Locals only!
The ink is not yet dry on the the banner “Angriest Man in Surfing” but Malibu’s Andy Lyons, who earned the title by smashing a rock into a yellow alternative crafted surfboard then paddling out beyond the pier, may have competition down the coast in tony La Jolla.
Local news is reporting that police in the area have stepped up surveillance around Windansea after a spike in wantonly violent surf altercations in the water and on shore.
Per La Jolla Light:
The afternoon of Aug. 13, a male surfer and some others in the water got into an argument that led to “throwing some punches” and the surfer being held underwater for “what he estimated was about 30 seconds,” according to SDPD Officer Brian Avera, who oversees investigations in the department’s Northern Division, which includes La Jolla. The surfer did not give a reason for the argument in his statement to police.
“It was a very dangerous situation,” Avera said. “If anyone has been taken underwater and thought they were going to die, that is going to get our attention.”
There have been problems at Windansea for years, “almost to the point that it is a generational issue,” Avera said. But this was the first major altercation to be reported to the Police Department, he said.
“In general, we have had fights in the area … that are more of a territory thing; people feel it is their area to surf,” Avera said. “So we are certainly going to be vigilant and make sure we are allocating our resources throughout La Jolla to make sure it stays safe. We are dedicating more personnel, seven days a week, even overtime, to the area.”
In the Malibu case, the man who owned the alternative craft surfboard (wrongly identified as a “boy” early on), refused to go to the police, earning Lyons’ respect.
The underwater surfer, apparently, chose to involve law enforcement and may gain appreciation from onetime Stab editor Ashton Goggans.
Have you views, in any case, evolved as they relate to surf violence or are you still a grumpy local?
More as the story develops.
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I had some poof call the sheriff on me. Let’s just say he don’t trespass around here anymore.
Do u think he counted Mississippis or timed it on his watch.0
When surfer bois showed up in Colorado in the early years of snowboarding they tried to be territorial. After a few beatdowns, a few 100 instructive conversations with the real locals most of these bois realized their territorial cunty behavior wouldn’t fly in the mountains…fun times. If only Andy Lyons was there to guide the edgy young snowboarders!
Heard that myself. We had skate guys bail to Co to snowboard, were not as cocky as they were when they left. But they loved the mountains and I’d only see them in Mainland where I was surprised, they surfed better than when thye lived at the beach.
All good guys but it was fun to help them evolve and it was a cool time watching snowboarding grow
“ronnie g, here, fuck-off…” got weed?
Well played sir
W&S locals also go cry to the cops when they get their asses kicked.
Not very gritty,
You only know if you saw Ratt play on the Pumphouse deck 4th of July way back when.
Any F questions?
F SD Lifeguards/police!!
You misspelled FUBAR.
The locals at Windansea saved a friend of our commentary crew as he suffered a heart attack in February at the break. Instrumental in summoning professional help and getting our friend to the hospital.
Bad apples in every group. Crowds exacerbate everything. Symptom of the future.
Indeed. Not a local but been surfing Windansea and adjacent LJ reefs since I convinced my folks to get my a fullsuit when I started middle school up the road. Learned proper surf etiquette through osmosis that has served me well all over the world. Including non-surf related situations.
The problems occur on those beautiful summer days with those beautiful blue skies and beautiful warm water and beautiful (lully, predictable) long period souths where only a handful of spots in all CA are not blocks long close outs. Usually I don’t even bother and end up bodysurfing some unsurfable patch of reef nearby.
I’ll be candid, the only reason I see for people to surf windanmush is an easy parking lot nearby, which I avoid in principle and practice.
If a local says “fuck you” when you paddle out, stay facing him, try to make yourself appear larger, and yell loudly. Or is that for mountain lions? Or vagrants throwing hot dogs?
Do the wind AND sea locals still have circle jerks under the palapa? I know these days it’s almost impossible to legally do anything fun on California beaches. Damn rules and regulations.
beaches are tobacco-free…Heal The Bay hates butts…which leads to the Hoolywood question…
all actors & actresses alway toss the butts and sometimes stamp ’em out…in the dunes…
Ahh, Windansea the prettiest wavc that sucks to ride. The only good thing about Windansea is driving by on the way to go see those seals that also piss off the hardcore La Jolla locals.
I think that’s why I’ve only surfed there once on a bigger north, no one was out cause it sucked.
Little haberdasher….there I said it
I used to get it but I don’t get it anymore. I’m a grumpy old surfer now but why the fuck would you want surfing to be the sport where punches are thrown in the playground?
I get it. I’m greatful to the pissed off steroid meat heads who call out assholes. As 1 hook local once said in the lineup, “I’m not eating foam for som dot com. Prick. After I asked him why he threatened to beat some guy up. Funny because I had just dropped in on him, sun in my eyes and i apologized. He said no problem. The other guy lacked respect in a dangerous situation. So I get it, to bad everyone doesn’t?
not shit sherlock, just ended comments over at JP’s place by mentioning The Pump House Gang…you’re algorerthyms are really tight…and are very satifying…Kon-Tikis on me!
that said, how do i reach the editor/publisher?
There was an incident in the Windansea parking lot about 20 years back that my college roommate witnessed involving a local pointing a spear gun at a guy whom the local had scrapped with in the water, and then proceeding to completely destroy the guy’s board with said spear gun. And it’s really a shame that you can’t get away with spear gun assault anymore.
Not relevant to story but breaking news: Conan m https://uploads.disquscdn.c… ade Wash Post. We should all feel proud. We are all Conan today, whether we like it or not.
The Bird Rock Bandits are back?
“The underwater surfer, apparently, chose to involve law enforcement and may gain appreciation from onetime Stab editor Ashton Goggans.”
After your recent slew of clickbait garbage, this article is at least truly surf-related, and I LOLed at the above gem.
Years ago, I had a fun surf at Windansea. When I paddled out, I said hello to a group of locals. One of them answered “fuck you”. I proceeded to catch some waves. That very same unfriendly local was paddling back out after getting a wave, watched me pull into a barrel and come out, and hooted.
Seems like old formula of be respectful, wait your turn, and when you get a wave, surf it well worked as well as ever.
Windansea barrels?
Right? That’s how you know that story is bullshit. But I think that was the point.
Yes, true story.
Are barrels there unusual? Maybe that’s why he hooted. It was towards the inside, over midway through the wave. Anyhow, it was an icebreaker!
there is a thing called the inside right hooker that is fabulous when it works 1 of every 10 or 15 waves…..sand has to be right.
Indeed, just like all my barrels at Lowers
Windanmush.
I really don’t understand how you can categorize the life-threatening injury of World Surf League CEO Erik Logan as “clickbait garbage.”
Chas–new series for you: Cowardly or Courageous? Then rank it on a Filipe scale. So random extreme sports and other extreme living scenarios, and rank the fear factor by the scale. So free base jumping–10 courageous lions out of 10; bungee jumping–3 cowardly lions. Etc. Figure if there’s one human on the internet set up to run with such a series, it’s you.
There’d need to be some sort of neutral baseline established that can neither be accrued a cowardly lion nor a courageous lion.
And I’d also have to imagine there are things that accrue you both kinds of lions and you could end up being net cowardly, net courageous, or just a wash depending on the circumstances.
For example, towing in on waves that you could paddle into might earn you a couple courageous lions, but you could just as easily earn more cowardly lions when the totality of the circumstances is taken into consideration.