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World’s fifth richest man Mark Zuckerberg opens up about toll low-integrity journalists take on his emotional health, shares secret to dealing with pain: “When you’re on the board, you’re focused on making sure you stay on the board and don’t mess something up.”

Living the surf-adjacent life.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, by all appearances, lives a gilded life. The world’s fifth richest man has a palatial Kauai spread, a best friend in Kai Lenny and a Caesar haircut that shows no sign of recession. But Zuckerberg is still human-adjacent, still leaks oil, has been programmed to feel like you or me and sometimes those feelings get hurt.

In a recent interview with Tim Ferriss, the popular podcaster and lifestyle guru, Zuckerberg responded to the question “how have you become comfortable with discomfort” thusly according to Business Insider:

The Meta CEO said he wakes up each morning to emails about what’s happening internally at Meta, along with the news of the day — all of which often includes “a fair amount of bad news and new things that I need to absorb,” he said.

If he goes straight into his day after that, “it’s almost like getting punched with a ton of new context,” Zuckerberg said.

To avoid that feeling, he’s started surfing or foiling — riding a hydrofoil board, which lifts you above the surface of the water — to take his mind off things for an hour or so.

“When you’re out there in the water, it’s pretty hard to focus on anything else,” Zuckerberg said. “When you’re on the board, you’re focused on making sure you stay on the board and don’t mess something up.”

When he returns to work afterward, he feels like the news has settled in and he’s ready to deal with whatever’s going on that day — stewing in bad news makes him less productive, he told Ferriss.

What in the world does “getting punched with a ton of new context” mean?

Mark Zuckerberg is almost people.

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Avi Nerenberg
Avi Nerenberg
4 years ago

Lmao how is this not satire? Talk about low-integrity journalists, christ

makalapa10
makalapa10
4 years ago

He bought the election for Biden.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

well I’d do the candy thingy… #allahuakbar (fuck, the ol’ comm board switcheroo again bg?)

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Im happy for leftys to not take it

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Hes proud of a place where you cant grope your wife in public.
Cunt.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Not a ‘Murfer’ ?
Meta + Surfer …?

Shafts
Shafts
4 years ago

Zuck should volunteer for the Azov battalion.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

As if he doesn’t actually start his day soaking in a bath of black market monkey placentas while obsessively re-watching The Social Network.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

More likely aborted black babies

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Asian babies…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Anythings possible with these tools

StarJamma
StarJamma
4 years ago

After absorbing all the new daily context, Lead Algorithm “Mark Z.” surfs 15 foot waves, focusing on staying top of its board and finds that computing times decrease slightly.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

The new zinc-covered face of surfing. To paraphrase Jim Carey “ we aren’t the cool club anymore.”

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Fuck that guy

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

Sounds like he’s onto it. I wake up, have too much coffee and end up anxiously and pointlessly juggling around tasks in my head.

Hobbsy
Hobbsy
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Breakfast of champions.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Hobbsy

That would involve a ciggie.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Enjoy this one:

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Punched with a ton of new context means getting ‘rogered up the poo chute’…

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

White-Face Book.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
4 years ago
Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago

I love reading an article yesterday and re-reading the same on BG the next day.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

He also is smart enough to not use horse tranquilizers for his pain. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Believe it.

DKlein
DKlein
4 years ago

Maybe he could use an actual punch to the face so that he can calculate the difference and add it to his research on what it would be like to be humanoid.


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