And burns VAL chick on inside!
The world’s greatest race car pilot Lewis Hamilton, currently embroiled in a racism row with former FI champ Nelson Piquet after the latter described the former using an epithet outlawed to whites, has found solitude from the noise at Jonah Hill’s secret Malibu paradise.
With his trademark sun-kissed braids pulled into a sensible bun, Hamilton was filmed out paddling a man on the shoulder of a little wave before brutally fading what appears to be a uterus-bearer on the inside.
The thirty-seven-year-old world #6 polishes off the wave with a cool “what-me-worry” style, even hooking his anchor through several small turns.
“The guy clearly knows what he’s doing … propping himself up on the board and maintaining his balance throughout the run (no porpoising here, thankfully),” writes TMZ Sports.
Surfing ain’t new to Louie.
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He’s a regular at the WSL’s Surf Ranch, has ridden the Melbourne tank and last year posted a moving tribute to Kelly Slater on his Instagram account.
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New movie idea, white chicks but in reverse white dudes doing black women?
I pray for this event!
Shakira Hemsworth Hamilton (Lewis) Hill PPV superheat please.
Hemsworth will cream that competition as he can actually surf well. He was never a VAL. Like granted he surfs like a muscle man, but he’s still really good. “The guy clearly knows what he’s doing… propping himself up on the board and maintaining his balance throughout the run…”
Kimi is god. Kimi would get it.
Y’all thinking Kelly taught him how to surf. Kelly actually taught him how to drive. We should start calling him Kelly Norris, the greatest human alive.
All the money in the world and he chooses to surf in the ocean. I bet he doesn’t tip well.
Like a true peasant
Yes, that’s not Malibu, so where’s he’s surfing at, some gated private inclave up the coast?
I guess when you learn to surf at the Surf Ranch, maybe you don’t want to socialize with the masses.
so confused, is sunny garcia alive or dead?
“give me a wildcard, give me taxes, and give me death…please jeebus.”
Life support. Texas facility.
This is so true.
Skillful circumnavigation of the tricky waters of gender terminology there, DR.
uterus-capable is the preferred term
Yeah but all the money in the world can’t buy you the fortune of learning before ten yrs old…
drive n’ surf
People are not aware of the tens of millions of life’s that Kelly has made better, this will be touched on briefly for the entire 45 min episode of number 8 which will lead nicely into episode 9/11 in which Kelly finally admits he was the leader of SEAL Team Six that killed Osama bin Ladan in 2011 and he the one who shot Osama .
Kelly actually missed the Brazilian event because he was saving the world from an asteroid.
This will be covered completely in series two of Kelly 11 episode 72.
All these kooks remind me of Grosjean and Maldonaldo!
IDK who they are but I 100% agree with the “Kooks” part Jimmy!
Drivers who were infamous for crashing at every second race they took part in!
the women! who woulda thought? hell, they can’t even park…or surf! its a uterously-nationalistic handicap.
Someone who offs anyone at Copse hurtling at 180mph would have potential to be an unprecedented cunt in the surf.