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World’s fifth richest man Mark Zuckerberg opens up about toll low-integrity journalists take on his emotional health, shares secret to dealing with pain: “When you’re on the board, you’re focused on making sure you stay on the board and don’t mess something up.”

Living the surf-adjacent life.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, by all appearances, lives a gilded life. The world’s fifth richest man has a palatial Kauai spread, a best friend in Kai Lenny and a Caesar haircut that shows no sign of recession. But Zuckerberg is still human-adjacent, still leaks oil, has been programmed to feel like you or me and sometimes those feelings get hurt.

In a recent interview with Tim Ferriss, the popular podcaster and lifestyle guru, Zuckerberg responded to the question “how have you become comfortable with discomfort” thusly according to Business Insider:

The Meta CEO said he wakes up each morning to emails about what’s happening internally at Meta, along with the news of the day — all of which often includes “a fair amount of bad news and new things that I need to absorb,” he said.

If he goes straight into his day after that, “it’s almost like getting punched with a ton of new context,” Zuckerberg said.

To avoid that feeling, he’s started surfing or foiling — riding a hydrofoil board, which lifts you above the surface of the water — to take his mind off things for an hour or so.

“When you’re out there in the water, it’s pretty hard to focus on anything else,” Zuckerberg said. “When you’re on the board, you’re focused on making sure you stay on the board and don’t mess something up.”

When he returns to work afterward, he feels like the news has settled in and he’s ready to deal with whatever’s going on that day — stewing in bad news makes him less productive, he told Ferriss.

What in the world does “getting punched with a ton of new context” mean?

Mark Zuckerberg is almost people.

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Avi Nerenberg

Lmao how is this not satire? Talk about low-integrity journalists, christ

makalapa10

He bought the election for Biden.

toofattosurf

well I’d do the candy thingy… #allahuakbar (fuck, the ol’ comm board switcheroo again bg?)

Chief Hot stuff

Im happy for leftys to not take it

Chief Hot stuff

Hes proud of a place where you cant grope your wife in public.
Cunt.

channelbottom

Not a ‘Murfer’ ?
Meta + Surfer …?

Shafts

Zuck should volunteer for the Azov battalion.

@surfads

As if he doesn’t actually start his day soaking in a bath of black market monkey placentas while obsessively re-watching The Social Network.

Chief Hot stuff

More likely aborted black babies

Beef & Beer

Asian babies…

Chief Hot stuff

Anythings possible with these tools

StarJamma

After absorbing all the new daily context, Lead Algorithm “Mark Z.” surfs 15 foot waves, focusing on staying top of its board and finds that computing times decrease slightly.

Jimmy the Saint

The new zinc-covered face of surfing. To paraphrase Jim Carey “ we aren’t the cool club anymore.”

Sean Connery

Fuck that guy

NEGATRON

Sounds like he’s onto it. I wake up, have too much coffee and end up anxiously and pointlessly juggling around tasks in my head.

Hobbsy

Breakfast of champions.

NEGATRON

That would involve a ciggie.

ValiantScorn

Enjoy this one:

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Beef & Beer

Punched with a ton of new context means getting ‘rogered up the poo chute’…

Stick man

White-Face Book.

JohnsKnees
Barrelled

I love reading an article yesterday and re-reading the same on BG the next day.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

He also is smart enough to not use horse tranquilizers for his pain. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Chief Hot stuff

Believe it.

DKlein

Maybe he could use an actual punch to the face so that he can calculate the difference and add it to his research on what it would be like to be humanoid.


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