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Surf Journalist (pictured) thinking about ELo.
Surf Journalist (pictured) thinking about ELo.

As Surf Journalist limps into Texas on epic quest, World Surf League CEO elates core fan base with inspirational message: “The journey to get here might have been serendipitous, but it has also been life changing…”

"Manifested it."

Who knew that “limp mode” was a thing? I sure didn’t until Ray’s Truck Garage in Tucumcari, New Mexico told me one of the Volkswagen’s problem, a busted throttle box and something they couldn’t fix, kicked the car into “limp mode” wherein it couldn’t go faster than 40 mph.

Limp mode.

I wondered if I could limp mode all the way to Amarillo, Texas, where a Volkswagen dealership tantalizingly floated 130-odd miles away, but had witnessed the aftermath of a semi-truck/car fatality yesterday and imagined limp mode would end me in the same spot.

My next tow driver, Julio, agreed.

“Truckers here? Man, they don’t give a fuck. They will run you over.”

Julio had served in Desert Storm and had the remains of a bullet bulging out his back, which he showed me while driving full freeway speed, swerving violently onto the shoulder and kicking dust into the hot wind.

Salt of the earth.

“Does it bug you?” I asked.

“Only when it’s hot, then it fries my skin,” he responded.

Obviously he did not know about, or watch, competitive professional surfing.

While I was slouching in my passenger seat, though, chatting with Julio about all the children he had fathered, Cadillac Ranch and the Middle East, trying to get my epic quest to find non-surfing World Surf League fans back on track, World Surf League CEO Eric “ELo” Logan was elating his core with the most inspirational of messages.

Grateful everyday to be the CEO of the World Surf League @wsl . A global of team of people all focused and aligned on building this massive platform.

The journey to get here might have been serendipitous, but it has been life changing. Growing up in Oklahoma City, I was terrified of the ocean and even lakes… (Thank you Steven Spielberg) like many, I was traumatized by the film Jaws. But, a family gift of a wetsuit right when I turned 41, when I moved to Manhattan Beach, changed everything.

Now, surfing has become my sanctuary. And such a rare business opportunity to bring my professional experiences to bear and watch the best surfers in the world chase their dreams. There is so much satisfaction in working to see others achieve so much and seeing them blow past all their own dreams is SO rewarding.

I was riding my @markrichardssurfboards this weekend and I wanted to say again, to @oursouthbay, thank you for allowing me to share my story on your platform and in our local community. (Link in my bio). #liveyourpassion

 

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Praise was universal, ranging from “You. Are. Amazing. I love you.” to “Finding your peace. We say it but rarely land it.” to “Johnny Utah.” to “Thank you for ushering equality into the WSL. Loving the environmental programs, too. Excellent work.” to “Riding the wave of life.” to “Such an amazing story. The WSL is killing it.” to “Manifested it.” to “That’s a left, no?”

And what was I doing?

Limp mode.

The Volkswagen gets out tomorrow, theoretically, and I shall redouble my efforts, attempting to achieve so much and blow past all my own dreams.

Non-surfing World Surf League fans here I come!

(Tomorrow).

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Long John Florence

I know there is some level of disdain for Brasilians amongst the general non-brasilian surf community but that is one place where there is an abundance of non-surfing WSL fans. I have yet to meet a non-surfing Brasilian who doesn’t know Gabby, Filipe or Italo, they are household names in Brasil.

Capt Sensible

Call : # 1800garngetfucked

channelbottom

“… bring my Professional Services to bear”.

Seems kinda ironic since Bear makes longboards, and HE PUT A FAT PINK BULLET THROUGH THE SKULL OF THE LONGBOARD TOUR.

channelbottom

My dad used to drive one of these in the early 70’s. Badass. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Hippy

Dude, that thing is a mechanical problem waiting to happen.

channelbottom

No way. That thing was the best. I’m not a ‘car guy’ at all, but I think the friendly chuckle of an old VW engine is the best car noise.

tim_nelsen
channelbottom

“HEAD OF WORLD SURF LEAGUE, ERIC LOGAN POKES STEPHEN SPIELBERG IN THE CHEST FORCEFULLY AND SHOUTS HIS DISPLEASURE AT HOLLYWOOD LEGEND’S REPEATEDLY ABUSIVE PAST BEHAVIOUR”

tim_nelsen

Surf Journalist (pictured) thinking about ELo.

As Surf Journalist limps into Texas on epic
quest, World Surf League CEO elates core fan base with inspirational
message: “The journey to get here might have been serendipitous, but it
has also been life changing…”

By Chas Smith

2 hours ago

“Manifested it.”

Who knew that “limp mode” was a thing? I sure didn’t until Ray’s Truck Garage in Tucumcari, New Mexico
told me one of the Volkswagen’s problem, a busted throttle box and
something they couldn’t fix, kicked the car into “limp mode” wherein it
couldn’t go faster than 40 mph.

