And Surfline's chief forecaster comes out swinging, “Next time you take a crack, you should make the effort to get your facts straight. But I guess you only care about clicks with #fakenews.”
As reported yesterday, Surfline, the world’s preeminent surf forecaster and official partner of the WSL, predicted “five-to-seven-foot” waves for Teahupoo on Monday.
The #OuterknownTahitiPro is OFF for the day but there’s swell coming this week!
Next Call: 8:15 am TAHT@outerknown_live pic.twitter.com/zZriIqBAeX— World Surf League (@wsl) August 14, 2022
A little time on Surfline’s own Teahupoo cam, hosted by Havae Bungalows right there on the point, however, revealed one-foot lines folding onto ‘emselves on the famous reef.
Barely enough wave-power, as I wrote yesterday, to propel an SUP or one of those fantastic pedalo devices that so thrilled spectators at Burleigh Heads last week.
As readers, and Surfline’s own Senior Forecast manager Jonathan Warren, were quick to point out, the screen-grab of little waves used in the story was from Sunday.
French Polynesia, of course, is on the other side of the international date line to Australia. Monday here, Sunday there.
“Next time you take a crack, you should make the effort to get your facts straight,” Warren wrote. “But I guess you only care about clicks with #fakenews.”
All very good, and true, points.
Warren included a still from the cam of a Teahupoo drainer that might’ve been almost four foot at the takeoff.
A correct forecast, then, might’ve been one-to-two with the real occasional bigger set.
So what did today bring?
If you were to ask Mr Renato Hickel, the WSL’s own man making the calls on whether or not the event is to run, the waves are “one-to-two-foot.”
The waves are building, said the famously handsome Brazilian and former beau of four-time world champion Lisa Andersen, but too small for competition.
I watched for twenty minutes and saw a couple of lazy three-footers.
The contest was put on hold for many hours until, even with the rideable sets making reluctant cameos, the plug was pulled until tomoz, or maybe Thursday, when Surfline is calling for a mighty ten-to-fifteen feet of oceanic madness.
Strap yourself in!


NonJohn is having trouble deciding on a core name for his first born. Kirra, Telo, Swami, and Ulu (short for Uluwatu) are in the mix so far!
God, we must live in the same town. Swami is a bitch though. I think she got run off.
Ocean…
Renato every morning on the broadcast this week, selling the promise of tomorrow:
https://youtu.be/qNiWO5gsms8
Twice in normal surfing talk but in surfline scale it’s 400
Ok Frank speak to the camera and say ” the surf is picking up ”
Take one ….action
The surf is a potato
CUT , WTF just say the surf is picking up
Take two …and action 🎬
The surf is a potato
CUT , FARRK WTF Frank just say the surf is PICKING up!!!
Take three ….and action 🎬
The surf is a potato
FUCK CUT WTF man …
5 days later
The surf is a potato 🥔.
I Pip myself.
I’ll pip myself too
Did Renato say: “Stay tuned…the waves will soon be popping up like pimples?”
Crushed a lil pip of al green into my pipe…will lite it up…but not until the contest starts! Or pimples…
I am highly entertained!
Beach bait Click grit
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We Suck Legumes
Hey, legumes are important as nitrogen fixers, and many are rather tasty.
We shouldn’t take the pea out of them.
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I see what you did there. You bean lupin around again, cb.
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Sooo good! LOL
sports mode” on a canon t-3, 350 mm lens? great sequence. I’ll watch it backwards, later…
My favourite .
Love CB bean himself!
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Still WAAAAAYYYY too big for Filipe.
He just needs the right board a a quad,
j-woz, forecasting https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
#ilovelamp
Not sure if the big short or anchorman.
surfline: the big short
anchorman all da way
Oh, man. You’ve made the Surfline mad.
Looks like chest to shoulder with some occasional head high sets.
Stop it with your Witchcraft!
Negs, burn him alive!
Renato dressed like he’s ready to shoot his standard 96 on the local par-54 course.
Polo ? Check
Mouthwash ? Check
Shorts on the right way round ? Check
Grecian applied ? Check
Good to go.
wearing cleats, jackboots, and/or spurs?
I’m saying it’s half a meter.
This whole imperial measurement system is a failure.
It’s time to call it by metric!
I believe aliens measure things by the inch, so it’s probably not a failure.
The furlong is 1/8th of a mile….or 7,920 inches.
The diameter of the earth is 7,920 miles.
Keep the Imperial system, because that coincidence is too bizarre to throw away.
astro’s physics…
I’m in.
I’d add brazilian expressions like “metrinho” or “metrão”, that is a small meter or big meter. Clear as water.
clear as day…tuned.
nice 360…
Hey Jonathon !
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It’s OK to take a shit at every step.
again…astro’s physics…t-shirts?
…pingu, is that you?
It was barely one Germanic leg out there today. Or should it be shins? Shit.
No one nows what to call waves anymore! Disarray etc.
For an asymmetric wave (periodic pulses in one direction, for example), the peak amplitude becomes ambiguous. This is because the value is different depending on whether the maximum positive signal is measured relative to the mean, the maximum negative signal is measured relative to the mean, or the maximum positive signal is measured relative to the maximum negative signal (the peak-to-peak amplitude) and then divided by two (the semi-amplitude).
I can count to potatoe
A kilometre is a 1000 meters, nah nah
which of the following supports your thesis?
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Disarray? Or Dat Array? Or da udder array?