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Very handsome Kelly Slater (left). Even more handsome, and age-appropriately dressed, Peter Mel (right).
Very handsome Kelly Slater (left). Even more handsome, and age-appropriately dressed, Peter Mel (right).

Blood Feud: World’s greatest 50-year-old surfer Pete Mel chokes out world’s other greatest 50-year-old surfer Kelly Slater in searing Instagram clip!

The year of the condor.

Kelly Slater, the consensus greatest surfer of all time, has, until now, also been considered the current greatest surfing quinquagenarian. Days before turning 50, Slater became a Pipeline Pro and thereby saved himself the indignity of suffering the World Surf League’s controversial mid-season cull. Skipping World Surf League events in El Salvador and Brazil to physically rehab while also getting insanely barreled only burnished the 11-time world champion’s bonafides.

Major and surf media swooning at the elder statesman still plying his craft at the highest level.

Except.

Just today, 52-year-old Santa Cruz icon Pete Mel choked out the idea of Slater’s elderly stranglehold by posting the most searing clip ever of a man, woman or birthing person surfing with half a century-plus under the belt.

Examine.

You, of course, know Mel as the world’s second greatest surf commentator and also big wave stud. His Maverick ride, months ago, won the coveted Ride of the Year award.

2021 Men's Ride Of The Year Winner: Peter Mel At Mavericks

All things considered, from Ride of the Year to picking waves off in a crowded lineup and demolishing, I think it is clear that this is the year of the condor.

Disagree?

I dare you.

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Quarterfull

I just find it idiotic you said birthing person .

Instalo Feedeira

I like how he aims to finish his turns on top of those paddling in

channelbottom

Hopefully with fewer molestation incidents.

tim_nelsen

the rest of us…

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Mapski

Lordy, that Mavs bomb is the best wave ever ridden there. Such aplomb.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

I don’t usually care much to watch gigantic waves being surfed, but have watched that one many, many times.

Low wide stinkbug stance

You need to get a better instagram feed chas. Have you seen *any* of Taylor Knox’s feed lately? Remember for years he was “oldest surfer on tour” due to being one year older than kelly.

So many to choose from but this one is pretty impressive.

https://www.instagram.com/r…

AI (for ever) .

I’m not commenting till I see Joel Tudor latest footage

Sean Connery

I am pretty sure the only way I could tell current JT footage from footage 30 years ago would be the graininess of the video.

Christian S. Molnar

And then will you finally admit he’s gay?

Eesha Williams

I feel so lucky to have seen Toots live a few times.

The Bitchy Crab

And on a small stage

Hippy

spot on

RS

Mavs wave ridiculous but looked like an older surfer in clip — a little stiff
with funky style. Not close to the level of a young ripper. A lot guys in 50s surf better.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Low wide stinkbug stance

Not bad for an old cunt but slater is way better than that and only 1 year younger.

channelbottom

If there’s one thing Petey Pete ‘Pete’ Pete ‘Melly-Mel’ Mel don’t do, is choke.

He’s such a dude that he doesn’t even need his own coffee creamer product line.

Axel pose

His surfing looks the same as it did 25 years ago. Like he’s waiting on a section to stand up where others r styling off the bottom with foot work and body language. Hes looks like a boxer who doesn’t dance. We aways thought it must have been the booties sticking. Very powerful and precise but a little boring and predictable. I’ve never surfed that well myself but I like to walk and glide a little before setting a rail. He’s got nothing on slater. And he gets every wave he wants in Santa Cruz. Adding that in he surfs alright, ok. Maybe he uses his eyes where others use there feet.

Peter Mel

Thank you for the tips Axel. I’ll take some dancing lessons.

astro

You’ll go good at the waltz… just remember to tuck your fucken shirt in.

Stick man

Props dude.

channelbottom

I’m going to send you some stickers.

Christian S. Molnar

Booooommmm! Lights out

Stick man

Sugar and Melk

Christian S. Molnar

You’re killing me. Nice fucking work CB

channelbottom

Sigh… if only I still had a bong. Got the other part well covered.

tim_nelsen

tin foil, beer can, toilet paper roll…zig-zags?

Stephen Wolfram

I was absolutely savaged for suggesting a beer can pipe when nothing else available, inhalation of aluminum i suppose, i ain’t drain bamaged i swear!!!

tim_nelsen

best of the fast food joints…(looks even better stoned…which will not occur during the day, ever! anymore!) https://us-east-1.linodeobj…

hash/honey oil (not CDB) was best smoked on foil. only chased the dragon once!

not bamaged neither!!!

Stick man

ne meithre.

tim_nelsen

glue keeps the synapses together! alcohol breaks them down. same old story, same old song and dance, my friend…back in the saddle again!

Christian S. Molnar

A fair amount of tripe in your mix up, though perhaps I’m grossly underestimates the irony contained in your mix-up.

https://youtu.be/lzCgU_s6YN0

tim_nelsen

mentioned that song to a friend tonight! a friend, in deed! nice/

Stick man

Alzheimer’s “they” say…They meaning them, the researchers? Big Brother? Scientists?

channelbottom

The aluminium link has been disproven.

Earth bong?

Christian S. Molnar

In practice if not theory kind of like global warming

Stick man

apple, carrot, potato? …Philly Blunts.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Mel is a legend
Last man standing from that whole 90,s generation of Santa Cruz hard charging meth smoking arseholes too

Sean Connery

I still can’t get enough of that Mavs wave. So nutz.

Noncompetitor

Flea and Replogle still ripping fwiw

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Why was he afraid of the lip?

channelbottom

Yeah what a pussy.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Speaking of, whatever happened to Flea? Charged harder, more explosive in smaller stuff, kicked his habit…but nada, while Mel still travels the world.

Sean Connery

Think he runs a sober living home.

Stick man

Flea-hab I believe.

The Bitchy Crab

Pete inherited a well established and successful $$ surf shop from his father

channelbottom

Hopped onto a different dog?

Axel pose

Probably not fear just 2 slow

NEGATRON

When was the last time you cracked one?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Uh oh. Negs is PMSing again. Fyi I was cracked by multiple in Guatemala a few weeks ago. Good stuff.

NEGATRON

Oh nice!

Cannabis-Creativity

Compared to Mel, the rest of us are mere children. He’s the opposite of needy, as is self-contained Ethan, who’s naturally that way, while Jack is self-contained too but bc he works at it. Who are the needy surfers? Kelly and Italo come to mind. Others?

Cannabis-Creativity

Kaipo

Com Turren

Slater has been assaulted and battered pretty regularly in the last week or two. He’s been punched in the face and choked out, but we’re all waiting on the “sweep the leg.”

Hippy

finishing touch

Eesha Williams

good video


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