gil Gunderson

Are you kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiding me!?

MyGFsChinese

THE MAESTRO OF MICRODOSING bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah fucking tool

Chazz Michael Michaels

I’d like to read Jed without getting a Stab sub.

I’ve been considering getting a Stab sub. Does that make me a cunt?

Mikey – if you’re reading – give me a free subscription.

channelbottom

I thought you were independently wealthy now with your Bitcoin haul? Monarch of a Glen? Laird McChazzles?

Chazz Michael Michaels

Ha, I sold a bit early but still with enough to pay off all my debts. That in itself feels pretty wealthy. But I’ve got bad habits, as you know.

Got some stickers in the mail at work yesterday, btw! Thanks, they look quality. World Surf Legume is a belter.

channelbottom

Debt free is good. Enjoy!

NS

Well yeah of cause there’s sharks. Read the room. Give it some time. Maybe grab a broom and help clean up a flooded town. Mullum, Ballina

Beef & Beer

Jedaum ?
Interesting…
Is his girlfriend named Lafawnduh ?

P.S.
What’s the officially measured ‘distance between the eyes to headwidth ratio’ to determine his tendencies for truthfulness ?

Captain Wack
AI (for ever) .

Fact Check- counted 17 ” cows” in supplied photo, several may be no more than logs.

NEGATRON

LA elite clientele.
Good on him, gotta pay your dues and put up with a lot of arseholes and issues to climb that totem pole.

Beef & Beer

Did you just call Connors mothers father an arsehole with issues ?

NEGATRON

His Dads just a successful Chippie.

Beef & Beer

True, his dad is a ‘successful chippie’, but also, his mum’s dad always ensured that his daughters children were always going to be well taken care of, and has spent his whole life trying not to be careless, women and children can afford to be careless, but not men…

Otto

Ha…that’s a safe bet. She’ll probably bust out a “No Fear” sticker just to complete the ensemble.

Otto

That’s her “secret turn”. Well, the turn is obviously not secret, anymore, but it’s name was, up until now. That turn is called the “dead cow floating by”. Go figure, right?

astro

A bloated fat cow ?

@surfads

Jeez it was solid this morning here. If the low hit just that bit further south and we got the offshore wind like up the coast it would have been monumental.

Not that I would have went out,

brutus

we just have to cull/eliminate all juveniles……everywhere

Beef & Beer

Humans ?
Or sharks ?
Turkeys ?
Or Peacocks ?
Jedaums ?
Or Lafawnduhs ?

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Could probably milk the contents of this story for a few days.

Stick man

Chocolate milk.

Travis Edgar

Cows with guns!

Gil Gunderson

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

janeausten

Thanks for the use of “Hozzy”, Derek. That term instantly triggers memories of family meals from the 70’s – chops, boiled peas, mashed spuds and maybe cabbage, with mum telling dad how Aunty Noelene had to be taken to the Hozzy. Problems “down below”.

RQ.

Hozzy is a new one to me… added to the lexicon with no delay!

Low wide stinkbug stance

We always called it “hostipul”.

Waterproof Polo

Yeah fuck that. The GW’s must be just feasting hardcore right now. Post rain event surfs always freak me out.

Occ Topus

Let’s see… spot where shark attacks have occurred, muddy brown floodwaters, tempting bait (dead cows) floating around. I know… let’s go for a surf! Genius.

disqus_00d1gIXedO

Surfing whenever a river mouth blows out is ALWAYS a bad idea. When I lived in central and south America the chocolatey sandbar tubes were too much to resist and then giant logs that’d I be bobbing next to would blink. Logs don’t blink. But the caimans and crocs that lived hidden in mangroves went to FEED along with every form of tropical shark. Santa Clara River mouth at home here = same/same. SKETCHY

Some Guy

But I’ll be damned if that wave isn’t epic when the river blows. Really hard to resist. Surfed it solo one random arvo ten years back or so. Perfect wedging brown lefts and rights. Kept my feet up and was tripping the whole time but I couldn’t pass it up.

@surfads

Yeah a bloke got bit there at the Tamarindo / grande river mouth a few years back. Ferk dat


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