Limp mode.

tim_nelsen
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Universal image of the refrigerator of a guy who is single.

Hippy

Looks fine by me, I’ll take the bottom row.

tim_nelsen

single guys need not apply…self-sustainable, for now/

channelbottom

I’m confused as to what the famous conjoined twins Chang & Ing (died 1874) have to do with your quest.

Have their descendants opened a Mexican food restaurant to aid Kelly’s fight against the Sea Of Injustice (TM)?

AI (for ever) .

The QUEST has many paths that lead to many things including conjoined twins.

It only once the road rises and the banjos start that Chas, our hero, may find the Holy Hydro Flask WSL model he seeks from the god forsaken bible belt his now trapped within.

channelbottom

Will David Bowie appear to dance and sing with menacing puppets as they seek to befuddle and hinder Chas’s quest?

Picard Madeoff

I’m just happy Erik doesn’t wear the same Volcom wetsuit I do…

As for our intrepid surf journo- GODSPEED!

Stick man

Soo you didn’t ask Julio if he was down with ‘the League? Disappointing.

Stick man

Limp Grit

Chas Smith

I did! He was so nonplussed and uncaring about it that it made all the sense in the world.

Beef & Beer

ELo may have been “traumatized by the film Jaws”.
But now I feel traumatized by the way he sits on a board, let alone his riding style.

Is there a legal avenue I can take to remedy my trauma ?
Perhaps if there’s more of us affected we can take a class action suit against him for the distress caused…

Party Pete

Elo limp mode represent!

Billy Hunt

It’s really sparked your imagination hasn’t it

Billy Hunt

You might have more luck with your quest if this was TransGrit … but, then again, you are in limp mode…

Ricky Spanish

Or, hear me out, no Elo. I hate that I even know who this asshat is.

DavidC

Chas is the whole purpose of this trip of discovery is to make it tax deductible?

AI (for ever) .

its not a “trip”, it’s an honourable QUEST for enlightenment to prove Elo’s claims that Pro Surfing fans are growing, in fact, surging in the Mid West of USA.

Sales of Hydro Flasks in Houston alone are up 300%, Elo wouldn’t lie, never.

DavidC

DD I apologise for my cynicism – how could I ever doubt Chas’s motives!

Chas Smith

Thank you. Also, I never considered that so thank you!

DavidC

You’re welcome!

Chas Smith

Gonna start collecting receipts. Better late than never!

Manuka

He might be doing a cannabis run. Is this still a thing?

Capt Sensible
Hippy

Wait, Elo lives in Manhattan Beach? He must be friends with Warshaw? Wait, Matt moved to Puget’s secret point breaks? Elo owns MB pier and Warshaw is surfing secret empty points? Trading Places 2.0? Oh right, matt quit surfing and elo is starting

Picard Madeoff

BUT does he hang at Noah’s for bagels?

Hippy

Bill’s pancake house where he orders egg whites and cottage cheese.

Picard Madeoff

NO avocado toast?

Hippy

That’s lunch.

My name is carved into a table at Uncle Bill’s, btw.

Picard Madeoff

OK, I’ll check it out a few weeks. My mother used to go to Pancho’s as a kid back in the 40s which I didn’t know until I was drinking tequila in there one night with my boss when she called…must have been ’06

Hippy

I was a Grand jetty occupant in the 70’s… there and shit pipe pier. Both gone, just like DW. 18th St, Herm in front of Stanton’s house used to get good.

Don’t think it’s open for drinks unless you morning indulge.

Picard Madeoff

“Call some place paradise, kiss it goodbye” My father talked about diving in the kelp beds near Santa Monica and riding the trollies around LA with a .22 to shoot jacket rabbits back in the 40s and early 50s. We need Dane’s Sushi and Salsa to chime in as I think he grew up in Manhattan or PV…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen

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@surfads

Fuck why couldn’t they have given the cunt a tennis racket or something for his birthday instead

Party Pete

His “wet”suit of armour was the proverbial butterfly flapping it’s wings

Picard Madeoff

Not unlike Sophie before him, he has discovered the Zen of surfing and that makes him just as qualified as Sophie was to play CEO before she ran off to ruin US Skiing because of course she discovered the Zen of skiing with ZERO competitive background! YAWN!

Occ Topus

So true.
Instead, he bumbled into surfing, and is now running the WSL in “Limp Mode”.

channelbottom

Maybe they were aiming for a gimp suit and couldn’t see the website thumbnail image clearly.

Elo's Stool

Limp Mode. Great name for a band Chas. Or a sunglasses company.

AI (for ever) .

I speculate as the QUEST begins to weary and frustrate and the toll becomes ever heavier, he will eventually turn to Gimp mode.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Close. Great band.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

channelbottom

Limp Choad

Elo's Stool

Serendipitous questing

AI (for ever) .

Suppression fisting?

Elo's Stool

Limp mode injection


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