Very handsome Kelly Slater (left). Even more handsome, and age-appropriately dressed, Peter Mel (right).
Very handsome Kelly Slater (left). Even more handsome, and age-appropriately dressed, Peter Mel (right).

Blood Feud: World’s greatest 50-year-old surfer Pete Mel chokes out world’s other greatest 50-year-old surfer Kelly Slater in searing Instagram clip!

The year of the condor.

Kelly Slater, the consensus greatest surfer of all time, has, until now, also been considered the current greatest surfing quinquagenarian. Days before turning 50, Slater became a Pipeline Pro and thereby saved himself the indignity of suffering the World Surf League’s controversial mid-season cull. Skipping World Surf League events in El Salvador and Brazil to physically rehab while also getting insanely barreled only burnished the 11-time world champion’s bonafides.

Major and surf media swooning at the elder statesman still plying his craft at the highest level.

Except.

Just today, 52-year-old Santa Cruz icon Pete Mel choked out the idea of Slater’s elderly stranglehold by posting the most searing clip ever of a man, woman or birthing person surfing with half a century-plus under the belt.

Examine.

You, of course, know Mel as the world’s second greatest surf commentator and also big wave stud. His Maverick ride, months ago, won the coveted Ride of the Year award.

2021 Men's Ride Of The Year Winner: Peter Mel At Mavericks

All things considered, from Ride of the Year to picking waves off in a crowded lineup and demolishing, I think it is clear that this is the year of the condor.

Disagree?

I dare you.

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Quarterfull
Quarterfull
4 years ago

I just find it idiotic you said birthing person .

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
4 years ago

I like how he aims to finish his turns on top of those paddling in

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Hopefully with fewer molestation incidents.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

the rest of us…

https://external-content.du…

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

Lordy, that Mavs bomb is the best wave ever ridden there. Such aplomb.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

I don’t usually care much to watch gigantic waves being surfed, but have watched that one many, many times.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago

You need to get a better instagram feed chas. Have you seen *any* of Taylor Knox’s feed lately? Remember for years he was “oldest surfer on tour” due to being one year older than kelly.

So many to choose from but this one is pretty impressive.

https://www.instagram.com/r…

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

I’m not commenting till I see Joel Tudor latest footage

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

I am pretty sure the only way I could tell current JT footage from footage 30 years ago would be the graininess of the video.

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
4 years ago

And then will you finally admit he’s gay?

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
4 years ago

I feel so lucky to have seen Toots live a few times.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago
Reply to  Eesha Williams

And on a small stage

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

spot on

RS
RS
4 years ago

Mavs wave ridiculous but looked like an older surfer in clip — a little stiff
with funky style. Not close to the level of a young ripper. A lot guys in 50s surf better.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago

Not bad for an old cunt but slater is way better than that and only 1 year younger.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

If there’s one thing Petey Pete ‘Pete’ Pete ‘Melly-Mel’ Mel don’t do, is choke.

He’s such a dude that he doesn’t even need his own coffee creamer product line.

Axel pose
Axel pose
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

His surfing looks the same as it did 25 years ago. Like he’s waiting on a section to stand up where others r styling off the bottom with foot work and body language. Hes looks like a boxer who doesn’t dance. We aways thought it must have been the booties sticking. Very powerful and precise but a little boring and predictable. I’ve never surfed that well myself but I like to walk and glide a little before setting a rail. He’s got nothing on slater. And he gets every wave he wants in Santa Cruz. Adding that in he surfs alright, ok. Maybe he uses his eyes where others use there feet.

Peter Mel
Peter Mel
4 years ago
Reply to  Axel pose

Thank you for the tips Axel. I’ll take some dancing lessons.

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Peter Mel

You’ll go good at the waltz… just remember to tuck your fucken shirt in.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Peter Mel

Props dude.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Peter Mel

I’m going to send you some stickers.

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
4 years ago
Reply to  Peter Mel

Booooommmm! Lights out

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Sugar and Melk

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

You’re killing me. Nice fucking work CB

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Sigh… if only I still had a bong. Got the other part well covered.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

tin foil, beer can, toilet paper roll…zig-zags?

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

I was absolutely savaged for suggesting a beer can pipe when nothing else available, inhalation of aluminum i suppose, i ain’t drain bamaged i swear!!!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

best of the fast food joints…(looks even better stoned…which will not occur during the day, ever! anymore!) https://us-east-1.linodeobj…

hash/honey oil (not CDB) was best smoked on foil. only chased the dragon once!

not bamaged neither!!!

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

ne meithre.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

glue keeps the synapses together! alcohol breaks them down. same old story, same old song and dance, my friend…back in the saddle again!

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

A fair amount of tripe in your mix up, though perhaps I’m grossly underestimates the irony contained in your mix-up.

https://youtu.be/lzCgU_s6YN0

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

mentioned that song to a friend tonight! a friend, in deed! nice/

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Alzheimer’s “they” say…They meaning them, the researchers? Big Brother? Scientists?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

The aluminium link has been disproven.

Earth bong?

Christian S. Molnar
Christian S. Molnar
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

In practice if not theory kind of like global warming

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

apple, carrot, potato? …Philly Blunts.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

Mel is a legend
Last man standing from that whole 90,s generation of Santa Cruz hard charging meth smoking arseholes too

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

I still can’t get enough of that Mavs wave. So nutz.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
4 years ago

Flea and Replogle still ripping fwiw

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Why was he afraid of the lip?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Yeah what a pussy.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Speaking of, whatever happened to Flea? Charged harder, more explosive in smaller stuff, kicked his habit…but nada, while Mel still travels the world.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Think he runs a sober living home.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Flea-hab I believe.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago

Pete inherited a well established and successful $$ surf shop from his father

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Hopped onto a different dog?

Axel pose
Axel pose
4 years ago

Probably not fear just 2 slow

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

When was the last time you cracked one?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Uh oh. Negs is PMSing again. Fyi I was cracked by multiple in Guatemala a few weeks ago. Good stuff.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

Oh nice!

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
4 years ago

Compared to Mel, the rest of us are mere children. He’s the opposite of needy, as is self-contained Ethan, who’s naturally that way, while Jack is self-contained too but bc he works at it. Who are the needy surfers? Kelly and Italo come to mind. Others?

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
4 years ago

Kaipo

Com Turren
Com Turren
4 years ago

Slater has been assaulted and battered pretty regularly in the last week or two. He’s been punched in the face and choked out, but we’re all waiting on the “sweep the leg.”

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

finishing touch

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
4 years ago

good video


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