Living the surf-adjacent life.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, by all appearances, lives a gilded life. The world’s fifth richest man has a palatial Kauai spread, a best friend in Kai Lenny and a Caesar haircut that shows no sign of recession. But Zuckerberg is still human-adjacent, still leaks oil, has been programmed to feel like you or me and sometimes those feelings get hurt.
In a recent interview with Tim Ferriss, the popular podcaster and lifestyle guru, Zuckerberg responded to the question “how have you become comfortable with discomfort” thusly according to Business Insider:
The Meta CEO said he wakes up each morning to emails about what’s happening internally at Meta, along with the news of the day — all of which often includes “a fair amount of bad news and new things that I need to absorb,” he said.
If he goes straight into his day after that, “it’s almost like getting punched with a ton of new context,” Zuckerberg said.
To avoid that feeling, he’s started surfing or foiling — riding a hydrofoil board, which lifts you above the surface of the water — to take his mind off things for an hour or so.
“When you’re out there in the water, it’s pretty hard to focus on anything else,” Zuckerberg said. “When you’re on the board, you’re focused on making sure you stay on the board and don’t mess something up.”
When he returns to work afterward, he feels like the news has settled in and he’s ready to deal with whatever’s going on that day — stewing in bad news makes him less productive, he told Ferriss.
What in the world does “getting punched with a ton of new context” mean?
Mark Zuckerberg is almost people.
Lmao how is this not satire? Talk about low-integrity journalists, christ
He bought the election for Biden.
well I’d do the candy thingy… #allahuakbar (fuck, the ol’ comm board switcheroo again bg?)
Im happy for leftys to not take it
Hes proud of a place where you cant grope your wife in public.
Cunt.
Not a ‘Murfer’ ?
Meta + Surfer …?
Zuck should volunteer for the Azov battalion.
As if he doesn’t actually start his day soaking in a bath of black market monkey placentas while obsessively re-watching The Social Network.
More likely aborted black babies
Asian babies…
Anythings possible with these tools
After absorbing all the new daily context, Lead Algorithm “Mark Z.” surfs 15 foot waves, focusing on staying top of its board and finds that computing times decrease slightly.
The new zinc-covered face of surfing. To paraphrase Jim Carey “ we aren’t the cool club anymore.”
Fuck that guy
Sounds like he’s onto it. I wake up, have too much coffee and end up anxiously and pointlessly juggling around tasks in my head.
Breakfast of champions.
That would involve a ciggie.
Enjoy this one:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Punched with a ton of new context means getting ‘rogered up the poo chute’…
White-Face Book.
https://i.imgflip.com/6avmd…
I love reading an article yesterday and re-reading the same on BG the next day.
He also is smart enough to not use horse tranquilizers for his pain. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Believe it.
Maybe he could use an actual punch to the face so that he can calculate the difference and add it to his research on what it would be like to be humanoid.