The WSL's Renato Hickel goes rogue! Calls Surfline's five to seven one to two.

Surf fans left in a confused disarray as WSL eschews partner forecaster Surfline’s “cartoonish” five-to-seven-foot wave-size call as it cancels Outerknown Pro for day due to “one-to-two-foot” waves!

And Surfline's chief forecaster comes out swinging, “Next time you take a crack, you should make the effort to get your facts straight. But I guess you only care about clicks with #fakenews.” 

As reported yesterday, Surfline, the world’s preeminent surf forecaster and official partner of the WSL, predicted “five-to-seven-foot” waves for Teahupoo on Monday.

A little time on Surfline’s own  Teahupoo cam, hosted by Havae Bungalows right there on the point, however, revealed one-foot lines folding onto ‘emselves on the famous reef. 

Barely enough wave-power, as I wrote yesterday, to propel an SUP or one of those fantastic pedalo devices that so thrilled spectators at Burleigh Heads last week. 

As readers, and Surfline’s own Senior Forecast manager Jonathan Warren, were quick to point out, the screen-grab of little waves used in the story was from Sunday.

French Polynesia, of course, is on the other side of the international date line to Australia. Monday here, Sunday there.

“Next time you take a crack, you should make the effort to get your facts straight,” Warren wrote. “But I guess you only care about clicks with #fakenews.” 

All very good, and true, points.

Warren included a still from the cam of a Teahupoo drainer that might’ve been almost four foot at the takeoff.

A correct forecast, then, might’ve been one-to-two with the real occasional bigger set.

Wave Of The Day!

So what did today bring? 

If you were to ask Mr Renato Hickel, the WSL’s own man making the calls on whether or not the event is to run, the waves are “one-to-two-foot.” 

Five-To-Seven-(Surfline) Foot, Teahupoo, Monday, August 15.

The waves are building, said the famously handsome Brazilian and former beau of four-time world champion Lisa Andersen, but too small for competition.

I watched for twenty minutes and saw a couple of lazy three-footers.

The contest was put on hold for many hours until, even with the rideable sets making reluctant cameos, the plug was pulled until tomoz, or maybe Thursday, when Surfline is calling for a mighty ten-to-fifteen feet of oceanic madness.

Strap yourself in!

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John Non John
John Non John
4 years ago

NonJohn is having trouble deciding on a core name for his first born. Kirra, Telo, Swami, and Ulu (short for Uluwatu) are in the mix so far!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago
Reply to  John Non John

God, we must live in the same town. Swami is a bitch though. I think she got run off.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  John Non John

Ocean…

Toe Jurpel
Toe Jurpel
4 years ago

Renato every morning on the broadcast this week, selling the promise of tomorrow:

https://youtu.be/qNiWO5gsms8

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Twice in normal surfing talk but in surfline scale it’s 400

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

Ok Frank speak to the camera and say ” the surf is picking up ”
Take one ….action

The surf is a potato

CUT , WTF just say the surf is picking up

Take two …and action 🎬

The surf is a potato

CUT , FARRK WTF Frank just say the surf is PICKING up!!!

Take three ….and action 🎬

The surf is a potato

FUCK CUT WTF man …

5 days later

The surf is a potato 🥔.

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago

I Pip myself.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  Manuka

I’ll pip myself too

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

Did Renato say: “Stay tuned…the waves will soon be popping up like pimples?”
Crushed a lil pip of al green into my pipe…will lite it up…but not until the contest starts! Or pimples…

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago

I am highly entertained!

frothdogg
frothdogg
4 years ago

Beach bait Click grit

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

We Suck Legumes

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

Hey, legumes are important as nitrogen fixers, and many are rather tasty.

We shouldn’t take the pea out of them.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom
astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I see what you did there. You bean lupin around again, cb.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  astro
channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom
Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Sooo good! LOL

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

sports mode” on a canon t-3, 350 mm lens? great sequence. I’ll watch it backwards, later…

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

My favourite .

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Love CB bean himself!

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom
channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Still WAAAAAYYYY too big for Filipe.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

He just needs the right board a a quad,

JOBBOD
JOBBOD
4 years ago

j-woz, forecasting https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

JOBBOD
JOBBOD
4 years ago
Reply to  JOBBOD

#ilovelamp

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
4 years ago
Reply to  JOBBOD

Not sure if the big short or anchorman.

JOBBOD
JOBBOD
4 years ago

surfline: the big short

Some Guy
Some Guy
4 years ago

anchorman all da way

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
4 years ago

Oh, man. You’ve made the Surfline mad.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Looks like chest to shoulder with some occasional head high sets.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Stop it with your Witchcraft!

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Negs, burn him alive!

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
4 years ago

Renato dressed like he’s ready to shoot his standard 96 on the local par-54 course.

astro
astro
4 years ago

Polo ? Check
Mouthwash ? Check
Shorts on the right way round ? Check
Grecian applied ? Check
Good to go.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

wearing cleats, jackboots, and/or spurs?

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

I’m saying it’s half a meter.

This whole imperial measurement system is a failure.

It’s time to call it by metric!

mike m
mike m
4 years ago

I believe aliens measure things by the inch, so it’s probably not a failure.

The furlong is 1/8th of a mile….or 7,920 inches.
The diameter of the earth is 7,920 miles.
Keep the Imperial system, because that coincidence is too bizarre to throw away.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  mike m

astro’s physics…

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago

I’m in.
I’d add brazilian expressions like “metrinho” or “metrão”, that is a small meter or big meter. Clear as water.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Manuka

clear as day…tuned.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

nice 360…

astro
astro
4 years ago

Hey Jonathon !
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

It’s OK to take a shit at every step.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

again…astro’s physics…t-shirts?

comment imagefind.com/png…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

…pingu, is that you?

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

It was barely one Germanic leg out there today. Or should it be shins? Shit.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

No one nows what to call waves anymore! Disarray etc.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
4 years ago

For an asymmetric wave (periodic pulses in one direction, for example), the peak amplitude becomes ambiguous. This is because the value is different depending on whether the maximum positive signal is measured relative to the mean, the maximum negative signal is measured relative to the mean, or the maximum positive signal is measured relative to the maximum negative signal (the peak-to-peak amplitude) and then divided by two (the semi-amplitude).

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

I can count to potatoe

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

A kilometre is a 1000 meters, nah nah

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

which of the following supports your thesis?

https://static.vecteezy.com…

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Disarray? Or Dat Array? Or da udder array?


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