Surf instruction is so hot right now.
If you do not know the name “Shaun White” from feats of Olympic snowboarding greatness, including three halfpipe gold medals, then you certainly know it from appearing next to “Tony Hawk” and “Kelly Slater” as the three presented a moving speech at the most recent Academy Awards.
White, who enjoys going by “The Flying Tomato,” has been a fixture in extreme sport since bursting onto the X-Games scene in 2002, winning both skateboarding and snowboarding medals. The mainstream fell in love when he won that first gold at the 2006 Turin Olympics, propelling him to normal famous status as opposed to Julian Wilson famous.
Well, at 35-years young, the American darling has officially retired. In a sweeping interview with Us Weekly, White declared, “It feels great, honestly. I mean, it’s hard to say because obviously I’ve done so many Olympics and at this point, like, I normally take the season after off just to, you know, get excited again. And so, everything’s kind of felt like it’s going to plan. I think that the strange part will be the winter season after this one. I’ll be like, ‘Oh wait, I guess school’s still out.’”
But how will he spend the next 35 to 45 years of his life?
TikTok-ing with his girlfriend, actress Nina Dobrev. “I convinced my girlfriend to get on TikTok and now she’s all about it. And now I gotta watch her just, like, surpass me in minutes in her following. It’s like, ‘No!’ Not that I’m competitive at all.”
And the dream of all dreams, becoming a surf instructor. “I’m teaching Nina how to surf currently. She’s so talented as a snowboarder, which is great, because I’ve been in past relationships when they couldn’t snowboard and I’m a terrible coach. I’m like, ‘You just do it!’ But now she’s got the surfing bug. She’s excited about it, so now we’re trying to find places we can go surf and vacation and hang … She caught like seven waves in Hawaii and it was like she was feeling it, yeah!”
Wonderful and I wish nothing but White and Dobrev eternal happiness. But… if the relationship were to unfortunately end, there would be more fish in the sea for our Tomato. Maybe even a whale like the multi-talented Jonah Hill, who fell in love with his surf instructor too.
Surf instruction is so hot right now.
WORLD’S
MOST FAMOUS WINTER OLYMPIANBIGGEST KOOK SHAUN “THE FLYING TOMATO”Most famous winter olympian? Youre on smack.
That handle firmly belongs to Eddie the Eagle Edwards.
Katarina Vitt? Did shaun white do a centrefold in playboy?
Alberto Tomba?
Marit Bjorgensen got 15 olympic medals ffs.
OMG how was that centrefold – remember it fondly!!!
Eileen Gu
For a person who loves being called “the flying tomato” he sure dyes his hair a lot. I am sure Kelly is watching his post retirement routine closely. Birds of a feather. Future Sean/Nina vs. Kelly/china doll tik tok battles. So cringe.
Lol Sean
What’s a tik tok? I’m 49 and very out of touch
Consider that a blessing