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"Mad cetacean woman climbs on beaked whale in Zandvoort, while the dolphin was previously pushed back into the sea by others. The animal could have died as a result."

Europe explodes in outrage after topless woman attempts to “surf” stranded dolphin at Dutch resort, “Such people have no respect for nature, no empathy for other beings”

Toxic femininity!

Summer in Europe is a helluva thing, a no-rules, anything goes sorta deal, children sitting on stools drinking beer in bars, dinner rarely served before eleven pm, and all resonating to the heart-felt moans of women having their animal appetites sated in sand dunes while their cuckolded husbands attend to the family children under gaily striped umbrellas. 

In this short, which was posted on Twitter, we see a buxom woman, topless, for this is Europe, straddling a dolphin that had become stranded in shallow water and trying to surf the wretched beast. 

The woman is only persuaded to leave the dolphin alone after the intervention of two men. 

The caption reads, “Mad cetacean woman climbs on beaked whale in Zandvoort, while the dolphin was previously pushed back into the sea by others. The animal could have died as a result.”

Annemarie van den Berg of SOS Dolfijn, a marine mammal rescue organization,  told RTL News the fact the dolphin was even in this area was “very disturbing.”

“These are toothed whales and they do not belong in the North Sea. They are deep-sea animals. If they end up in the North Sea, they get into trouble. These animals do not survive well in these types of waters. They look for food at a depth of two to three kilometres.”

Twitter users were made sad, furious etc, many body-shaming the woman while others pointed out the famously rapey tendencies of dolphin.

 

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Mr. Mark

Like I said before, this is like the time Smelly Skater was sodomized by a dolphin after Gonad Man escaped from the Byron Bay Broken Down Surfer’s Home to investigate the nefarious plot by the CEO of Bongwater International. Only this time it’s actually like that.

Return of the Samsung Board

Where tf is the uncensored version

Tom

Is that Greta????

Sean Connery

I didn’t know Europe had a Florida too.

Kooklord

Where is that dang cancel culture when you need it!?

Manuka

Pufff….mammals!

tim_nelsen

breeding with humans could result in a new generation of CT surfers…

Beef & Beer

Knowing the ‘behaviour’ of dolphins and holidaying Dutchies, they were probably already ‘acquainted’ and she was just keen on another round…

Stoney

She was locked up for the night after this. Dutch trailer trash does exist

AI (for ever) .

Saw worse behaviour at splendour in the grass just gone.

Chicks will do anything to get noticed than complain

janeausten

Dolphins have really big cocks. It’s a fact.

channelbottom

Do they keep them in floating coops? Do they gamble on fighting them or are they merely show birds? Do they keep hens too? How do they collect the eggs? Do they like them sunny side up or scrambled?

tim_nelsen

suggested reading material: EncyclopediaOfSurfing or EnviromentOverEzy
https://suburbanmen.com/wp-…

channelbottom

How good are cast iron skillets?


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