Surfing monkey re-emerges as physical representation of great evils caused by marijuana use in shameful public service announcement evoking WSL’s war against longboarding!

#IStandWithLongboarding

Now, this is an older public service announcement, first appearing on air over a decade ago, but has recently re-emerged, being freshly rolled out by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America as a perfect metaphor for the great evils associated with marijuana usage.

In it, a surfing monkey bank can be seen rotating while an announcer sells it as “great for graduations” etc. then throws to caller “Scott” in Nashville who just bought fifteen of them. His friends can be heard chuckling joyously in the background while “Scott” answers “Yeah” then joins their mirth.

ANTI MARIJUANA SURFING MONKEY PSA

The ominous words “Marijuana. A very expensive habit” pop onto screen.

Now, this would have been left a relic but as previously stated it has been re-issued and what could better represent the internecine war between the World Surf League and its longboarders? WSL played by the hostess who is trying to lowball the surfing monkey, slashing its price by near half while sneering at the fine young man and his happy friends wanting to save it.

Absolutely uncalled for and extremely rude.

#IStandWithLongboarding.

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Mike
Mike
4 years ago

This war was enviable because Putin didn’t own Ukraine anymore. The Ukraine coup was a people’s revolt. Probably engineered by shadow forces but… Putin is a tyrant and Ukrainians want freedom. I blame Obama and the rest also for not supporting them more. Kid gloves got us into this mess. Putin knew trump wasn’t going to put a stupid peace eco utopian ideology first. They were broke also because gas was dirt cheap. Cheers to you for being a patriot 🍻

Mike
Mike
4 years ago

So Ukrainians are fighting for what exactly? You make it sound like the belong to Russia. Russia has committed genocide there in the past. You have to go farther than a couple decades to know their history. And the American people will be the ones who will resist the great reset the most. Just ask Klas, Sorros, and Gates.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

No, didn’t mean to give that impression, my ranch pass ended mid 90’s and I was a little drakes devotee. My friend sold his house and I couldn’t buy another boat, after driving in, not to mention the rest of town was quiet still.

Didn’t really like St A’s anyway, little Malibu was fun.

clomics
clomics
4 years ago

If Nato was stronger, the ocean wouldn’t be acting like this.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
4 years ago

I didn’t make it to explore the reason for war or to debate with people pushing russian propaganda.
The meme is about an invader getting fucked by the people they came to kill.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
4 years ago

Putin invaded the sovereign nation of Ukraine in 2014. That is a fact. Not debatable. The meme’s premise stands.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

Marijuana is a hell of a drug to misquote Rick James

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

#IStandWithBongLording…

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

today was very good.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Almost as damning as the NZ gov’s drug driving ad https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Blaaaazzing hahaha
Exactly like most of the kids and parents in my local town haha

Though there’s heaps of meth heads too so about time they did a new ad…

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

Can’t decide whether Scott is joel tudor or dirk ziff.

astro
astro
4 years ago

Woozl is Tentative with some scheduled contests.
Chas articles are Tenuous, almost always.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

Tenuous is Genuous.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
4 years ago

About the other war currently raging https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

That’s the new environmentally friendly Russian tank. By removing the engine they have reduced emissions 100%

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

And runs on fairy dust, like this picture…..from “2016”

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

How long do you think this shit will last? And how about nuke weapons, what you say the % of use is?

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Yup this kunt started his shit around 2014.
Before that Stalin couldnt supress them and had to starve 4 mil before they capitulated.
Guess they don’t teach you that in call of duty.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
4 years ago

I got another one for you Chas….
https://www.today.com/video…

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Fucken Americans

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
4 years ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

That woman trainer is overweight and looks to be in terrible shape!

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

Mail It In Mondays


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