Image courtesy Superpower Dogs film.
Image courtesy Superpower Dogs film.

In aftermath of US Open, professional surfers forced to deal with uncomfortable reality that dogs riding soft-tops are far, far more popular than them!

Sad.

Speciesism, these days, is as unchill as ablism, classism, heteroism etc. but professional surfers are waking up, this morning, with bad feelings toward dogs brewing in hearts. Yesterday, you see, was the wildly successful conclusion of the US Open of Surfing there in Huntington Beach. Light thousands watched online, though the sand was packed, as Zeke Lau was crowned champion thus fulfilling the promise spotted by ABC television producers last year.

Lau, you certainly recall, as “The Ultimate Surfer.

And, thus, professional surfers expected their names, and exploits to be splashed across front pages, dominating internet news feeds, professional surfing for the win.

Alas, what they discovered was almost exclusive coverage of the 2022 World Dog Surfing Championships up in Pacifica, near San Francisco.

According to the Bay Area’s local NBC affiliate:

Large crowds packed Pacifica’s Linda Mar Beach Saturday for the World Dog Surfing Championships.

People watched man’s best friend ride some waves.

Fans of the event said the dogs look silly, but they were also very impressive.

“I like the gathering. It is a big event. A lot of people from all over come and join us. And then, seeing the dogs actually surf is really a funny thing to watch. And they’re really good surfers,” said Patrick Sayres of Pacifica.

The event at the beach also had mobile pet adoptions, a dog costume contest and “yappy hour” for drinks.

Other news outlets called the event “whimsical,” “delightful,” “just what we need,” with august Reuters declaring, “Surfing has officially gone to the dogs.”

How does that make the aforementioned Zeke Lau or BettyLou Sakura feel?

World Surf League CEO Erik Logan?

While I can’t say for certain, I’d have to guess speciesist.

Sad.

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

from the VTA fishwrap, extended version…

https://www.usatoday.com/vi…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

1962, in color…Elroy & Astro

https://external-content.du…

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

ABC NEWS Australia , who sometimes forget Australian Pro Surfers exist ran an article on
the San Francisco , (well where else knowing Saint Francis love of fauna ) , Doggy Door Event .
Just wondering how the dogs celebrated .
Mark their territory with piss and shat on the judges ? Just like the Homo Sapiens’ events ?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

wish more dog-owners would take to the beach, as I seldom recreate there. however, from my front window, there’s an all day and twlight parade of pet-walkers allowing the above on the adjaent neighbor’s grassy knoll…San Francisco treats! anti-whimsical and anti-delightful…did i mention the cats?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Memories , all alone in the moonlight ?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

before they did it in the road…

https://youtu.be/QoVT3XcMVvk

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

surfed waikiki with mission bells blowing…
trolled in the alley-streets fully loaded…
following the bands/

next up? rolling on a river…

Jeff Beck or Beck…

https://youtu.be/Bq4Q69_mdZw

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

Except the young talent from Surfing Victoria ?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

Ok Cat Lovers , time to step up to the plate and ask «  Can your pussy do the dog « 
I suggest not letting them eat for 1/2 hour before the event to avoid THE CRAMPS .

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

I didn’t ask you about cats, JB!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Da Cat LIVES ….

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Far out.
Just because someone is not conventionally good looking, you’re going to call them a ‘dog’?
Rather sexist and objectifying. You should judge them on their personality, not some shallow prettiness metric.

No wonder the women’s tour struggles so much.

I might go read the article later.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Not only are dogs surfing more interesting than pro surfers but they are (dogs) also nicer to be around ( then pro surfers) !

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago

They even lick you ( not pro surfers unless your a sponsor ) to clean out your cuts ….

Boat Docks
Boat Docks
4 years ago

Bay Area is a pretty neat place. Not too long ago watched some guy pull up in the middle lot in a new Tesla, unwrap a sweet cymatic, slip into a Isurus 4/3, pull out a carver board and carve around the parking lot loosening up his flexor muscles, the proceed to paddle out and suck.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  Boat Docks

I love these guys !

StarJamma
StarJamma
4 years ago
Reply to  Boat Docks

Good thing he loosened up.

Simon Says
Simon Says
4 years ago

Man’s best friend surfing more popular than a man surfing. Not sad, awesome!

DavidC
DavidC
4 years ago

Maybe they orta get this dog as the wildcard for Chopes!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

plenty of local starving strays wandering around the island…for sure, plenty of them are misplaced ex-pats, drugged-out surfers…fortunately some of us pull it together and find our way home…

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

Q : Whats the difference between pushing a dog into waves versus pushing kids into waves.

A: Fuck all.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

Except that the dog won’t give you cheek in the carpark for pushing he /she / they into the wrong wave ?

After spending the last 10 years virtually 24/7 with kids I have a theory that people love dogs because they , the dogs , can’t speak and thus can’t talk back and question one’s authority .

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

horses, anyone? Mr. Ed says: “Put me on a board, Wilbur!”

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Go to the source
And ask the horse !

Independent Bald Bomber
Independent Bald Bomber
4 years ago

Everyone seemed to have a blast. Except for the Fila Brasileiro, whose fans had major issues with the judging.

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago

Fila da puta!

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

Yeah yeah dogs are way cooler than Pro Surfers, no contest, dogs win.
There’s a dog that skate-boards really good at the Seaside parking lot, (I’ll try and post a vid.), maybe surfs too.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

If I had a choice-

Dogs > Bay Area Tech Vals

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Better a dog surfing contest in Pacifica than Zeke Lau in 1ft. Huntington slop.
Bay Area>Huntington Beach
in every way.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

…BREAKING NEWS…
(as reported in yesterday’s SunshineCoastNews)
The Sunshine Coast in Queensland Australia is set to have a wavepool operating by the end of 2023.
It’s not the wossle/slater plan for the swamp inland from Coolum (famous for Julia Wilson), but is instead an AWM Waco-like pool and will be on firm ground at Steve Irwin Way, inland from Caloundra.
Ground has been broken, this is happening. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
The red ‘X’ shows the stalled/shelved Kelly pool.
The green ‘✓’ shows the AWM pool.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

You’d think if they’re shelving pools they’d shelve the one in Yeppoon

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

I hope they throw a few crocs in there ( and have a total ray ban ) because that is the Steve Irwin Way ?

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
4 years ago

Riveting…


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