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Open Thread: Comment Live, Day Three of the Outerknown Tahiti Pro where ambition has become a dirty word!
Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by @theneedforshutterspeed/Step Bros
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Laura is on heat. Some gems coming out today. “Not that long, but soooo thick it feels great” followed by a little groan.
“Just a beast pumping suuuper deep”.
Naughty lil minx
I reckon we can safely say that was the best single day of competition all year.
Hoping for a Hedge/Vaast final
Hedge Slater just so I can post a what year is it meme
OK, praying for Kelly/Hedge final. (and the swell doesn’t disappear)
Jake’s heat totals at pipe:
Opening Round: 2.43
ER: 11.67 (!!)
R32: 1.50
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Slide this into Kanoa’s DMs
Take off on a closeout: Exactly what Jake wanted to do
Has Strider been in that position for all 10 hours.
They call him ‘Thighs’.
Penny Marshall was cool but I’m more of a Lenny guy
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Who cares as far as the contest you’re calling about a free surf wave?
inclusive, yet not intimate…didn’t cry/
The cut should be more like Baseball scouting – “Good barrell riding, maybe the best, top 5 contender… But he’s a cunt so we’re passing”
I like it coz that right there is the end of Kanoa.
Jake is so lucky for real, somehow manages to scam his way past the cut and Joao misses.
Does anyone else have a guy at the local break who sucks and just goes on everything like warrior? That guy rules.
Jake R1: 6.60
ER: 2.43
R16: 1.83
No bueno
Their WSL contract needs a performance clause. What is this?
WTF
New movie out soon
“Forgetting Jake Marshall”
Hey !
I thought you might be swimming ?
Not us fortunately
The people at the bottom of the hill are though
Man, it’s been wet. We’ve missed most of it here but still rivers are way up n stuff.
Short film*
Man appears onscreen…
“Who?”
Roll credits
Only people in the final 5 to not win an event are Kanoa and Italo
Man Jake Marshall sucks, it’s crazy that he’s going to place the same as robbo
Never see anyone drink RedBull. Ever. Is it a front for money laundering?
Come to Europe
My last journey was pre RedBull (87)
Jake could do with a ukelele about now, at least provide the soundtrack to the sun setting on his career
He’s back at Pipe plus four events
Would his three heat tally break into double figures?
If you don’t drop the high and the low
Jake lol. Needs to be fined for lack of effort