The ideal man?
Matt George, days ago, wrote an art criticism piece worthy of the ages comparing Snapper Rocks to Dante’s Purgatorio and wow. Did you read? Love? I haven’t dipped into the comments yet but have to think you did. Surfing reaching into the heights of high culture matters and means something and I can’t imagine anything other than real applause.
Well, in response to these new things, this certain information that has come to light, I sorted my eye and examined a recent piece by the august Derek Rielly titled WORLD SURFING CHAMPION GABRIEL MEDINA REUNITES WITH HALF-SISTER AND SURF PRODIGY SOPHIA FOLLOWING BREAKUP OF MARRIAGE TO SPORTS ILLUSTRATED MODEL YASMIN BRUNET AND RAPPROCHEMENT WITH ESTRANGED MOM AND STEP DADDY, “MY LITTLE ONE!”
High art in and of itself but I found myself drawn down to the sand, down to Gabriel Medina’s feet.
Examine.
Have you seen before?
Yes you have. Directly on Michelangelo’s David standing tall and proud in Florence, Italy.
Which all begs the question. Is Gabriel Medina a high renaissance masterpiece, perfect in every single way?
Have a think. Respond below.
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You don’t want to get on Schabusiness end of that.
speaking of feet – day 41 of my 365 Karma sutra new book – there is gems coming – my wife getting there slowlyhttps://uploads.disqu… 8db8af2bf5511f33cf204.jpg
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No sense of smell and colour blind to boot….ain’t life grand!
Biggus Dickus….tickus tockus, chazzus smithus..
I’ve heard through some people who are VERY closely connected to him that he’ll NEVER go back to contest surfing, EVER.
Instead he’s going to embark on a new life as a designer of handmade wallpaper, ceramic tiles, and soft furnishings etc.
Apparently he’s been indulging in watercolour painting for some time and is now keen to translate his ideas into different mediums that will feature exclusively in a soon to be opened Malibu boutique in partnership with a certain Charles Smith Esq.
Watch this space…
He’s got better legs than his step sis!
Well sorta, either way that was a tough wank
Pffft…
That’s not even two feet in Hawaii.
QUESTION: WHY IS SELF PROCLAIMED ‘GOAT OF SURF JOURNALISM’, CURRENTLY MARRIED AMERICAN CHAS SMITH INSPECTING MEDINAS FEET?
fixed the headline for you.
As a surfer I frequently smoke myself into high culture.
Yes,I.
Ha!
What happened to his third world title?
I guess it was unmemorable.
No.
Medina is more like an Eagle perched atop a neighbor’s dead tree watching the cooped up brainless chooks eating scraps, deciding which one he’s going to pick off first.
Lex Fridman and now Renaissance art. Targeting a new cohort??
Just dancing. Always dancing.
She’ll dance with you:
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That’s none of Scha-business.
If that masterpiece likes to fuck anything that’s in its way, then yes!
Haven’t paid attention to his feet as I’m too busy being served this ad 3 times per BG article. What comes first, the chicken or the egg dick? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
BG ads (like all internet ads) are personalised to the commenters own tastes through what you look at online.
For instance, the ads I see on BG are for real estate, heavy machinery, stock sales etc.
Presumably you search for very different sites…
Weird, I haven’t seen any ads about your mum yet
Considering that she’s 86 it’s obvious from your BG ads that you prefer frequenting men’s ‘medical’ (ahem ahem cough cough) sites than checking granny porn…
ever heard of Adblock?
This is DR’s trial run, before signing with the company. It’s the next Whoop.
You keep bringing this weak kid up. I’m still captivated by the gentleman in San Fran, that smashed the foil!
I’d put my dollars to your donuts that the weak kid you describe would wipe the floor with you and the old bald angry fort point local at the same time. I mean beat the fuck outta both of you, simultaneously.
Right. Sure he would. I think you’re just recreating a fantasy you have with him…
The Rip Curl Logo is based on Fibonacci numbers, Gabs is a living renaissance sculpture and it’s carnaval in Brazil which means everyone is back to having syphilis.
Is this article leaning toward some inference that Gaby has a tiny penis?
Slow news day Chas ?
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This is the most idiotic thing you have written to date Chas. Leave the homoerotic shit to Dez, he’s much better at it.
If you’ve never stood underneath him and stared up at his massive cock I’d recommend it. Quite something for another man to behold.
Yes, it’s pretty bad indeed.
I can’t help but think, however, that I’ve read a few other things by Chas that were even worse.
No homoeroticism intended! Is that all the high renaissance meant to you?