Swellnet (pictured) being creepy.
Swellnet (pictured) being creepy.

In ultra-embarrassing slap, Australia’s surf forecaster Swellnet ordered to remove “creepy” voyeuristic camera pointing at Victorian reef break!

Lewd and rude.

Days ago it was announced, here, that Australia’s answer to Surfline, Swellnet, had recently decided to strong-arm the public by erecting cameras pointing toward cherished once-secret waves while also brutally censoring opposition on its various pages. Extremely un-American. Mostly un-Australian too.

Totalitarian, though, and lewd.

Following expose of the dastardly moves on BeachGrit, a source that the forecaster has been unable to silence, the Great Ocean Road Coast and Parks Authority ordered the cameras ripped out forthwith. An official with liberty to speak declared, “We have directed that the cameras at Fishermans Beach be turned off immediately and removed. We will continue to investigate the circumstances of other CCTV cameras that have been installed without consent.”

Ultra-embarrassing.

Swellnet has also come under fire for installing looky-loos at Winkipop though the GORCPA is unable to curtail the “surveillance of public space” due the fact that the cameras are on private property.

All this creepy behavior, lack of consent, etc. would, in a perfect world, lead to Swellnet being banned from coming within 100 meters of schools and having to go knock on neighbors’ doors and inform them of its exposed proclivities.

Here’s to hoping justice is served.

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Captain Surfcast
Captain Surfcast
4 years ago

Life hack | What to do when Swellnet and Surfline cams are down.

https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Howling Jack
Howling Jack
4 years ago

this is all so cryptic it could be a new currency in the making ;,

Baz
Baz
4 years ago

Not in my backyard etc. If you’re seeing it firing on the cams, by the time you get to surf it you’re too late anyways / the cams just confirm what you already knew. The brouhaha is a beat up

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  Baz

Yep. I’ve never seen the surf pump anywhere for more than an hour at a time. smh

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
4 years ago
davidcarson
davidcarson
4 years ago

+in amerika:

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago

Wow Beach grit you really don’t like Swellnet. Hey Chas keep to the USA. Your not an
Australian. Worry about the guns issue, biden etc and we will be ok in our part of the world without your opinion not requested.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Surfer

But those aren’t Beachy topics… with all due respect.

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Fair call. At least let us Australians worry about our stuff.

Kooklord
Kooklord
4 years ago
Reply to  Surfer

Globalization to all! If only you could read Portuguese and see all the Brazilian sites gleefully dooming your beloved spots!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago
Reply to  Surfer

But I identify as Australian. What you gonna do with them apples?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Ive also gone transracial.
Im now Slav, it where the word slave originates, in fact many more whites have been slaves than blacks, historically. Only the ignorant dispute this. It was never a racial thing, just groups who were the most vunerable were used as Slaves ,and still are in China Nort Africa , mid east. Whites were being sold as slaves in cairo in the mid 1800s, same time as African slaves in US
Tom is a black dude.
https://youtu.be/VWrfjUzYvPo

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

The Ultra-Hard States of Chastralia

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Judging by his post, either pout or make a kindergarten tier retort.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

LGBTQI+Aus

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

And that is a American saying right there Chas. Hook line and sinker. Post your passport info. Next thing you will be saying you paid tax and that you are a member of Pauline Hansons Political party. Im assuming you have never used a site like Surfline then.

WokeBloke
WokeBloke
4 years ago
Reply to  Surfer

As is “hook, line and sinker”, it appears. Glass houses.

Kooklord
Kooklord
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Aiwa, Ana Australian!

Stu Nettle
Stu Nettle
4 years ago

Appreciate all the free advertising, Chas. As big as Surfline? We wish, but we’ll get there.

For the record: The Fishos camera has consent. A contract was signed in 2020. Almost every social media post about it has been incorrect, most particularly the administrator of the Respect Bells Beach FB page who’s been citing clauses in legislation that simply don’t exist.

We’re currently going through correct channels to clarify our position. Normal transmission will resume shortly.

Embarrassment? Nah, but not realising your Australian biz partner wanted BeachGrit to partner up with Swellnet might cut it.

For the record, we said no.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

GritNet!

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Hi Stu, first time caller, long time listener?

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Surf cams suck–for the lazy and the ones who are ‘un-tuned’ to figure out if a spot is breaking because they lack years of local experience.

JD
JD
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Just another bunch of dudes whoring out surfing for personal financial gain. The list is long.

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

👏.

I read and sporadically comment on both sites. Both sites are the most interesting surf sites by a mile because of the comments sections and variety of opinion presented.

Swellnet gets my subscription though because I enjoy Longtoms 3000 words a week.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Gidday Stu

Fuck off, you stinky cock weasel.
Your site is shite, full of rubbish, good for bugger all, and the kooks who write on it are all dickheads.

Cheers
All the best
Have a great day
Yours sincerely
B&B

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

and the dickheads are all kooks!

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Great banter Stu

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Surfer

He seems… nettled.

Greenroom Times
Greenroom Times
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Didn’t BG rip Swellnets surf cam footage of the Greenmount shark attack and post it up here?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Have you physically removed the camera or not?

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Who DR? He likes to “partner up” with all kinds…don’t flatter yo-self.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Was that before or after you stole our favourite toy?

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Whoo… Stu’s nettled. A veritable tempest in a teapot. Don’t go away mad, yo… just go away.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

Excellent, does this mean we get the Lennox head camera back ?

Andy C
Andy C
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

You ain’t from around here, are ya boy?

WokeBloke
WokeBloke
4 years ago
Reply to  Stu Nettle

The government people responsible for the consents and contracts have stated on the front page of the local rag that they have not issued consent.
Snake oil, anyone?

JustinTime
JustinTime
4 years ago

Fishos a secret wave…now that is funny. Only breaks a couple times a year when the other secret spots (aka Bells and Winki) are cooking

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  JustinTime

Call me a boring old prude, but personally I don’t really want to see a video feed of the bell-end of your winki. There’s a reason they are ‘secret spots’ and we cover them up in public. No, I don’t care what the priest told you, it wasn’t right that he touched you like that.

JustinTime
JustinTime
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Brilliantly penned mate…

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  JustinTime

I’m available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, weddings etc.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Shares in Mike Perry’s Surf Hotline were buoyed by the news

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Classic. Do you have one of their ads from a late 90’s surf mags?

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago
Reply to  The MHL Buoy

Yeah I do, thought I had posted them on Insta ages back but couldn’t find them. Pretty classic. ‘Why be surfing this when you could be surfing this” … all just a quick phone call or fax line away.

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

With a photo of 2ft Manly vs a shark island keg.

Andy C
Andy C
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

I can see the dollar signs revolving through Tezza McKenna’s eyes

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Oh yeah. I got a wave on his report earlier this year. Career highlight.

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

The Flinders cam is pretty nice actually.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Victoria was very private, she would not like video cameras pointing at her intimate breaks. Although to be fair, Albert would probably have relished it.

Also, I never understood the hype over Aztec Camera. Rather dull band IMHO.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Yes Aztec Camera was rather dull, but their cover of ‘Jump’ by Van Halen is a thing of beauty…

(I tried to put up a YouTube link but kooked it, so check it out there)

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

It’s Beach Grit vs. You Tube next…

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

This Saturday ONLY on Pay-Per-View!

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

I’m sure they are actually fine musicians. I just riffed on the word ‘camera’.


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