Saint Barton.
Saint Barton.

World’s most popular surf commentator Papa Barton unceremoniously lynched by World Surf League: “I reached out to the WSL, offered my services but was unfortunately told that I wasn’t needed this year!”

Argh. But silver (beard) lining?

If there is one thing the World Surf League’s core fanbase can agree upon it is that Barton Lynch is, by far and away, the game’s best commentator. Any time the 1987 world champion is in the booth a sort of lightness reigns. Lightness coupled with intelligence, a fine vocabulary, the good attitude, vibes, that Joe Turpel attempts to replicate except cannot because his interior universe is like a Barney and Friends episode on loop.

Fairly vacant.

Papa Barton, though, has not been in the booth of late leaving the aforementioned core fanbase restless and confused. Is everything ok? Did he stumble into the same net of transit visa issues that so snared Tyler Wright?

More questions than answers until today when Lynch revealed that the World Surf League has unceremoniously hung his career, with them, from a tree. In a direct-to-camera explanation, thus he begins:

Hi guys, I’ve been getting a lot of questions lately from people about my commentary, when they can listen to me and when I might be back in the booth, and what the situation is there. So a couple weeks ago, just to update you, I reached out to the WSL and offered my services, let them know that I was available for any upcoming events but was unfortunately told that I wasn’t needed this year so I won’t be back, I won’t be commentating this year and, uh, well that’s not altogether to be unexpected, I suppose. In reality, I’m happy about the opportunities that opens up for me to share what I know, what I see and what I understand of competitive surfing with people outside of that official capacity. So some great things we’re working on, I’m going to let you know about them very soon but, unfortunately, I won’t be back in the booth this year. Have a great day, people, all good though. Love yous.

The surf community was, rightly, apoplectic with father of competitive surfing Ian Cairns writing, “The comments on here speak for themselves. You’re the only commentator that illuminates concepts and situations in heats, that former champions recognize as well. These insights are critical explanations to the hoped for expanded WSL audience. Otherwise it’s ongoing blah blah blah. Their loss and your gain!”

Filipe Toledo’s daddy Rich adding, “Let’s go!!! We missing u papa Smurf.”

And the great Mike Stewart declaring, “Would love to hear your commentary on various significant heats. Maybe a YouTube channel?”

Oh wait.

Is that what is happening here? A pirate stream? Please let it be true. Silver Beard would absolutely crush with a salty non-sanctioned mutiny and we raise our various cutlasses in support.

Viva the revolution, to mix communist and piracy metaphors, or as Noa Deane said…

…well, you know what he said.

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AG
AG
4 years ago

Get rid of Kaipo and bring back anyone else

Joao Valente
Joao Valente
4 years ago

1987 World Champ?! Seriously?

Red Pill Pharmacy
Red Pill Pharmacy
4 years ago

It’s because they’re feminizing the WSL. 🤮

Red Pill Pharmacy
Red Pill Pharmacy
4 years ago

It’s to make way for the blasted women, Shannon, Laura et. al., whose commentary truly sucks.

Female commentary is almost as bad as female surfing. That’s bad. That’s really bad.

Just think: what’s routine for men is miraculous for women (airs, barrels).

Wow. Female surfing is almost as cringe as the WNBA.

The worst male pro surfer should declare himself a female, join the female tour, and then proceed to win every event! 😂🤣😭

Student8888
Student8888
4 years ago

No opinion on his in-booth chops… but pretty sure Cote would surf circles around 99% of the commentators on here. He was a regional-pro in the 90’s/00’s, had clips in a bunch of surf vids and became the editor of Transworld Surf mag. A simple google search could’ve prevented a case of foot-in-mouth disease.

davidcarson
davidcarson
4 years ago

when it comes to science, no one ever accused pro surfers as being anything more than the high school educated groups they are.
barton, my favorite wsl announcer, has proven this.
stick to surf mate.

Red Pill Pharmacy
Red Pill Pharmacy
4 years ago
Reply to  davidcarson

He’s a quivering Covidiot?

Harry Unger
Harry Unger
4 years ago

Hey im not usually ine for woke stuff but can we not compare mob hangings of black people to a guy not getting a job? I know its a name pun, but its a bit in bad taste.

Red Pill Pharmacy
Red Pill Pharmacy
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Unger

Get lost, soy boy.

Nikola
Nikola
4 years ago

Yep – Turpel is significantly inferior vs. Barton.

But Kaipo makes Turpel look like Einstein.

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
4 years ago

Getting rid of kaipo and Shannon would be a good start.

Chas-a
Chas-a
4 years ago

This is a travesty! Just when I thought WSL couldn’t get any worse! BL is a legend, a saint, a funny and insightful commentator, and a terrific bloke. He will be sorely missed.

Kasandra Mann
Kasandra Mann
4 years ago

the moment this year when BL talked about prize money his fate was sealed…

Ed M
Ed M
4 years ago

Barton Lynch Luke Cederman alternative commentary on U tube.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Never seen Tear Devils from late 90’s? Kinda underground but had great music.

https://vimeo.com/210883008

Go to 21:35. Cote could surf. Sure he still can now.

SurferBlindedByChlorine
SurferBlindedByChlorine
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Shoot! Low key surfing better than I ever did!! Never calling him out again….

i am legitimately surprised at his level of surfing, since I always took him as a Salmasakela no clue VAL type of dude…

Thanks for the link

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

No problem. He is still annoying just not a Val.

Mark Sharifi
Mark Sharifi
4 years ago

And where is Pottz!? Did he meet the same fate as Barton??

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago
Reply to  Mark Sharifi

One can only live in hope we never see either involved with the WSL again.

Red Pill Pharmacy
Red Pill Pharmacy
4 years ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

You’ve already proven that you’re a pitiful soy boy. No need to keep proving it. Get lost.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago
Reply to  Mark Sharifi

Living on the mornington peninsula of all places!

Spinafex
Spinafex
4 years ago

I’d imagine WSL’s billionaire owners are a bit dark on the wealth re-distribution stuff.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago

You’d reckon a “surf journalist” would know which year Barton won the world title.

1988.

Damien Hardman is generally credited as the 1987 world champ, even though he was actually the 1987/88 world champ due to being the last of the split season world champs.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

We all know, for comments it’s really a tight one between YT autocaptions and the BG live comment thread.
And maybe KS in the booth.

codyandchelsea
codyandchelsea
4 years ago

I think they need to get less USA and California representation in the booth. It should be split like the judging, only 1 of 5 should be from US.

I think what Shannon has going for her is professional sports broadcasting.

I think vomiting stats and knowing your stuff is not enough to boost wsl forward. They need professional surf broadcasters. It seems like Laura is learning. Pete Mel learned. Strider learned. Those 3 are the best we got.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  codyandchelsea

Knowing the Oklahoma roots of Erik Logan, shouldn’t that state have representation amongst the judges? Now don’t you dare question an Okie’s depth of surf knowledge as them bois got cow tippin and surfin, not only behind a boat, but behind a tractor runnin along their irrigation ditches

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

Commentary Manifesto

Some Guy
Some Guy
4 years ago

Believe it or not Cote rips and Joe is a level or two above functional. Doesn’t make them any less annoying although Joe has grown on me over the years. He seems to have a sort of encyclopedic memory of past heats and events in surfing which I respect. And his voice puts me to sleep at times when the comps are on late so I know longer want to punch him in the face just to see what he would do.


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